Margot Witte
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Margot Witte
@margotw.bsky.social
PhD student in philosophy // interpersonal ethics // retired bread-baker
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GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, YOU COWARDS! FEWER SINGALONG SHOWINGS OF ‘WICKED’ AND MORE SINGALONG VERSIONS OF ‘A COMPLETE UNKNOWN’
Thanks to Caleb for doing my social media for me…

My first paper is out there! It’s about how social practices can unjustly prevent us from using epistemic resources that we possess
August 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
To be clear I’m arguing that being a Conventional Wife Guy is too low a bar and in fact we should all be Ultra Wife Guys
Currently in a talk where @margotw.bsky.social is arguing that being a wife guy is a failure of practical joint deliberation and I have never felt more Attacked
August 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Currently in a talk where @margotw.bsky.social is arguing that being a wife guy is a failure of practical joint deliberation and I have never felt more Attacked
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Has anyone taught a Philosophy of Sports class and have a syllabus they’d be willing to share? Or anything you think would be cool to see on such a syllabus?

Dealing with writing overload by thinking about my silly little passion projects 🏈⚾️🏒🥊🚴🏋️🧗‍♀️
February 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
New cardigan is finally finished! (Ignore unmade bed — I was too excited to get a pic)
February 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Would you watch my cooking show?
January 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Baby’s first R&R!!! 🥰🥹🥰🥹
January 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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If we are b’tzelem elohim, does that mean God also has tummy issues?
January 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Plotting the downfall of my enemies (strategizing how I will politely remind a few people of my pronouns)
January 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Not to brag, but I only learned about the Musk salute like an hour ago 😌😇
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Excited to reveal the program for the 7th Annual Chapel Hill Normativity Workshop:
normativity.web.unc.edu/program/
Program – Chapel Hill Normativity Workshop
normativity.web.unc.edu
January 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Damn @margotw.bsky.social knows how to title a talk
January 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m just a guy who loves folk music, standing in front of Hollywood execs, begging them to please make one Leonard Cohen movie for every 10 Bob Dylan movies
January 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Legally obligated to interrupt whatever is happening whenever a Xmas carol written by a Jew comes on
December 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Intermittently remembering that someone told me the other day that they'd been mistakenly pronouncing it "blue-skee" and chuckling
December 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
First time trying duplicate stitch! A little baby hat for my friends’ peanut. The stack of to-be-gifted hats continues to grow…
December 17, 2024 at 3:40 AM
HAHAHAHA who would say that?
Academics finishing the semester: FINALLY I can start working on my work!
December 17, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Co-writing a conference abstract with a friend (first time!!) and I got so excited I gave myself a nosebleed 🥰🩸
December 11, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Me and who??
Y’alllllllll Target is selling a Latke Duo for Hanukkah it’s two latkes, one with sour cream and one with applesauce AND THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS

www.target.com/p/latke-sour...
December 11, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Enemies to lover story but it’s an analytic philosopher and a continental philosopher both working on the philosophy of love.
December 10, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I for one think it’s cool that a public intellectual is willing to take on all of the bad parts of being poly (publicly hinting at it, general cringiness) without enjoying any of the benefits of actually being poly
December 7, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Got our wedding pics back! A few of the two of us 🌿🌳🍀
December 3, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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let me stop you right there kid. if you're a little teapot where's your handle and spout
April 4, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Just realized I’m giving a presentation at the grad student working group on Monday. Had absolutely no idea 🤡🤡
*December deadlines after thanksgiving break
November 29, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Last night I jolted myself, my partner, and our two cats awake in the middle of the night because I had a nightmare I stepped on a cat’s tail
November 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM