James Moriarty
@malignantlogic.bsky.social
He is the Napoleon of Crime... He is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. He has a brain of the first order.
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Professor please. [Ibaraki dragging him away by the leg.] Professorrrrrrr.
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September 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The bar opens late due to the barkeep being very old and needing his sleep.
What does the time have to do with anything?
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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(A sigh.) It is so hard to push modern standards on you ancient types. Very well, I will not pry if you do not tell.
(He plucks the bottle that Lancer pointed out. Pouring out a shot with deft motions.)
An American malt whisky.
(He plucks the bottle that Lancer pointed out. Pouring out a shot with deft motions.)
An American malt whisky.
Ain't stopped men of Ulster before, 'sides, a pint is pretty common to have with your meal.
(Narrows his eyes.) Wait a moment, are you old enough to drink?
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
(A sigh.) It is so hard to push modern standards on you ancient types. Very well, I will not pry if you do not tell.
(He plucks the bottle that Lancer pointed out. Pouring out a shot with deft motions.)
An American malt whisky.
(He plucks the bottle that Lancer pointed out. Pouring out a shot with deft motions.)
An American malt whisky.
(Narrows his eyes.) Wait a moment, are you old enough to drink?
Hell yeah!
Alright I'll have a shot of whatever's in the amber bottle back there.
Alright I'll have a shot of whatever's in the amber bottle back there.
Does it ever, my boy!
June 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
(Narrows his eyes.) Wait a moment, are you old enough to drink?
Does it ever, my boy!
June 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Does it ever, my boy!
Young lady, you have been skipping out on your lessons as of late.
I could be everyone's teacher in a pretend class here.
I was actually aiming to get something in teaching so I could be a phys Ed instructor.
I was actually aiming to get something in teaching so I could be a phys Ed instructor.
June 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Young lady, you have been skipping out on your lessons as of late.
I flutter with grace and entangle with cruelty. I am a spider and a butterfly, a humble professor and an evil mastermind.
June 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I flutter with grace and entangle with cruelty. I am a spider and a butterfly, a humble professor and an evil mastermind.