Some water went down the wrong pipe so I will be away from my desk for the next six hours.
April 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Some water went down the wrong pipe so I will be away from my desk for the next six hours.
Who’s the best Tom: Hanks, Hardy, or My Lee Jones?
April 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Who’s the best Tom: Hanks, Hardy, or My Lee Jones?
Kate McKinnon in the Hawk Tuah biopic.
April 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Kate McKinnon in the Hawk Tuah biopic.
Don’t get your pickles in a twist.
April 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Don’t get your pickles in a twist.
Worst end to an Oscar’s speech in history?
March 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Worst end to an Oscar’s speech in history?
The league of extraordinarily ungentlemanly warfare
February 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The league of extraordinarily ungentlemanly warfare
Brian O’Halloran is on the floor.
February 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Brian O’Halloran is on the floor.
The wordle bot is a shady bitch
February 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The wordle bot is a shady bitch
That anti hate commercial where snoop and Tom Brady try not to fuck was terrible
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That anti hate commercial where snoop and Tom Brady try not to fuck was terrible
What the fuck is the Super Bowl. It’s a sports-centric crypto military capitalist normative parade of heterosexual anxieties depicted with cutting edge cinema techniques without an ounce of truth. Or something.
February 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What the fuck is the Super Bowl. It’s a sports-centric crypto military capitalist normative parade of heterosexual anxieties depicted with cutting edge cinema techniques without an ounce of truth. Or something.
I’m so fortunate omg I’m fortunate I’m gonna fortuneeeeee
January 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m so fortunate omg I’m fortunate I’m gonna fortuneeeeee
Movies used to be cool. Like titan AE.
January 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Movies used to be cool. Like titan AE.
working 15 hours a day in 3 cities in 3 theaters is what I wanted to be done with when I took a big boy job, but here I am in hour 3 of rehearsal 3 in theater 3 in city 3 and I have a fever.
January 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
working 15 hours a day in 3 cities in 3 theaters is what I wanted to be done with when I took a big boy job, but here I am in hour 3 of rehearsal 3 in theater 3 in city 3 and I have a fever.
The Dune 2 disrespect will continue until morale improves.
January 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Dune 2 disrespect will continue until morale improves.
Leaving a Letterboxd review of a nap I took.
December 21, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Leaving a Letterboxd review of a nap I took.
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2024 be like sorry gang I know we wanted the sexy murderer to be Team Cool
December 10, 2024 at 1:10 AM
2024 be like sorry gang I know we wanted the sexy murderer to be Team Cool
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Friggin’ Snitchdonald’s, man. Always been a proud Wendy’s Guy, myself.
December 10, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Friggin’ Snitchdonald’s, man. Always been a proud Wendy’s Guy, myself.
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Because if we don't protect trans women, the message becomes 'not all women deserve safety', and that eventually becomes the idea that 'no women deserve safety'.
And that's how you get Twitter
Do you want to get Twitter?
And that's how you get Twitter
Do you want to get Twitter?
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Because if we don't protect trans women, the message becomes 'not all women deserve safety', and that eventually becomes the idea that 'no women deserve safety'.
And that's how you get Twitter
Do you want to get Twitter?
And that's how you get Twitter
Do you want to get Twitter?
Watching Harry Potter 1 and thinking about witches with IEPs.
December 8, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Watching Harry Potter 1 and thinking about witches with IEPs.
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The Mighty Mighty DuckTones (1997)
December 8, 2024 at 12:49 AM
The Mighty Mighty DuckTones (1997)
Bathtub Time Machine.
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Bathtub Time Machine.
That moment when you turn on a simple random episode of “the office” because you have to test your recently-reset soundbar and it happens to be one of those office eps where Jim’s cold open prank is SILENT and you stand there, back hunched, listening to the sound bar, hearing intentional silence.
December 4, 2024 at 1:34 AM
That moment when you turn on a simple random episode of “the office” because you have to test your recently-reset soundbar and it happens to be one of those office eps where Jim’s cold open prank is SILENT and you stand there, back hunched, listening to the sound bar, hearing intentional silence.