James Moriarty
@malignantlogic.bsky.social
He is the Napoleon of Crime... He is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. He has a brain of the first order.
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Please help young Zander, he appears to be struggling.
Okay, then I'll play the lovely teacher's aide. Who is also not getting paid...
I was not paid!
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Please help young Zander, he appears to be struggling.
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i am GOING to make him say 6 7 so help me god
( she has not left the lecture. her brain hurts. )
( she has not left the lecture. her brain hurts. )
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM
i am GOING to make him say 6 7 so help me god
( she has not left the lecture. her brain hurts. )
( she has not left the lecture. her brain hurts. )
I was not paid!
My money back! (Did not even pay.)
Maybe correct you if you get something wrong, too. ✨
Maybe correct you if you get something wrong, too. ✨
Miss BB, what are you hoping to get out of this class today?
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I was not paid!
(Checks his pocket watch.) There are no other classes running at this time.
I'M IN THE WRONG CLASS
Something wrong, young man?
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM
(Checks his pocket watch.) There are no other classes running at this time.
Miss BB, what are you hoping to get out of this class today?
Oh. This isn't the advertisement seminar I looked up.
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Miss BB, what are you hoping to get out of this class today?
(Smile!) You are quite welcome.
( Foiled again. )
:(
T. Thanks, prof………
:(
T. Thanks, prof………
(Eyes narrow.)
6. Saturn
7. Uranus
6. Saturn
7. Uranus
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
(Smile!) You are quite welcome.
Something wrong, young man?
[Visibly stressed up.] Ughuyhhhgh I think I'm in the wrong classsssss
(Writing extremely complicated formulas on the blackboard.)
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Something wrong, young man?
(Eyes narrow.)
6. Saturn
7. Uranus
6. Saturn
7. Uranus
I, uh.
I remember the planets with their numbers??
Mercury1
Venu2
3arth
M4rs
Jjjjjjjjupiter5
I remember the planets with their numbers??
Mercury1
Venu2
3arth
M4rs
Jjjjjjjjupiter5
I am unsure what this has to do with astrophysics, Miss Nagiko.
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
(Eyes narrow.)
6. Saturn
7. Uranus
6. Saturn
7. Uranus
(Writing extremely complicated formulas on the blackboard.)
Bwuh? Wait I didn't sign up for this class I thought I got a easy A type of class?!?!
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
(Writing extremely complicated formulas on the blackboard.)
I am unsure what this has to do with astrophysics, Miss Nagiko.
WHAT ARE THE TWO NUMBERS AFTER 5⁉️🗣️
Yes, Miss Nagiko!
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I am unsure what this has to do with astrophysics, Miss Nagiko.
Yes, Miss Nagiko!
SENSEI I HAVE A QUESTION
January 28, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Yes, Miss Nagiko!
Alright, yes, class all seems to be present. Let us begin our Advanced Astrophysics lesson.
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Alright, yes, class all seems to be present. Let us begin our Advanced Astrophysics lesson.
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I think James told me this once.
you follow that breadcrumb trail, but when you connect the dots, all you will see is a dick.
January 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I think James told me this once.
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Younger Moriarty talking about penis, fork found in kitchen.
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Younger Moriarty talking about penis, fork found in kitchen.
The young lady quite knows her firearms!
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The young lady quite knows her firearms!
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Professor please. [Ibaraki dragging him away by the leg.] Professorrrrrrr.
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September 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The bar opens late due to the barkeep being very old and needing his sleep.
What does the time have to do with anything?
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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(A sigh.) It is so hard to push modern standards on you ancient types. Very well, I will not pry if you do not tell.
(He plucks the bottle that Lancer pointed out. Pouring out a shot with deft motions.)
An American malt whisky.
(He plucks the bottle that Lancer pointed out. Pouring out a shot with deft motions.)
An American malt whisky.
Ain't stopped men of Ulster before, 'sides, a pint is pretty common to have with your meal.
(Narrows his eyes.) Wait a moment, are you old enough to drink?
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
(A sigh.) It is so hard to push modern standards on you ancient types. Very well, I will not pry if you do not tell.
(He plucks the bottle that Lancer pointed out. Pouring out a shot with deft motions.)
An American malt whisky.
(He plucks the bottle that Lancer pointed out. Pouring out a shot with deft motions.)
An American malt whisky.