✨Mal✨
@malwindsor.bsky.social
Pun slut and maker of words. Writer for Nerds & Beyond and co-host of Mixtape Book Club and Your Bat is Dead podcasts. Opinions my own. She/Her 🏳️🌈🔞
Happy 5th of November!
*sets off fireworks, drops a dumb fic, and runs*
*sets off fireworks, drops a dumb fic, and runs*
Practice Makes Perfect - MalMuses - Supernatural (TV 2005) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Happy 5th of November!
*sets off fireworks, drops a dumb fic, and runs*
*sets off fireworks, drops a dumb fic, and runs*
At what point in history did we stop storing so many things in chests, because honestly, that was pretty cool.
May 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
At what point in history did we stop storing so many things in chests, because honestly, that was pretty cool.
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“You look like you had a fight with a Care Bear.”
I WILL be looking for opportunities to say this to someone out loud in real life, thank you @malwindsor.bsky.social .
I WILL be looking for opportunities to say this to someone out loud in real life, thank you @malwindsor.bsky.social .
April 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“You look like you had a fight with a Care Bear.”
I WILL be looking for opportunities to say this to someone out loud in real life, thank you @malwindsor.bsky.social .
I WILL be looking for opportunities to say this to someone out loud in real life, thank you @malwindsor.bsky.social .
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If you have to DNF for any reason, you do that. Some books may seem innocent at first and then trigger you, so if you gotta put it down, then drop it like it's hot. Me, personally, as an author applaud you for ever even picking it up and giving it a go.
Who told you that you have to finish every book you start?
April 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If you have to DNF for any reason, you do that. Some books may seem innocent at first and then trigger you, so if you gotta put it down, then drop it like it's hot. Me, personally, as an author applaud you for ever even picking it up and giving it a go.
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Tomorrow I need to have a good reason why I am 1.5 days behind schedule on a work project.
So far what I have is "Well see @malwindsor.bsky.social wrote a thing and @holdtheday.bsky.social said I should read it and I really couldn't figure out why I hadn't yet and *blink* it was Thursday night."
So far what I have is "Well see @malwindsor.bsky.social wrote a thing and @holdtheday.bsky.social said I should read it and I really couldn't figure out why I hadn't yet and *blink* it was Thursday night."
a woman in a plaid shirt says oops !
Alt: a woman in a plaid shirt says oops !
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Tomorrow I need to have a good reason why I am 1.5 days behind schedule on a work project.
So far what I have is "Well see @malwindsor.bsky.social wrote a thing and @holdtheday.bsky.social said I should read it and I really couldn't figure out why I hadn't yet and *blink* it was Thursday night."
So far what I have is "Well see @malwindsor.bsky.social wrote a thing and @holdtheday.bsky.social said I should read it and I really couldn't figure out why I hadn't yet and *blink* it was Thursday night."
"Will never pay taxes" - oh, just like all those billionaires, then? 🙄🙄
This entire declaration is disgusting. My autistic son is amazing. He can write poems. He loves to play basketball. He wants to be an engineer. I guarantee he will be a more diligent & valuable citizen than RFK will EVER be.
This entire declaration is disgusting. My autistic son is amazing. He can write poems. He loves to play basketball. He wants to be an engineer. I guarantee he will be a more diligent & valuable citizen than RFK will EVER be.
April 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Will never pay taxes" - oh, just like all those billionaires, then? 🙄🙄
This entire declaration is disgusting. My autistic son is amazing. He can write poems. He loves to play basketball. He wants to be an engineer. I guarantee he will be a more diligent & valuable citizen than RFK will EVER be.
This entire declaration is disgusting. My autistic son is amazing. He can write poems. He loves to play basketball. He wants to be an engineer. I guarantee he will be a more diligent & valuable citizen than RFK will EVER be.
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Got a cool idea for a novel? That’s your concept.
But unless you turn it into a premise, you might end up like Chuck Wendig’s old man lost at the mall—eating fries, forgetting your car.
Let’s fix that.
A thread 🧵🪓
#writingcommunity
But unless you turn it into a premise, you might end up like Chuck Wendig’s old man lost at the mall—eating fries, forgetting your car.
Let’s fix that.
A thread 🧵🪓
#writingcommunity
April 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Got a cool idea for a novel? That’s your concept.
But unless you turn it into a premise, you might end up like Chuck Wendig’s old man lost at the mall—eating fries, forgetting your car.
Let’s fix that.
A thread 🧵🪓
#writingcommunity
But unless you turn it into a premise, you might end up like Chuck Wendig’s old man lost at the mall—eating fries, forgetting your car.
Let’s fix that.
A thread 🧵🪓
#writingcommunity
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April 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They’re asking the important questions over on reddit today.
April 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They’re asking the important questions over on reddit today.
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Always a moving part of a con…
Have faith, promises were made
You just take care and behave
You left, and now you are saved
The path, it walks you away
And meanwhile the house is empty
The floors lay, naked and weary
The walls, barely hanging on, carry on
And SHE WAITS for you.
#SPNBOS #SPNBoston
Have faith, promises were made
You just take care and behave
You left, and now you are saved
The path, it walks you away
And meanwhile the house is empty
The floors lay, naked and weary
The walls, barely hanging on, carry on
And SHE WAITS for you.
#SPNBOS #SPNBoston
April 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Always a moving part of a con…
Have faith, promises were made
You just take care and behave
You left, and now you are saved
The path, it walks you away
And meanwhile the house is empty
The floors lay, naked and weary
The walls, barely hanging on, carry on
And SHE WAITS for you.
#SPNBOS #SPNBoston
Have faith, promises were made
You just take care and behave
You left, and now you are saved
The path, it walks you away
And meanwhile the house is empty
The floors lay, naked and weary
The walls, barely hanging on, carry on
And SHE WAITS for you.
#SPNBOS #SPNBoston
I love that point in outlining where the feeling of the project goes from, "Okay, these are things I could write, this could work as a story" to "Ooh, okay, now we're talking, let me at it!"
April 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I love that point in outlining where the feeling of the project goes from, "Okay, these are things I could write, this could work as a story" to "Ooh, okay, now we're talking, let me at it!"
We're all united against asking ChatGPT everything, but lets not forget how weird Google results can be sometimes too.
April 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We're all united against asking ChatGPT everything, but lets not forget how weird Google results can be sometimes too.
Trying best not to be selfish and sad about my friends being at #SPNBOS without me because I had to sell my tix, and just be EXCITED for them! (Mostly succeeding, but ngl, it's a little hard 🙃)
April 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Trying best not to be selfish and sad about my friends being at #SPNBOS without me because I had to sell my tix, and just be EXCITED for them! (Mostly succeeding, but ngl, it's a little hard 🙃)
Presidents are wasting time on shower heads, western NC is still on fire, and we're still paying to keep innocent US citizens in foreign jails.
So anyway, here's a monster picture my kid drew. It's an Eye-scream Cone.
So anyway, here's a monster picture my kid drew. It's an Eye-scream Cone.
April 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Presidents are wasting time on shower heads, western NC is still on fire, and we're still paying to keep innocent US citizens in foreign jails.
So anyway, here's a monster picture my kid drew. It's an Eye-scream Cone.
So anyway, here's a monster picture my kid drew. It's an Eye-scream Cone.
To the person who played sad trombone noises every time the MAGA preacher at UNC Chapel Hill tried to speak: you are my favorite Tar Heel. I'm proud.
April 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
To the person who played sad trombone noises every time the MAGA preacher at UNC Chapel Hill tried to speak: you are my favorite Tar Heel. I'm proud.
Do it! Kelsey is awesome and talented! Live your art commission dreams!
hey you, want your own personalized art by yours truly? Get a commission and let’s go! I can me-ify your photo ops, make a profile pic, sticker, logo, etc!
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April 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Do it! Kelsey is awesome and talented! Live your art commission dreams!
😅😅😅😅
My medical team: “It’s incredibly important that you reduce stress as much as possible and focus on your general health to help mitigate your symptoms overall.”
America (where I, a GC holder who often has to travel for work, reside):
My medical team: “It’s incredibly important that you reduce stress as much as possible and focus on your general health to help mitigate your symptoms overall.”
America (where I, a GC holder who often has to travel for work, reside):
Currently on the front page of the New York Times.
April 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
😅😅😅😅
My medical team: “It’s incredibly important that you reduce stress as much as possible and focus on your general health to help mitigate your symptoms overall.”
America (where I, a GC holder who often has to travel for work, reside):
My medical team: “It’s incredibly important that you reduce stress as much as possible and focus on your general health to help mitigate your symptoms overall.”
America (where I, a GC holder who often has to travel for work, reside):
Happy Confederate Surrender Day!
Fun activitiy idea: put tiny buckle hats on piñatas and beat them until some freedom falls out.
(And give any loser flags you see the Boston treatment, while you’re at it.)
#ConfederateSurrenderDay
Fun activitiy idea: put tiny buckle hats on piñatas and beat them until some freedom falls out.
(And give any loser flags you see the Boston treatment, while you’re at it.)
#ConfederateSurrenderDay
April 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy Confederate Surrender Day!
Fun activitiy idea: put tiny buckle hats on piñatas and beat them until some freedom falls out.
(And give any loser flags you see the Boston treatment, while you’re at it.)
#ConfederateSurrenderDay
Fun activitiy idea: put tiny buckle hats on piñatas and beat them until some freedom falls out.
(And give any loser flags you see the Boston treatment, while you’re at it.)
#ConfederateSurrenderDay
Fandom friends - help! During my unintentional hiatus, I had talked to a couple of lovely folks who won fics from me in auctions. I’ve been working on several but during the move over to 🦋, I no longer have note of names! If you or a friend is owed fic & hasn’t heard from me, PLEASE reach out! 💜
April 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Fandom friends - help! During my unintentional hiatus, I had talked to a couple of lovely folks who won fics from me in auctions. I’ve been working on several but during the move over to 🦋, I no longer have note of names! If you or a friend is owed fic & hasn’t heard from me, PLEASE reach out! 💜
#WIP Wednesday! Currently:
- Outlining a Dark Academia themed mystery with gorgeous art (w/ a beloved cowriter!)
- Prepping graphics for a 10k to post next week
- Starting a full 2nd draft of an archaeologist AU for an auction winner
- Final edits on 5k by 5May
- Working on DCBB! About 30% drafted
- Outlining a Dark Academia themed mystery with gorgeous art (w/ a beloved cowriter!)
- Prepping graphics for a 10k to post next week
- Starting a full 2nd draft of an archaeologist AU for an auction winner
- Final edits on 5k by 5May
- Working on DCBB! About 30% drafted
April 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
#WIP Wednesday! Currently:
- Outlining a Dark Academia themed mystery with gorgeous art (w/ a beloved cowriter!)
- Prepping graphics for a 10k to post next week
- Starting a full 2nd draft of an archaeologist AU for an auction winner
- Final edits on 5k by 5May
- Working on DCBB! About 30% drafted
- Outlining a Dark Academia themed mystery with gorgeous art (w/ a beloved cowriter!)
- Prepping graphics for a 10k to post next week
- Starting a full 2nd draft of an archaeologist AU for an auction winner
- Final edits on 5k by 5May
- Working on DCBB! About 30% drafted
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My photography skills are ass, but you know what ISN’T??
Anything from @squeevening.bsky.social ‘s Wayward Plaids 😎😎
Seriously, even prettier in person and great quality. 17/10, do recommend. And I don’t give ringing endorsements to everything, because I can be a bitch 😌😌😌
Anything from @squeevening.bsky.social ‘s Wayward Plaids 😎😎
Seriously, even prettier in person and great quality. 17/10, do recommend. And I don’t give ringing endorsements to everything, because I can be a bitch 😌😌😌
April 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My photography skills are ass, but you know what ISN’T??
Anything from @squeevening.bsky.social ‘s Wayward Plaids 😎😎
Seriously, even prettier in person and great quality. 17/10, do recommend. And I don’t give ringing endorsements to everything, because I can be a bitch 😌😌😌
Anything from @squeevening.bsky.social ‘s Wayward Plaids 😎😎
Seriously, even prettier in person and great quality. 17/10, do recommend. And I don’t give ringing endorsements to everything, because I can be a bitch 😌😌😌
Keep seeing posts likening America to the Titanic.
Fairly accurate I suppose, except that the staff who won’t let Irish kids in boats are gloating DOGE teens and instead of a sympathetic four piece band to play us out we have Green Day and Pussy Riot.
Fairly accurate I suppose, except that the staff who won’t let Irish kids in boats are gloating DOGE teens and instead of a sympathetic four piece band to play us out we have Green Day and Pussy Riot.
April 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Keep seeing posts likening America to the Titanic.
Fairly accurate I suppose, except that the staff who won’t let Irish kids in boats are gloating DOGE teens and instead of a sympathetic four piece band to play us out we have Green Day and Pussy Riot.
Fairly accurate I suppose, except that the staff who won’t let Irish kids in boats are gloating DOGE teens and instead of a sympathetic four piece band to play us out we have Green Day and Pussy Riot.
Since Nov, each day has been different: some days I wake up so angry I want to break bricks, some days I want to cover the hurt with kindness, some days I’m primed to innovate and resist and fight. But today…today I am sorrow. I’m made of it and it’s heavy and I don’t know how to push through it.
April 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Since Nov, each day has been different: some days I wake up so angry I want to break bricks, some days I want to cover the hurt with kindness, some days I’m primed to innovate and resist and fight. But today…today I am sorrow. I’m made of it and it’s heavy and I don’t know how to push through it.
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i'm holding your hands, gently
april 7 is the start of national library week. get your library card. write your library board. check out 10 books. use your library. do it.
april 7 is the start of national library week. get your library card. write your library board. check out 10 books. use your library. do it.
April 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i'm holding your hands, gently
april 7 is the start of national library week. get your library card. write your library board. check out 10 books. use your library. do it.
april 7 is the start of national library week. get your library card. write your library board. check out 10 books. use your library. do it.