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🔮 Samantha
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fat gay bitches
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January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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The two NPCs about to teach Mario and Luigi a Bros Move:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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i like when girls have heart shaped balls
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Me and who? 🖤
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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this website gets a lot easier to use when you remind yourself people are just throwing half thought-thoughts into the ether and seeing what comes back. it’s rly not always that serious.
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Bespoke: ACAB includes wiki admins
ACAB includes doctors
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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do u fw cowgirls ? 🐮
January 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Skeb for OnimushaDoodles
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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This is close enough for Year of the Horse, right?

Happy New Year everyone!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Toxic, psychosexual relationship where I treat a girl 20 years younger than me like a literal daughter as a surrogate outlet for my stifled maternal instincts while also dicking her down on the regular in a way that will unhealthily blur the lines between familial and sexual intimacy for her forever
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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its still kinda crazy how sega kinda got away with marketing sonic 4 early on by going "YUP! there's NO OTHER CHARACTERS in this one. JUST sonic and eggman. this is supposed to be a good thing!" and people clamored for it because of how the circumstances were back then
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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posting this again to speak my truth
December 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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New year new horse

Super Creek!!
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Throwing out a grenade and jumping on top of it myself

Shes too nice to post it but I refuse to entertain the gamble of starting 2026 with a proverbial spike through my gut
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Kobe!
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Double your progesterone, double your fun
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
ACAB includes doctors
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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old sketch inspired by an game skifree
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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I think I'm allowed to post whatever I want
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Oh joy the tablet is getting worse! Just need to look into a fuckin replacement this thing has always been shit. Maybe even a mobile one to not always be tethered by cables.
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Does anyone have that fnv mod (nvse plugin?) where the anti-material rifle just careened you backwards as a ragdoll every time you fired it? Good shit
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM