Malcolm Here
@malcolmchrysta1.bsky.social
Teacher, dad, grandad, life long renovator...of my house...not anything profound....
Living and playing on the unceded Territory of the səlilwətaʔɬ Nation.
Living and playing on the unceded Territory of the səlilwətaʔɬ Nation.
Me to my small: you smell like you pooped
Her: no. Flowers. You smell flowers. No poop.
I was correct.
Her: no. Flowers. You smell flowers. No poop.
I was correct.
June 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me to my small: you smell like you pooped
Her: no. Flowers. You smell flowers. No poop.
I was correct.
Her: no. Flowers. You smell flowers. No poop.
I was correct.
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And the #AbbotsfordCanucks won the Western Conference tonight against the #TexasStars and are headed to the #CalderCup. A great night for Greater Vancouver sports teams!
June 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
And the #AbbotsfordCanucks won the Western Conference tonight against the #TexasStars and are headed to the #CalderCup. A great night for Greater Vancouver sports teams!
I love herons…but our local heron douchebag is eating our goldfish.
May 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I love herons…but our local heron douchebag is eating our goldfish.
Lots of company….😩
May 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Lots of company….😩
What I find the worst is …. being upfront that we are in a bit of trouble….and not being able to punch ourselves out of a wet paper bag. …. Me right now.
May 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
What I find the worst is …. being upfront that we are in a bit of trouble….and not being able to punch ourselves out of a wet paper bag. …. Me right now.
Fuck. I’ll be sixty by then. I’ll do it for 5% of this contract.
May 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fuck. I’ll be sixty by then. I’ll do it for 5% of this contract.
Thinking of taking up football lessons…..
May 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thinking of taking up football lessons…..
I have a bunch somewhere
April 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I have a bunch somewhere
Gino and Pavel are twins.
April 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Gino and Pavel are twins.
But thanks for the compliment!!
April 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
But thanks for the compliment!!
First time tiling. 😀
The plumbing part is easy but it sure looks like like shit on the inside!!
The plumbing part is easy but it sure looks like like shit on the inside!!
April 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
First time tiling. 😀
The plumbing part is easy but it sure looks like like shit on the inside!!
The plumbing part is easy but it sure looks like like shit on the inside!!