Malheurt “Mx. Bloom Ancient” Pagliacci
@malheurt.bsky.social
Chicago Drag and Magic: the Gathering, sometimes at the same time
Dive bar tested, mother approved.
https://moxfield.com/users/malheurt
Dive bar tested, mother approved.
https://moxfield.com/users/malheurt
Pinned
Puff Puff Pag 2025
Part Three: Green Glamour, or “World Peas”
We’ve made it through the early era of rebelliousness and crossed the deserts of an uneasy mind. I’ve been abstracted, isolated, stripped, blinded, and more. Girl, at this point I just need to laugh.
Part Three: Green Glamour, or “World Peas”
We’ve made it through the early era of rebelliousness and crossed the deserts of an uneasy mind. I’ve been abstracted, isolated, stripped, blinded, and more. Girl, at this point I just need to laugh.
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On November 11, 1887, four anarchists were hanged, after being found guilty of murder of a cop in Chicago's Haymarket Square, though the prosecutor admitted that they were actually tried for being anarchists.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
On November 11, 1887, four anarchists were hanged, after being found guilty of murder of a cop in Chicago's Haymarket Square, though the prosecutor admitted that they were actually tried for being anarchists.
Little things I should have said and done
I never took the time
But you were always on my mind 💿
📸: @tinymira.bsky.social
I never took the time
But you were always on my mind 💿
📸: @tinymira.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Little things I should have said and done
I never took the time
But you were always on my mind 💿
📸: @tinymira.bsky.social
I never took the time
But you were always on my mind 💿
📸: @tinymira.bsky.social
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It is embarassing that only a news outlet from the UK has an accurate headline while our local papers keep saying "reports" without specifying a liar made that report.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Border patrol chief reprimanded for lying claims shots were fired at immigration officers in Chicago
Gregory Bovino was called out by a judge only two days earlier for lying about being assaulted by a protester
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It is embarassing that only a news outlet from the UK has an accurate headline while our local papers keep saying "reports" without specifying a liar made that report.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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boots f15 week one performance is so legendary
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
boots f15 week one performance is so legendary
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Remember it’s a journey
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Remember it’s a journey
🧑⚖️tonight🧑🎤
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
🧑⚖️tonight🧑🎤
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Honey, your legs aren’t going to be the only thing that open this enrollment season…
Come get y’all’s 2026 insurance coverage!
#DoYouWannaEnRollWithMe
Come get y’all’s 2026 insurance coverage!
#DoYouWannaEnRollWithMe
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Honey, your legs aren’t going to be the only thing that open this enrollment season…
Come get y’all’s 2026 insurance coverage!
#DoYouWannaEnRollWithMe
Come get y’all’s 2026 insurance coverage!
#DoYouWannaEnRollWithMe
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The video now rapidly circulating (which also does not have a date or time marked) does not blur this poor woman's face. Here's one that does:
wgntv.com/news/chicago...
wgntv.com/news/chicago...
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The video now rapidly circulating (which also does not have a date or time marked) does not blur this poor woman's face. Here's one that does:
wgntv.com/news/chicago...
wgntv.com/news/chicago...
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ICE/CBP is active in Lincoln Park right now, has been spotted near Damen/Clybourn at Costco + Jewel (this is in addition to a morning abduction reported at Costco earlier).
People believe grocery delivery drivers are being targeted and are asking folks to alert other vulnerable workers as well.
People believe grocery delivery drivers are being targeted and are asking folks to alert other vulnerable workers as well.
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ICE/CBP is active in Lincoln Park right now, has been spotted near Damen/Clybourn at Costco + Jewel (this is in addition to a morning abduction reported at Costco earlier).
People believe grocery delivery drivers are being targeted and are asking folks to alert other vulnerable workers as well.
People believe grocery delivery drivers are being targeted and are asking folks to alert other vulnerable workers as well.
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Sips n Spells is this Saturday @ @meetinghousetavern.bsky.social ❤️💙💚
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sips n Spells is this Saturday @ @meetinghousetavern.bsky.social ❤️💙💚
I’ll be judging on Friday btw ☺️
So excited to start Fresh Faces again 😭😭
All new judges panel
Gorge promo
Brand new competitors
And the winner of season 8 somewhere in between it all!
All new judges panel
Gorge promo
Brand new competitors
And the winner of season 8 somewhere in between it all!
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’ll be judging on Friday btw ☺️
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So excited to start Fresh Faces again 😭😭
All new judges panel
Gorge promo
Brand new competitors
And the winner of season 8 somewhere in between it all!
All new judges panel
Gorge promo
Brand new competitors
And the winner of season 8 somewhere in between it all!
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So excited to start Fresh Faces again 😭😭
All new judges panel
Gorge promo
Brand new competitors
And the winner of season 8 somewhere in between it all!
All new judges panel
Gorge promo
Brand new competitors
And the winner of season 8 somewhere in between it all!
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the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
I never thought it would happen to me because I chose something so stupid but I just learned there’s a new drag in Chicago with basically my name 🥲
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I never thought it would happen to me because I chose something so stupid but I just learned there’s a new drag in Chicago with basically my name 🥲
Seeing FAR too much harry potter bullshit tonight yall need to grow tf up
IM SICK
IM SICK
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Seeing FAR too much harry potter bullshit tonight yall need to grow tf up
IM SICK
IM SICK
Heading home from the gig before most people make it to the party and I’m asking… what’s the afters 😔
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Heading home from the gig before most people make it to the party and I’m asking… what’s the afters 😔
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October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I am beyond excited for this special Sips’n’Spells event in November! I can’t wait to see your budget builds and see whose hands they end up in. Newer players, check it out and get a collection started!
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I am beyond excited for this special Sips’n’Spells event in November! I can’t wait to see your budget builds and see whose hands they end up in. Newer players, check it out and get a collection started!
@omanicross.bsky.social runway 😍😭😱😳😰
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
@omanicross.bsky.social runway 😍😭😱😳😰
Creature of the Night Pageant 2025 at Fantasy Nightclub so good I gotta sit on it
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Creature of the Night Pageant 2025 at Fantasy Nightclub so good I gotta sit on it
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.