Ripley Malocchio (he/they) 🔞
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Ripley Malocchio (he/they) 🔞
@malocchio.bsky.social
30-Something. Disabled. Polyamorous Polymorph. Chaotic Filth 🔞 MDNI // Kink-Friendly. Switchy. Plump. BLM ✨

If you don't wanna see my butt turn back now ✋🏻

Video Games, Music, Art, Pro Wrestling, being cute ✨

allmylinks.com/malocchio
Post your favourite Beanie Baby.

Rainbow the chameleon! Pretty sure I still have 'em somewhere as well.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
STOP! This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed ✨
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Me after posting something edgy
September 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
OoOoOoOooooo you really want to pre-order the second print run of @spunk-rock.bsky.social's book, The Art Of Spunk Rock 🌀 you're totally going to pre-order it oOoOoOoOoooo 🌀
July 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
See a pit, post a pit!
July 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
In honor of Lady Gaga's song, show me your best pic where you gave 'Summerboy' 🌞
July 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sick new tattoo means new smut, I don't make the rules 🤷🏻‍♂️
July 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
New (and currently unfinished) tattoo makes me appear way cooler than I actually am, send help.
July 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My 3 bluesky modes seem to be Balatro, wrestling, and nudity.

...anyway here's ass (sorry)
July 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Come to papa 😍
(Balatro, my beloved...)
May 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
CW - fatphobia

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Fuck any news outlet that's gonna literally go with the headline "Being dangerously thin is back in. Is the body-positivity era officially over?".

I won't say normalise fatness but NEUTRALISE IT I BEG OF YOU. It's literally not even slightly something to write home about.
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
P h o t o M o d e .
May 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Holy fuck I just picked up Baldur's Gate 3 again, semi on a whim, wanting to try to finish Act 2 finally, and I am fully back in the game (I hope). Also photo mode is consuming me.
May 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Am gremlin.
April 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Something something long time no see something something makeup artistry post ✨
March 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
happy monday cunts let's get it
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
without downloading new pics, where are you mentally
January 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Over 30 sex workers thread! Quoteskeet a pic and your age

35! LFG.
November 25, 2024 at 6:52 AM
If you see this post, do it

Pronouns: he/they
Height: 5'5.5"
Shoe: UK 6.5/7
Zodiac: Scorpio Sun, Taurus Moon, Gemini Rising (not a believer but s'fun)
Smoke: In no sense
Tattoos: Close to 100 probably
Piercings: I think 20 or so remain?
Fav Drink: blue raspberry soda, peach tea, White Russians 🤤
November 20, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Post hand!
November 17, 2024 at 7:31 AM
6. (I didn't expect this many likes, aaahh :3)
This card is partly why I got into Magic the Gathering. The 2012 DotP game. Kiora's deck. Literally that deck is so near and dear to me.
But like... snakes elves and druids rule as creature types, Simic is absolutely my guild. LOVE THEM.
November 17, 2024 at 4:06 AM
5. Lol Troll my beloved. It was incredible within the standard block at the time, and honestly it's just freaking bonkers anyway. Also the art slaps.
November 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
4. Let's share a modern one shall we? I love landfall. I love ETB does damage effects. I love lizards. I love lil baby versions of things. GOATED.
November 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
3. I realise we may have gotten off to a misleading start with those first two, because I am a green player at heart. Now and always, amen.
This alternative art wasn't around when this was first printed, but it slaps like. Would love a copy of it for the collection.
Numbers go up make brain go brr
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 AM
I should probably number these huh?

2. What an absolute beast. Ridiculous card text. It blocks HOW MANY creatures???? Theros block is one of my faves.
November 16, 2024 at 7:29 AM