malwhere bites
@malwherebit.me
she/it
lewds and lewd thoughts from the world’s most well-adjusted trans woman with good tits
literally a lesbian
don't be weird in my DMs or my mentions
lewds and lewd thoughts from the world’s most well-adjusted trans woman with good tits
literally a lesbian
don't be weird in my DMs or my mentions
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it's a miracle i turned out normal
[⚠️ This user barks when you fuck it]
Maybe this bruise doesn’t look like it destroyed me, but:
1) a gorgeous femme inflicted it on me in a hallway at a party while I was wearing only a harness bra, a pair of boyshorts, and a collar;
2) they took fully like 3 minutes to do this to me while I screamed and moaned;
3) it is *on my tit*
1) a gorgeous femme inflicted it on me in a hallway at a party while I was wearing only a harness bra, a pair of boyshorts, and a collar;
2) they took fully like 3 minutes to do this to me while I screamed and moaned;
3) it is *on my tit*
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Maybe this bruise doesn’t look like it destroyed me, but:
1) a gorgeous femme inflicted it on me in a hallway at a party while I was wearing only a harness bra, a pair of boyshorts, and a collar;
2) they took fully like 3 minutes to do this to me while I screamed and moaned;
3) it is *on my tit*
1) a gorgeous femme inflicted it on me in a hallway at a party while I was wearing only a harness bra, a pair of boyshorts, and a collar;
2) they took fully like 3 minutes to do this to me while I screamed and moaned;
3) it is *on my tit*
[⚠️ This user barks when you fuck it]
it's a miracle i turned out normal
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
[⚠️ This user barks when you fuck it]
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puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
did anybody else know it’s possible to have an orgasm from being bitten hard enough
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
did anybody else know it’s possible to have an orgasm from being bitten hard enough
I use it/its pronouns now in addition to she/her bc I was imagining a group scene where one domme looks down at me idk rutting against her boot or something and says to another domme “aw look I think it’s going to cum” and that tickled my brain in a way that made me confident I need more of that
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I use it/its pronouns now in addition to she/her bc I was imagining a group scene where one domme looks down at me idk rutting against her boot or something and says to another domme “aw look I think it’s going to cum” and that tickled my brain in a way that made me confident I need more of that
I was dumb bred LONG BEFORE th—
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I was dumb bred LONG BEFORE th—
I do not possess the ability to make a private account on this web sight, so in addition to lewds you are all just going to have to put up with my deranged introspective voyages to the center of my brain over here on this account. This is to avoid scaring the hoes
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I do not possess the ability to make a private account on this web sight, so in addition to lewds you are all just going to have to put up with my deranged introspective voyages to the center of my brain over here on this account. This is to avoid scaring the hoes
I'm actually a lot of fun most of the time, I promise
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'm actually a lot of fun most of the time, I promise
The part of my psyche that's most damaged, i think, is basically just a dog who's been re-homed a bunch of times. She doesn't bite. She's a good dog. It's not her fault. But she keeps getting sent away from places that she thought were forever homes, due to Circumstances Beyond Anyone's Control.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The part of my psyche that's most damaged, i think, is basically just a dog who's been re-homed a bunch of times. She doesn't bite. She's a good dog. It's not her fault. But she keeps getting sent away from places that she thought were forever homes, due to Circumstances Beyond Anyone's Control.
I'm gonna get so many hot pictures of me this weekend and if you're all very good I will post some of them
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm gonna get so many hot pictures of me this weekend and if you're all very good I will post some of them
No one knows how good a girl I am smdh 😤
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
No one knows how good a girl I am smdh 😤
Occasionally I get so horny that I literally cry a little bit
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Occasionally I get so horny that I literally cry a little bit
Slamming my palms on my desk, flailing about, squeaking, moaning, and so forth
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Slamming my palms on my desk, flailing about, squeaking, moaning, and so forth
another fun side effect of this is that it is officially Nonstop Nut November oh my god 😵💫
[girl who stopped taking spiro voice]: "why am I hungry all the time? I'm so hungery lately and I have no idea what could be causing it. This fucking hunger came out of NOWHERE, girlypop. You know what's weird is that I'm SO HUNGRY all the time now. I'm gonna eat a fucjking building in Hungary"
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
another fun side effect of this is that it is officially Nonstop Nut November oh my god 😵💫
I’m lying, I took one picture, but it includes feet. yolo I guess
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m lying, I took one picture, but it includes feet. yolo I guess
girlfriend weekend GIRLFRIEND WEEKEND FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
girlfriend weekend GIRLFRIEND WEEKEND FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH
this was supposed to be the horny account and I am psychposting at 2pm on a Work Day
October 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
this was supposed to be the horny account and I am psychposting at 2pm on a Work Day
I was doing some introspection recently and I realized that I have actually quite an elaborate series of defense mechanisms in my brain designed to ensure that nobody is ever allowed to take care of me. And that kinda sucks ass, because I'm a dog
i fucking hate taking care of myself all on my own wdym no one even wants to help make sure i get out of bed and eat
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I was doing some introspection recently and I realized that I have actually quite an elaborate series of defense mechanisms in my brain designed to ensure that nobody is ever allowed to take care of me. And that kinda sucks ass, because I'm a dog
why brick your piss ball when you could piss on a brick's balls
why, that's a *steal* for the smart piss ball, and I can't wait to find out how much the monthly subscription for the piss-sniffing service costs, and it'll be so useful, and I won't mind the occasional leaking of data on my leaks until the inevitable shutdown day, when my piss ball is sadly bricked
Withings’ urine scanning health tracker is now available for $350
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
why brick your piss ball when you could piss on a brick's balls
If I went back in time to tell my past self that I'm a woman and that I get divorced a couple of times, but it's cool because I end up discovering that I love pain & that barking for femmes and sleeping in a giant dog bed ends up kind of fixing my brain, I think that boy would go get an exorcism
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If I went back in time to tell my past self that I'm a woman and that I get divorced a couple of times, but it's cool because I end up discovering that I love pain & that barking for femmes and sleeping in a giant dog bed ends up kind of fixing my brain, I think that boy would go get an exorcism
I am not meant to "be in standup meetings" or "write performant and testable code" or "circle back." I was put on this earth to squirm and moan uncontrollably as fingers slide in and out of me
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I am not meant to "be in standup meetings" or "write performant and testable code" or "circle back." I was put on this earth to squirm and moan uncontrollably as fingers slide in and out of me
I just smacked my own ass for no particular reason and it made the loudest sound I have ever heard in my life lmao HRT is the fucking best
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I just smacked my own ass for no particular reason and it made the loudest sound I have ever heard in my life lmao HRT is the fucking best
I'm going to bark more, I think
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm going to bark more, I think
Okay so I'm getting ready to go to basically my first kink party ever and I have a few weeks to get ready but basically the vibe I'm going for is "please play with this adorably puppy" and here's what I am thinking:
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Okay so I'm getting ready to go to basically my first kink party ever and I have a few weeks to get ready but basically the vibe I'm going for is "please play with this adorably puppy" and here's what I am thinking:
What did I do last night oh my god
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
What did I do last night oh my god