🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊
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Argentinian 🇦🇷 Music enthusiast 🎶 Motion Picture and TV show fanatic 📺 🎬
I have the superpower of being able to nap at will.
https://on.soundcloud.com/48fvK
I have the superpower of being able to nap at will.
https://on.soundcloud.com/48fvK
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Disappearing an elected official.
Alina Habba tells Fox News that Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was arrested and is being held in a secret location right now.
Martha MacCallum: "Where is he being held?"
Habba: 'I'm not going to speak to that right now. He's obviously in New Jersey."
Martha MacCallum: "Where is he being held?"
Habba: 'I'm not going to speak to that right now. He's obviously in New Jersey."
May 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Disappearing an elected official.
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"The first guest on Gavin Newsom's podcast was Charlie Kirk" is more than enough for me to say "absolutely not" to any suggestion Newsom play any role in the future of the Democratic Party. People like him are the past, the failures, the ones who got us here.
Gavin Newsom would have put down the Bell Riots with tanks and napalm I can tell you that much
March 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"The first guest on Gavin Newsom's podcast was Charlie Kirk" is more than enough for me to say "absolutely not" to any suggestion Newsom play any role in the future of the Democratic Party. People like him are the past, the failures, the ones who got us here.
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Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Xavier Worthy was arrested Friday night in Williamson County, Texas, on a charge of assault of a family or house member and impeding the breathing or circulation.
Chiefs' Worthy arrested for domestic violence
Chiefs receiver Xavier Worthy was arrested on a felony domestic violence charge Friday in Texas.
www.espn.com
March 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Xavier Worthy was arrested Friday night in Williamson County, Texas, on a charge of assault of a family or house member and impeding the breathing or circulation.
Nickel Boys is monumental
February 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Nickel Boys is monumental
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Awful news --> Delivery of therapeutic food assistance to nearly 400,000 severely malnourished kids abroad is suddenly in doubt due to Trump-Musk firings at USAID, two manufacturers of the product tell me.
"Starving children are waiting," one says.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/1919...
"Starving children are waiting," one says.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/1919...
Musk Scandal at USAID Takes Ugly Turn, Putting Starving Kids at Risk
Two U.S. nonprofits that manufacture a treatment sent by USAID to help severely malnourished children abroad say the process is in chaos. This isn’t what Marco Rubio said would happen.
newrepublic.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Awful news --> Delivery of therapeutic food assistance to nearly 400,000 severely malnourished kids abroad is suddenly in doubt due to Trump-Musk firings at USAID, two manufacturers of the product tell me.
"Starving children are waiting," one says.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/1919...
"Starving children are waiting," one says.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/1919...
Nobody show this to that scumbag Bird Law Expert or he might K word himself
February 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nobody show this to that scumbag Bird Law Expert or he might K word himself
Top 5 movie of 2024 for me. Go watch "The Girl With The Needle" immediately.
It's on Mubi.
It's on Mubi.
February 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Top 5 movie of 2024 for me. Go watch "The Girl With The Needle" immediately.
It's on Mubi.
It's on Mubi.
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Trump just announced Sean Parnell as the chief Pentagon Spokesman.
Parnell’s wife testified under oath that he repeatedly choked her. He ultimately lost custody of his children.
Parnell’s wife testified under oath that he repeatedly choked her. He ultimately lost custody of his children.
February 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Trump just announced Sean Parnell as the chief Pentagon Spokesman.
Parnell’s wife testified under oath that he repeatedly choked her. He ultimately lost custody of his children.
Parnell’s wife testified under oath that he repeatedly choked her. He ultimately lost custody of his children.
This is how Billie Eilish was dressed at the Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is how Billie Eilish was dressed at the Grammys
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So that brings the total to 9 separate women at 5 different spas, with a paper trail.
New: Ravens’ Justin Tucker faces new allegations from 3 massage therapists www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/raven...
Ravens’ Justin Tucker faces new allegations from 3 massage therapists
Three additional massage therapists are accusing Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker of sexually inappropriate behavior.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So that brings the total to 9 separate women at 5 different spas, with a paper trail.
Now that January is over, the rest of the year will last like 3 weeks total.
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Now that January is over, the rest of the year will last like 3 weeks total.
"Babygirl" was mid. Not enough thrills and not erotic enough.
Same problem that "Bodies Bodies Bodies" by the same director had: not funny enough and not scary at all.
Same problem that "Bodies Bodies Bodies" by the same director had: not funny enough and not scary at all.
January 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Babygirl" was mid. Not enough thrills and not erotic enough.
Same problem that "Bodies Bodies Bodies" by the same director had: not funny enough and not scary at all.
Same problem that "Bodies Bodies Bodies" by the same director had: not funny enough and not scary at all.
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This is a concentration camp. This is the correct term, and one not specific to the Holocaust. A concentration camp is where large numbers of people, usually from a persecuted minority or a political opposition are imprisoned.
Trump announces an executive order authorizing a 30,000 capacity migrant detention center in Guantanamo.
"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
January 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is a concentration camp. This is the correct term, and one not specific to the Holocaust. A concentration camp is where large numbers of people, usually from a persecuted minority or a political opposition are imprisoned.
If Emilia Perez wins the Best International Film award over something like The Seed Of The Sacred Fig, I will do unspeakable things to the Academy voters.
January 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If Emilia Perez wins the Best International Film award over something like The Seed Of The Sacred Fig, I will do unspeakable things to the Academy voters.
This shit ruined my day
January 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This shit ruined my day
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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
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“The button that redirects users to the original White House page first said “Go Home,” before getting changed to, ‘Go To Home Page.’”
Trump Takes Down Spanish Version Of White House Website: ‘GO HOME’
www.huffpost.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“The button that redirects users to the original White House page first said “Go Home,” before getting changed to, ‘Go To Home Page.’”
Masterpiece.
January 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Masterpiece.
RIP TO THE GOAT
January 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
RIP TO THE GOAT
Let's get this Twitter wedding rolling 🤵🏽🍾👰♀🤓
January 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Let's get this Twitter wedding rolling 🤵🏽🍾👰♀🤓
Holy fuck. Finally watched "The Beast" and yeah.
It's stunning. Bertrand Bonello has become one of my favorite directors and continues to not miss.
It's stunning. Bertrand Bonello has become one of my favorite directors and continues to not miss.
January 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Holy fuck. Finally watched "The Beast" and yeah.
It's stunning. Bertrand Bonello has become one of my favorite directors and continues to not miss.
It's stunning. Bertrand Bonello has become one of my favorite directors and continues to not miss.
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California has deployed 400 incarcerated firefighters to fight the LA blaze. They make $26 over 24-hr shift.
“We’re doing this heroic, crucial work, but many ppl inside cannot support their family, can barely afford hygiene supplies. Nobody is saving money,” Amika Mota, former firefighter, told me
“We’re doing this heroic, crucial work, but many ppl inside cannot support their family, can barely afford hygiene supplies. Nobody is saving money,” Amika Mota, former firefighter, told me
‘Essential’: nearly 400 incarcerated firefighters deployed as LA battles wildfires
The firefighters earn $5.80-$10.24 per day plus $1 an hour when responding to active emergencies, according to CDCR
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
California has deployed 400 incarcerated firefighters to fight the LA blaze. They make $26 over 24-hr shift.
“We’re doing this heroic, crucial work, but many ppl inside cannot support their family, can barely afford hygiene supplies. Nobody is saving money,” Amika Mota, former firefighter, told me
“We’re doing this heroic, crucial work, but many ppl inside cannot support their family, can barely afford hygiene supplies. Nobody is saving money,” Amika Mota, former firefighter, told me
The dumbest person you know is claiming the California fires were caused by arsonists.
January 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The dumbest person you know is claiming the California fires were caused by arsonists.
