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Maja
@majkalirajka.bsky.social
· May 7
all dark souls games are really about how you should never bother sleepy women or they will kill you, but gamers are to busy reading meaningless item descriptions to notice that simple fact
women are the dark souls of genders
finally got to Shadow of the eardtree, the vibes are so wrong in this place (and I mean it as a compliment)
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
finally got to Shadow of the eardtree, the vibes are so wrong in this place (and I mean it as a compliment)
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Female protagonist
Lesbian characters
Lesbian characters
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Female protagonist
Lesbian characters
Lesbian characters
me: I'm going to do all this crazy convoluted sidequests to save melina and enter the dlc with her alive but also cure frenzy so she doesn't kill me
fromsoftware: oh right we sort of forgot you could do that so she doesn't react to it at all
fromsoftware: oh right we sort of forgot you could do that so she doesn't react to it at all
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
me: I'm going to do all this crazy convoluted sidequests to save melina and enter the dlc with her alive but also cure frenzy so she doesn't kill me
fromsoftware: oh right we sort of forgot you could do that so she doesn't react to it at all
fromsoftware: oh right we sort of forgot you could do that so she doesn't react to it at all
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
one thing elden ring could use is the ds2 hrt coffin, in fact many games would benefit from having a hrt coffin
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
one thing elden ring could use is the ds2 hrt coffin, in fact many games would benefit from having a hrt coffin
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so: once again i have to rattle my cup at yall. My job hasn't put me on a project in nearly three months and my financial reserves are dwindling. I am in debt to my landlord and I would really like to pay him back ASAP.
I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.
I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.
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ko-fi.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
so: once again i have to rattle my cup at yall. My job hasn't put me on a project in nearly three months and my financial reserves are dwindling. I am in debt to my landlord and I would really like to pay him back ASAP.
I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.
I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.
lesbians? in my elden ring? it's more likely than you think
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
lesbians? in my elden ring? it's more likely than you think
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Probably the most romantic phrase I’ve read in a book in years was “ONE FLESH, ONE END, BITCH!”
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Probably the most romantic phrase I’ve read in a book in years was “ONE FLESH, ONE END, BITCH!”
game about bug named hornet
look inside
she's not a hornet
We've all been decieved, what a terrible case of false marketing
look inside
she's not a hornet
We've all been decieved, what a terrible case of false marketing
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
game about bug named hornet
look inside
she's not a hornet
We've all been decieved, what a terrible case of false marketing
look inside
she's not a hornet
We've all been decieved, what a terrible case of false marketing
she was kicked out from the roundtable hold for making too many jokes about two fingers so now she's in liurnia
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
she was kicked out from the roundtable hold for making too many jokes about two fingers so now she's in liurnia
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They think the harm from the internet is her being trans and having access to information about being trans. They see her becoming trans as the thing that caused her murder. So their solution is to take away the ability of children to be trans, such that cis kids won't have to murder them.
Meeting yesterday with Brianna Ghey's mother Esther - and pupils at Brianna's former school - was a powerful reminder of why controls on social media and smartphone use in schools is so important for children, teachers and parents. (1/2)
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
They think the harm from the internet is her being trans and having access to information about being trans. They see her becoming trans as the thing that caused her murder. So their solution is to take away the ability of children to be trans, such that cis kids won't have to murder them.
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i love being a tall, gay woman i’ll be honest
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i love being a tall, gay woman i’ll be honest
I'm back to elden ring, a game that is perfect to me since it's about making a knight and dressing her up in many types of cool armour so she can run around helping mysterious women
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'm back to elden ring, a game that is perfect to me since it's about making a knight and dressing her up in many types of cool armour so she can run around helping mysterious women
I finished hollow knight silksong and I must say I did not expect it to be about love and moderhood and how for some it's sacrifice but other times it's about not wanting to be eaten by your children
October 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I finished hollow knight silksong and I must say I did not expect it to be about love and moderhood and how for some it's sacrifice but other times it's about not wanting to be eaten by your children
to me every day is a lesbian day
October 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
to me every day is a lesbian day
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hi, i need about 100$ to see my psychiatrist again and im low on money. if you can spare a buck, it'll be greatly appreciated
ko-fi.com/nazohato
ko-fi.com/nazohato
Support Nazohato / Izydor Z.
Support Nazohato / Izydor Z.
ko-fi.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
hi, i need about 100$ to see my psychiatrist again and im low on money. if you can spare a buck, it'll be greatly appreciated
ko-fi.com/nazohato
ko-fi.com/nazohato
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I love yuri, there's so many wonderful manga about romance between women that tell some incredible (or simply sweet) love stories
But I ADORE aromantic and/or ace girls in yuri! As an aroace himejoshi lesbian, I ADORE aspec characters in yuri manga, so here's a 🧵 compiling a bunch of those:
But I ADORE aromantic and/or ace girls in yuri! As an aroace himejoshi lesbian, I ADORE aspec characters in yuri manga, so here's a 🧵 compiling a bunch of those:
October 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I love yuri, there's so many wonderful manga about romance between women that tell some incredible (or simply sweet) love stories
But I ADORE aromantic and/or ace girls in yuri! As an aroace himejoshi lesbian, I ADORE aspec characters in yuri manga, so here's a 🧵 compiling a bunch of those:
But I ADORE aromantic and/or ace girls in yuri! As an aroace himejoshi lesbian, I ADORE aspec characters in yuri manga, so here's a 🧵 compiling a bunch of those:
if you want to be a ceo of a social media app you have to be both transphobic and unfunny, that's the starter pack
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
if you want to be a ceo of a social media app you have to be both transphobic and unfunny, that's the starter pack
I am a type of gamer that will read all the item descriptions but at some point I stopped caring about knowing all the lore and it became about finding themes in those little stories, seeing how they make me feel and how they match the rest of the game
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I am a type of gamer that will read all the item descriptions but at some point I stopped caring about knowing all the lore and it became about finding themes in those little stories, seeing how they make me feel and how they match the rest of the game
I have one problem with silksong and it's that hornet should have more limbs
September 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I have one problem with silksong and it's that hornet should have more limbs
I need to cut my hair, I will be unstoppable with short hair
September 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I need to cut my hair, I will be unstoppable with short hair
I love how hornet so far has just slapped every person who tried to touch her
September 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I love how hornet so far has just slapped every person who tried to touch her
well a game about samurai woman played by Erika Ishii souded like something I would like to play but if this idiot fired someone for not grieving a nazi then I'm not giving him any money
Sucker Punch cofounder says "celebrating or making light of someone's murder is a deal-breaker for us" https://kotaku.com/sucker-punch-charlie-kirk-ghost-yotei-sony-2000627290
PlayStation Studio Boss Breaks Silence On Dev Fired For Charlie Kirk Joke
The PlayStation studio is getting ready to release Ghost of Yotei
kotaku.com
September 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
well a game about samurai woman played by Erika Ishii souded like something I would like to play but if this idiot fired someone for not grieving a nazi then I'm not giving him any money
turns out silksong really is for me and really is great, who would have thought (everyone probably) also I love hornet so much
September 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
turns out silksong really is for me and really is great, who would have thought (everyone probably) also I love hornet so much