People write good job on cards, because they can't spell congrajulashuns.
December 1, 2024 at 8:07 AM
People write good job on cards, because they can't spell congrajulashuns.
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Careful with what you type
November 19, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Careful with what you type
Would you rather have your farts be super loud and smell like nothing or be silent and smell HORRIBLE?
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Would you rather have your farts be super loud and smell like nothing or be silent and smell HORRIBLE?
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If a Skinny Coffee is made with skim milk, why don't we call it skimmy? Or make it with skin milk?
July 2, 2023 at 12:03 AM
If a Skinny Coffee is made with skim milk, why don't we call it skimmy? Or make it with skin milk?
So I've been away from here for a minute, did "skeeting" ever stick?
November 15, 2024 at 8:51 AM
So I've been away from here for a minute, did "skeeting" ever stick?
Takes a special kind of loser to get stood up 3 times in 2 days.
My Self Esteem Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time Bro Peter Gilroy GIF
ALT: My Self Esteem Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time Bro Peter Gilroy GIF
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April 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Takes a special kind of loser to get stood up 3 times in 2 days.
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Your timeline has been blessed by the extraordinarily rare SMILING REZNOR. Repost to spread his mirth!
April 5, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Your timeline has been blessed by the extraordinarily rare SMILING REZNOR. Repost to spread his mirth!
Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing you'll probably clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard?
Please hurry. Time sensitive question.
Please hurry. Time sensitive question.
April 6, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing you'll probably clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard?
Please hurry. Time sensitive question.
Please hurry. Time sensitive question.
Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know have access to your internet history?
April 6, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know have access to your internet history?
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Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop?
July 4, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop?
Has bluesky got dms or group chats yet?
February 10, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Has bluesky got dms or group chats yet?
Hello Bsky. Time for my fortnightly "I should post here more" post. And then I don't.
October 12, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Hello Bsky. Time for my fortnightly "I should post here more" post. And then I don't.
Oh hi bsky long time no chat. What's up
August 28, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Oh hi bsky long time no chat. What's up
"Why do they call him Ethan Hunt when his name is Tom Cruise and that is SO MUCH COOLER"
This has been film critique corner with the 9yo.
This has been film critique corner with the 9yo.
July 22, 2023 at 3:25 AM
"Why do they call him Ethan Hunt when his name is Tom Cruise and that is SO MUCH COOLER"
This has been film critique corner with the 9yo.
This has been film critique corner with the 9yo.
Haven't skeeted in a while. Just checking in.
Also not 100% sold on "skeet"
Also not 100% sold on "skeet"
July 20, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Haven't skeeted in a while. Just checking in.
Also not 100% sold on "skeet"
Also not 100% sold on "skeet"
Hello bluesky I love you even though you're not twitter xoxoxox
July 15, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Hello bluesky I love you even though you're not twitter xoxoxox
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Threads is looking better and better. What I wanted from social media was:
* self-promotion from celebrities and rich people
* no control over my timeline
* strict prohibition of any sexual content
* nothing from europe
* no alt-text
* data harvesting to empower genocides
* self-promotion from celebrities and rich people
* no control over my timeline
* strict prohibition of any sexual content
* nothing from europe
* no alt-text
* data harvesting to empower genocides
July 7, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Threads is looking better and better. What I wanted from social media was:
* self-promotion from celebrities and rich people
* no control over my timeline
* strict prohibition of any sexual content
* nothing from europe
* no alt-text
* data harvesting to empower genocides
* self-promotion from celebrities and rich people
* no control over my timeline
* strict prohibition of any sexual content
* nothing from europe
* no alt-text
* data harvesting to empower genocides
It's the final countdown
do do doo doooo
Dodo dododooooo
do do doo doooo
Dodo dododooooo
July 6, 2023 at 12:06 PM
It's the final countdown
do do doo doooo
Dodo dododooooo
do do doo doooo
Dodo dododooooo
...is this monkey nft for sale?
July 5, 2023 at 3:11 AM
...is this monkey nft for sale?