Malcolm Here
@malcolmchrysta1.bsky.social
Teacher, dad, grandad, life long renovator...of my house...not anything profound....
Living and playing on the unceded Territory of the səlilwətaʔɬ Nation.
Living and playing on the unceded Territory of the səlilwətaʔɬ Nation.
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And the #AbbotsfordCanucks won the Western Conference tonight against the #TexasStars and are headed to the #CalderCup. A great night for Greater Vancouver sports teams!
June 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
And the #AbbotsfordCanucks won the Western Conference tonight against the #TexasStars and are headed to the #CalderCup. A great night for Greater Vancouver sports teams!
Couldn’t we ask the #americanambassadore go home in light of #trumpstarriffs?
June 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Couldn’t we ask the #americanambassadore go home in light of #trumpstarriffs?
I just used powdered milk in my instant coffee.
It’s that kind of morning
It’s that kind of morning
April 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I just used powdered milk in my instant coffee.
It’s that kind of morning
It’s that kind of morning
So I am the night watch. Joanie (my mother in law) is in a care home and I am tasked with doing her night time meds.
I don’t want her to die on my watch.
It’s kind of fucking killing me here.
I don’t want her to die on my watch.
It’s kind of fucking killing me here.
April 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
So I am the night watch. Joanie (my mother in law) is in a care home and I am tasked with doing her night time meds.
I don’t want her to die on my watch.
It’s kind of fucking killing me here.
I don’t want her to die on my watch.
It’s kind of fucking killing me here.
So my 15yo is listening to Pisse. A German punk band. He says their lyrics don’t make any sense but he likes their vibe.
April 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So my 15yo is listening to Pisse. A German punk band. He says their lyrics don’t make any sense but he likes their vibe.
Channeling my inner plumber and tiler vibes
April 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Channeling my inner plumber and tiler vibes
Just some of the text interactions I have with my wife….
#autocorrectBOOST
#autocorrectBOOST
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just some of the text interactions I have with my wife….
#autocorrectBOOST
#autocorrectBOOST
This is tooooo many socks for me to
Be comfortable with.
Be comfortable with.
April 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is tooooo many socks for me to
Be comfortable with.
Be comfortable with.
Playing hide and seek with our 6 and I discover she can’t say COUNT.
She kept saying to me :
You c*unt, daddy! You c*unt.
She kept saying to me :
You c*unt, daddy! You c*unt.
April 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Playing hide and seek with our 6 and I discover she can’t say COUNT.
She kept saying to me :
You c*unt, daddy! You c*unt.
She kept saying to me :
You c*unt, daddy! You c*unt.
I hate this part.
I want to go and grout it….instead……I have to painstakingly go over imperfections, spots of thin set and file down any edges BEFORE I grout.
In fact what I really want to do is go and start the kitchen build that is next
I want to go and grout it….instead……I have to painstakingly go over imperfections, spots of thin set and file down any edges BEFORE I grout.
In fact what I really want to do is go and start the kitchen build that is next
March 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I hate this part.
I want to go and grout it….instead……I have to painstakingly go over imperfections, spots of thin set and file down any edges BEFORE I grout.
In fact what I really want to do is go and start the kitchen build that is next
I want to go and grout it….instead……I have to painstakingly go over imperfections, spots of thin set and file down any edges BEFORE I grout.
In fact what I really want to do is go and start the kitchen build that is next
Conservative supporters in my neighbourhood are attacking @terrybeech.bsky.social signs.
So special.
So special.
March 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Conservative supporters in my neighbourhood are attacking @terrybeech.bsky.social signs.
So special.
So special.
Dishes and laundry are a constant assault on my being good natured.
March 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Dishes and laundry are a constant assault on my being good natured.
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enough of this batshit fascism❗️ima write a democracy song! 🎵 🗳️
March 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
enough of this batshit fascism❗️ima write a democracy song! 🎵 🗳️
Me: I only need one tile to finish the job…
My wife: you had better buy a full pack just in case
Me: eye roll
Also me: I used up 4 tiles
My wife: you had better buy a full pack just in case
Me: eye roll
Also me: I used up 4 tiles
March 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me: I only need one tile to finish the job…
My wife: you had better buy a full pack just in case
Me: eye roll
Also me: I used up 4 tiles
My wife: you had better buy a full pack just in case
Me: eye roll
Also me: I used up 4 tiles
Is it wrong when I wheel my MIL out of the care home she’s in that I yell out “Prisoner 571 out on day parole”?
March 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Is it wrong when I wheel my MIL out of the care home she’s in that I yell out “Prisoner 571 out on day parole”?
March 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Rest in peace, Marcedes Myran.
Remains from private landfill identified as Marcedes Myran
Police says remains discovered in a private landfill in Winnipeg are those of Marcedes Myran, a victim of serial killer Jeremy Skibicki.
www.aptnnews.ca
March 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Rest in peace, Marcedes Myran.
I have a lot….like a lot lot of fucking work to do and I left important shit in my classroom. Fuck fuck fuck.
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I have a lot….like a lot lot of fucking work to do and I left important shit in my classroom. Fuck fuck fuck.
Dads on their own dinner. MIL with a terminal diagnosis. Fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dads on their own dinner. MIL with a terminal diagnosis. Fuck.
Oh @hankgreen.bsky.social this made my day. Says science teacher who brings you into classroom. vm.tiktok.com/ZMk3JtXdD/
TikTok - Make Your Day
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February 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Oh @hankgreen.bsky.social this made my day. Says science teacher who brings you into classroom. vm.tiktok.com/ZMk3JtXdD/