this is a joke btw i would be a good host and let you drive the tank of course

the first time

on b30 like hey mellow ever hear of the warthog jump? wanna see? =]

fantasizing of getting in the tank on aotcr and just blasting mellow in the face

fuuuuck

hate being the oldest. hate these shoes im now forced to fill. hate that my abuser turned me into a mirror of herself like 20 years ago and all my attempts to change myself have been... well suppose not unsuccessful but far from what I had mind lol

not the end of the world but annoying as shit

it works on this account wtf

possessed by the spirit of h r giger when he saw you drawing his favorite creation

how did you make the pole up his ass look so stylish

mike dawson's side b in smash bros

reaaal