Elis, not Elise
@makeshiftplant.bsky.social
she / they
thousand year old bog witch
thousand year old bog witch
i wish i had time to write more
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i wish i had time to write more
so many people in the gilmore girls subreddit don’t understand that when they switched to wide screen, of course they’re going to see boom mics, etc
this is why i will never give up my circa 2010 dvd boxset of THE WIRE. i don't give a shit about high def for older tv shows, give me the original aspect ratio (need to get my hands on an old simpsons boxset for this reason as well)
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
so many people in the gilmore girls subreddit don’t understand that when they switched to wide screen, of course they’re going to see boom mics, etc
proud of myself for conditioning baby boy with studio ghibli piano music when at bedtime. playlist turns on and his eyes are immediately heavy 😴
June 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
proud of myself for conditioning baby boy with studio ghibli piano music when at bedtime. playlist turns on and his eyes are immediately heavy 😴
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leon's drive-in restaurant sign, s. 27th & oklahoma, milwaukee, wisconsin, 1977
June 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
leon's drive-in restaurant sign, s. 27th & oklahoma, milwaukee, wisconsin, 1977
one of my coworkers signs off her emails with “kind regards,” and i dig that.
June 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
one of my coworkers signs off her emails with “kind regards,” and i dig that.
welcome back, chronic anxiety! been a minute, gurl 😭
April 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
welcome back, chronic anxiety! been a minute, gurl 😭
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My partner is autistic w/ multiple masters degrees. Pays his taxes. Played college football. Happily married for 24 yrs. He's a special ed teacher.
RFK Jr is a eugenicist spouting "useless eater" rhetoric who doesn't see autistic people as fully human. He only cares if they pay taxes to the rich.
RFK Jr is a eugenicist spouting "useless eater" rhetoric who doesn't see autistic people as fully human. He only cares if they pay taxes to the rich.
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My partner is autistic w/ multiple masters degrees. Pays his taxes. Played college football. Happily married for 24 yrs. He's a special ed teacher.
RFK Jr is a eugenicist spouting "useless eater" rhetoric who doesn't see autistic people as fully human. He only cares if they pay taxes to the rich.
RFK Jr is a eugenicist spouting "useless eater" rhetoric who doesn't see autistic people as fully human. He only cares if they pay taxes to the rich.
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meanwhile, prominent pundits continue to deny that there the administration adheres to a segregationist ideology
Thirty-eight of 43 experts cut last month from the boards that review the science and research that happens in laboratories at the National Institutes of Health are female, Black or Hispanic, according to an analysis by the chairs of a dozen of the boards.
Women, minorities fired in purge of NIH science review boards
Scientists, with expertise in fields that include mental health, cancer and infectious disease, typically serve five-year terms and were not given a reason for their dismissal.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
meanwhile, prominent pundits continue to deny that there the administration adheres to a segregationist ideology
started the book Hum and the similarities to our reality as far as ai, facial recognition, gig economy, etc make it less dystopian fiction and more like a glimpse into the future. man, it is BLEAK 😮💨
April 16, 2025 at 8:01 AM
started the book Hum and the similarities to our reality as far as ai, facial recognition, gig economy, etc make it less dystopian fiction and more like a glimpse into the future. man, it is BLEAK 😮💨
i always ask my husband if he’s proud of me when i use a notebook from my stash rather than purchasing something new 😂
April 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i always ask my husband if he’s proud of me when i use a notebook from my stash rather than purchasing something new 😂
buick has a model called “enclave” but i 100% read it as “conclave”
a bald man wearing glasses and a red cape
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a red cape
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
buick has a model called “enclave” but i 100% read it as “conclave”
me during the white lotus season finale
a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air .
ALT: a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
me during the white lotus season finale
the guest by emma cline was recommended if you like watching white lotus. i haven’t read a book this quickly in so long— good stuff! #bookrecs
April 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the guest by emma cline was recommended if you like watching white lotus. i haven’t read a book this quickly in so long— good stuff! #bookrecs
i’ve been slacking sharing our movie watching list. we’ve also been watching 📺
• severance
• abbott elementary
• the white lotus
• shrinking
• the studio
• severance
• abbott elementary
• the white lotus
• shrinking
• the studio
April 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i’ve been slacking sharing our movie watching list. we’ve also been watching 📺
• severance
• abbott elementary
• the white lotus
• shrinking
• the studio
• severance
• abbott elementary
• the white lotus
• shrinking
• the studio
yep, can’t hear “casimir pulaski day” without immediately bursting into tears.
March 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
yep, can’t hear “casimir pulaski day” without immediately bursting into tears.
we just out here, listening to beach house in the dark
March 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
we just out here, listening to beach house in the dark
my ma gets “where the wild things are” confused with “into the wild” and i can’t get over how hilarious this is.
February 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
my ma gets “where the wild things are” confused with “into the wild” and i can’t get over how hilarious this is.
oops haven’t updated movie list in a minute. trying to get in as many best picture noms as we can. prepare your heart when you watch nickel boys.
February 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
oops haven’t updated movie list in a minute. trying to get in as many best picture noms as we can. prepare your heart when you watch nickel boys.
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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
wanna break your own heart with a movie? we live in time 😭
February 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
wanna break your own heart with a movie? we live in time 😭
some classics and some new stuff. we’re seriously slacking on best picture noms 🙃
February 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
some classics and some new stuff. we’re seriously slacking on best picture noms 🙃
someone is listening to Kendrick in the office because all i heard through the wall was MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD
a close up of a man 's face with the words mustarrrrdddd written below him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words mustarrrrdddd written below him
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
someone is listening to Kendrick in the office because all i heard through the wall was MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD
if you’re sad, DON’T watch the wild robot. actually even if you’re not sad, it’s going to probably make you cry. A+
January 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
if you’re sad, DON’T watch the wild robot. actually even if you’re not sad, it’s going to probably make you cry. A+