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Mama Disco
@mamadisco.bsky.social
Chicago's Sparkliest Asshole- Singer, Performer, Producer, Burlesquer, and all around good egg.
Have you ever been so medically gaslit that you go into an MRI hoping that they find something, just so that someone takes you seriously? Like.. I dont WANT autoimmune hepatitis, but if i have it, will they believe I'm actually in pain? #chronicillness
July 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's weird to hope for the blood tests to come back with SOMETHING, because that means the doctors can't gaslight me into thinking it's all in my head. #chronicillness
July 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Why I'll never leave #Illinois- Both of my kids received EBT cards for the summer because they participated in the free lunch program. 🧵
May 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The only president to serve more than 2 terms was FDR, largely to get the country through the Great Depression and then subsequently WWII.

PREDICTION: The current administration is intetionally tanking the economy and starting a war so Trump remains in power. #ChangeMyMind #ConspiracyTheories
March 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The upside to #bluesky- no right wing mouthpieces to depress me with their parroting of the Trump administration talking points.
The downside to bluesky- mostly all liberals reporting on the depressing shit the Trump administration is pushing through.

Either way, when I'm on this app, I has a sad.
March 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
#TeslaTakedown in Westmont, IL
March 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Goin' to a protest and we're
Gonna get angry.
Goin' to a protest and we're
Gonna get angry

Musk is an insufferable
Megalomaniac
Goin' to protest his cars....!
#TeslaTakedown
March 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
No, I totally didn't blast Hot To Go on the way home from Menards so my 6 year old wouldn't hear me unwrap the impules purchase Whatchamacallit I snagged at checkout. #parenting
March 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The best part of insomnia is getting to have an existential crisis before the sun comes up while mainline caffeine and looking up passport requirements. #perimenopause
March 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
::deep inhale::

I love the smell of the orthodontist in the morning.

Am I going to hit that fancy coffee machine 3 times before I leave? You're damn right I am. #KidsAreFuckingExpensive
March 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
What's worse- the fact that an unelected illegal alien is calling for judicial impeachment, or the fact that Charlie Kirk believes that the judge was QUOTING HAMILTON.
March 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is the kind of petty I can get behind.
BREAKING: The Canadian Anthem is now blasting on speakers outside the White House.
March 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
MMMmmmm.... may his tears salt his carcass as we eat the rich.
Elon Musk is on the verge of tears as he contemplates his imploding empire.
March 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
March 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hey, Marco.... dis you?
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is absolutely disgusting.
This is evil. Pure evil.
February 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My 6 year old's laundry has been sitting in the living room for a week. I just folded and put it all away.

Award, please. #ADHDparenting
February 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Whatever and ever, amen.
February 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@margaretatwood.bsky.social wrote The Handmaid's Tale as dystopian fiction, not as a fucking guide book. #fucktrump #IHateItHere
February 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Everything else seems to be for sale....
February 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Conversation with 12:

"There's an artist i think you might like. Have you ever heard of....... #GwenStefani?"

OH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD, REMEMBER THAT I AM OF THE ELDERS, AND OF THIS SIREN, THE LEGENEDS HAVE FORETOLD. FOR YOU SEE, THAT SHIT IS BANANAS. B.A.N.A.N.A.S.
February 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Taught the kids to dry-heave upon sight of a #cybertruck. Does it fix anything? Far from it. Does it make you feel better? Slightly. Is it hilarious? Absofuckinluty.
February 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We're working on untangling our family from Amazon and every other boot-licking company that's outed themselves in the last 2 weeks. Until then, I'm trying to find out just how much is being censored. #amazon
February 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We bought a snowblower. Which means it won't snow this year.

You're welcome, #Chicago.
February 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM