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Ripley Malocchio (he/they) 🔞
@malocchio.bsky.social
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30-Something. Disabled. Polyamorous Polymorph. Chaotic Filth 🔞 MDNI // Kink-Friendly. Switchy. Plump. BLM ✨

If you don't wanna see my butt turn back now ✋🏻

Video Games, Music, Art, Pro Wrestling, being cute ✨

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Post your favourite Beanie Baby.

Rainbow the chameleon! Pretty sure I still have 'em somewhere as well.
Rainbow the chameleon, the 1997 TY Beanie Baby
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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STOP! This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed ✨
Ripley is lay in bed with their duvet covering their chest. They have their glasses on, and an arm behind their head in a relaxed pose, with visible tattoos.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Me after posting something edgy
Garrett and Richie from the show The Bear. Garrett is on the left with a smug look on his face, polishing a wine glass. Richie is on the right, looking over at Garrett intently.
September 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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OoOoOoOooooo you really want to pre-order the second print run of @spunk-rock.bsky.social's book, The Art Of Spunk Rock 🌀 you're totally going to pre-order it oOoOoOoOoooo 🌀
Ripley takes a nude mirror selfie, with his arms holding his phone in front of his face, which covers/censors his nipples, and the book The Art Of Spunk Rock is propped up against his stomach, which covers/censors his bush.
July 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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See a pit, post a pit!
Ripley is in their bed, posing with a ✌🏻 in front of their face, showing his underarm.
July 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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In honor of Lady Gaga's song, show me your best pic where you gave 'Summerboy' 🌞
A photo of Ripley from a few years ago - he is wearing a backwards cap, a fruity lil shirt, and a thick chain. His hair is bleached and his eyebrows are shaved.
July 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Sick new tattoo means new smut, I don't make the rules 🤷🏻‍♂️
Ripley faces away from the camera, nude, on his bed on his knees, his arms up and holding his hair back Ripley faces away from the camera and slightly to the side, nude, on his bed on his knees. Ripley faces away from the camera, nude, on his bed on his knees, leaning forward and arching his back.
July 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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New (and currently unfinished) tattoo makes me appear way cooler than I actually am, send help.
Ripley sits facing away from the camera, in a tattoo studio. He has a fresh tattoo covering most of his upper back. It is all black work.
July 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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My 3 bluesky modes seem to be Balatro, wrestling, and nudity.

...anyway here's ass (sorry)
Ripley facing away from the camera which is pointed at a mirror. His top is up at the front and his shorts are pulled under his ass.
July 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Come to papa 😍
(Balatro, my beloved...)
A screenshot from the game Balatro, showing a negative version of the joker Trading Card.
May 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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CW - fatphobia

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Fuck any news outlet that's gonna literally go with the headline "Being dangerously thin is back in. Is the body-positivity era officially over?".

I won't say normalise fatness but NEUTRALISE IT I BEG OF YOU. It's literally not even slightly something to write home about.
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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P h o t o M o d e .
Ripley's Baldur's Gate 3 character, Malocchio, sits on a log at their camp under moonlight. They are a (former) Lolth-Sworn Drow with a long high ponytail.
May 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Holy fuck I just picked up Baldur's Gate 3 again, semi on a whim, wanting to try to finish Act 2 finally, and I am fully back in the game (I hope). Also photo mode is consuming me.
An image from Baldur's Gate 3; a Winged Horror within the Necrotic Laboratory, arm and claw extended.
May 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Am gremlin.
Ripley is in underwear and a strappy crop top, holding their phone and taking a mirror photo.
April 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Something something long time no see something something makeup artistry post ✨
An image of Ripley wearing heavy eye makeup, from a high angle. His mullet is styled messily. He is wearing a heavy chain necklace. An image of Ripley wearing heavy eye makeup, from the front slightly to the side. He is wearing a heavy chain necklace.
March 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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happy monday cunts let's get it
Duwa from Dave The Diver feeling energised after eating food, surrounding by glowing light with the silhouette of a crab in the background.
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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without downloading new pics, where are you mentally
Image of David Lynch by Sandro. It is a double exposure of Lynch with one headshot looking stoic while lit with blue light, and another of him screaming while lit with red light.
January 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Over 30 sex workers thread! Quoteskeet a pic and your age

35! LFG.
Ripley is taking a mirror selfie in the green room of a club - he is wearing an off-the-shoulder gingham short summer dress, has an alcoholic beverage in the other hand, and has a DSLR around his neck. He notably is wearing makeup, has lots of visible tattoos, and has a shaved head.
November 25, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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If you see this post, do it

Pronouns: he/they
Height: 5'5.5"
Shoe: UK 6.5/7
Zodiac: Scorpio Sun, Taurus Moon, Gemini Rising (not a believer but s'fun)
Smoke: In no sense
Tattoos: Close to 100 probably
Piercings: I think 20 or so remain?
Fav Drink: blue raspberry soda, peach tea, White Russians 🤤
Reva is lay down with his eyes closed. He is wearing thick winged eyeliner. Reva is lay down. He is wearing thick winged eyeliner.
November 20, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Post hand!
An image of Ripley in bed with the cover up to his chest. He has one hand on his chest. He has noticeable tattoos and piercings, and is wearing a chain and a ring.
November 17, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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6. (I didn't expect this many likes, aaahh :3)
This card is partly why I got into Magic the Gathering. The 2012 DotP game. Kiora's deck. Literally that deck is so near and dear to me.
But like... snakes elves and druids rule as creature types, Simic is absolutely my guild. LOVE THEM.
The Magic the Gathering card 'Coiling Oracle'.
November 17, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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5. Lol Troll my beloved. It was incredible within the standard block at the time, and honestly it's just freaking bonkers anyway. Also the art slaps.
An image of the Magic the Gathering card 'Lotleth Troll'
November 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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4. Let's share a modern one shall we? I love landfall. I love ETB does damage effects. I love lizards. I love lil baby versions of things. GOATED.
An image of the Magic the Gathering card 'Iridescent Vinelasher'
November 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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3. I realise we may have gotten off to a misleading start with those first two, because I am a green player at heart. Now and always, amen.
This alternative art wasn't around when this was first printed, but it slaps like. Would love a copy of it for the collection.
Numbers go up make brain go brr
An image of the Magic the Gathering card 'Scavenging Ooze'
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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I should probably number these huh?

2. What an absolute beast. Ridiculous card text. It blocks HOW MANY creatures???? Theros block is one of my faves.
Image is the Magic the Gathering card 'Hundred-Handed One'
November 16, 2024 at 7:29 AM