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Ripley Malocchio (he/they) 🔞
@malocchio.bsky.social
30-Something. Disabled. Polyamorous Polymorph. Chaotic Filth 🔞 MDNI // Kink-Friendly. Switchy. Plump. BLM ✨

If you don't wanna see my butt turn back now ✋🏻

Video Games, Music, Art, Pro Wrestling, being cute ✨

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Name: -redacted-, Sharkbait, Ripley
Pronouns: He/They
Location: North West England
Hobbies: Video Games, Makeup, Art, Music, Tattoos, Nature
Discord: I do have it, would share with people who wanna game maybe!

Quote skeet with your info!
Post your favourite Beanie Baby.

Rainbow the chameleon! Pretty sure I still have 'em somewhere as well.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
STOP! This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed ✨
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The way that some people tweet about wrestling I have to wonder if they're even enjoying themselves ANYWAY Bucks and Omega reunited? Absolutely the fuck yes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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recent commission!
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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MEDUSA
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Me after posting something edgy
September 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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type shit
September 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
That weird moment when a scene in a TV show puts your brain on a tangent that makes you realise your perfect safe word (show is Killing Eve, word is 'cucumber')
September 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Not my fucking browser asking if I wanna access my spank bank* as a page "you visit often" 😭

NOT OFTEN ENOUGH TO WARRANT THE ROAST.

*literally just my alt Reddit's saved posts tho
September 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just because Jared Leto is a real life villain doesn't mean we have to keep hiring him to play one.
I'm actually begging you.
August 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Steam and itch.io have removed thousands of video games in recent weeks deemed to be "adult content" in order to comply with strict rules from payment processors like Mastercard.

These policies censor artists engaged in lawful speech. Mastercard shouldn't be the gatekeepers of our digital freedom.
Why did thousands of adult titles just disappear from the biggest PC gaming marketplaces?
Digital distribution platforms Steam and itch.io have tightened their rules about adult content – under pressure from payment processors. Why has this happened and where will it lead?
www.theguardian.com
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
OoOoOoOooooo you really want to pre-order the second print run of @spunk-rock.bsky.social's book, The Art Of Spunk Rock 🌀 you're totally going to pre-order it oOoOoOoOoooo 🌀
July 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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nevermind i was too slow
July 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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this country's govt depends on it's poor sexual education and societal shame when it brings into force things like the online safety act. it is LUCKY so many of the population don't know they're actually allowed to admit to having sexual interests.
July 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Please help them and their partner seek shelter and not be on the streets. Houseless sex worker. Please help them survive.

SEX WORK IS REAL WORK!

#mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2025
July 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Live feed of Hulk Hogan in Hell
July 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Free VIP onlyfans for a year and 5 free solo manyvids clips of your choice* (from my current and/or archive account) to anyone who sends me $150 to get my lobes and helix done!!!

*Must have a manyvids account to receive free clips.
My local piercing shop is doing half off jewelry!!! I could get both ears pierced + jewelry for both my ears for $100! It would be so gender and sexuality affirming for me 🥺 anyone wanna help me afford it?
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July 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If Hulk Hogan has no haters then I am dead... Kinda like he is rn oop
July 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that
July 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Hulk Hogan died, huh?

One less scab. Unionize your workplace, brothers (and sisters, and siblings).
July 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM