This is a naked mole rat emergency!

he's so high he's just lying on the floor in the living room

forever thinking about how cool and hot i felt covered in (fake) blood

i was pissed about the plain bandages so my gf drew a kitty for it

youth groups love seeing a kid with undiagnosed ocd coming

the only way i can be a semi-functional human is to keep my phone on my customized do not disturb at all at times