Dogs are magic! Our 12 lb mutt puppy tuned into a 95 lb behemoth who still thinks he's a lap dog!

If EVERY KID in our district is now getting EBT for the summer.... holy shit, my dudes. This is amazing. Thanks, @ilhumanservices.bsky.social

The thing is, EVERY kid in our public school district got free lunch this year. There's no way we'd qualify for EBT; we're not rich, but we make too much. We squeek by. 🧵

We are literally the reason why we can't have nice things.

Way to make me cry at 6 am AGAIN.

Nope, just our government. Regular people are PISSED.

Every. Goddamn. Morning.

You can thank Henry Ford for square dancing in gym class. We didn't it up here, too. He was so antisemitic and racist that he lobbied for an "American" music style to be taught in schools over jazz because the music industry was "dominated by Jews". So that was fun.

And meanwhile, I'm being charged 15% capitalized interest on a student loan my grandchildren will probably get saddled with long after I'm dead.

Cancel me so I can get the hell out of here.

::barf::

Hey there, Elon.... how's that free market working out for you?