Matt (He/Him)
@majape.bsky.social
Human Being • Geographer
🏡 Arlington, Virginia
🏡 Arlington, Virginia
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Man murdered by federal agents known to be a human being.
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Man murdered by federal agents known to be a human being.
I'll accept the good news. It's much needed.
The National Park Service is spending at least $54.2 million to repair fountains and water features at seven locations throughout Washington, D.C.m over the next few months, according to procurement records reviewed by The Post.
National Park Service to spend $54 million on landmark D.C. fountains
The National Park Service is spending $54.2 million to repair seven fountains in Washington, according to procurement records reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I'll accept the good news. It's much needed.
If you need me I'll be on my heated blanket.
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If you need me I'll be on my heated blanket.
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I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods
September 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods
My first attempt at aquascape. It's been a bit of a challenge, but I think it's coming out pretty good so far.
September 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My first attempt at aquascape. It's been a bit of a challenge, but I think it's coming out pretty good so far.
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I haven't watched any TV shows in like a year. I just don't have the energy for it somehow
September 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I haven't watched any TV shows in like a year. I just don't have the energy for it somehow
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DEVELOPING: APS challenges freeze on $23M in federal funding over transgender policy
www.arlnow.com/2025/08/29/d...
www.arlnow.com/2025/08/29/d...
DEVELOPING: APS challenges freeze on $23M in federal funding over transgender policy | ARLnow.com
Arlington Public Schools is going to court over a $23 million freeze in funding from the U.S. Department of Education. The school system filed a 30-page complaint today (Friday) challenging the Department...
www.arlnow.com
August 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
DEVELOPING: APS challenges freeze on $23M in federal funding over transgender policy
www.arlnow.com/2025/08/29/d...
www.arlnow.com/2025/08/29/d...
Ugh. I can't believe my first attempt of this hobby I started doing today isn't working out perfectly.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ugh. I can't believe my first attempt of this hobby I started doing today isn't working out perfectly.
“Help, McGayver! We're trapped and there's a bomb!”
“Relax Zaddy, I’ve got lube & VHS cleaner. This isn’t my first backroom escape.”
🤷🏻♂️
“Relax Zaddy, I’ve got lube & VHS cleaner. This isn’t my first backroom escape.”
🤷🏻♂️
August 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“Help, McGayver! We're trapped and there's a bomb!”
“Relax Zaddy, I’ve got lube & VHS cleaner. This isn’t my first backroom escape.”
🤷🏻♂️
“Relax Zaddy, I’ve got lube & VHS cleaner. This isn’t my first backroom escape.”
🤷🏻♂️
My favorite part of MarioKart World is creating massive traffic jams. Something so soothing watching all those cars pile up.
August 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My favorite part of MarioKart World is creating massive traffic jams. Something so soothing watching all those cars pile up.
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If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
For your consideration...
June 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
For your consideration...
Two frosty sodas stand before me, prior to tonight you were asked to make sure I took my ADHD meds so I wouldn’t open you both at the same time.
May 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Two frosty sodas stand before me, prior to tonight you were asked to make sure I took my ADHD meds so I wouldn’t open you both at the same time.
Mourning Doves are the worst bird. Like stfu and leave me alone.
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Mourning Doves are the worst bird. Like stfu and leave me alone.
Genocide, a nazi solute, defying court orders, illegal deportations, mass federal layoffs, stock market collapse, tariffs, attack on DEI, trans people. Scrubbing history, canceling research funding, stopping international aid.
I’m paralyzed. What can I do? It feels impossible.
I’m paralyzed. What can I do? It feels impossible.
April 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Genocide, a nazi solute, defying court orders, illegal deportations, mass federal layoffs, stock market collapse, tariffs, attack on DEI, trans people. Scrubbing history, canceling research funding, stopping international aid.
I’m paralyzed. What can I do? It feels impossible.
I’m paralyzed. What can I do? It feels impossible.
I miss people just having regular teeth.
March 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I miss people just having regular teeth.
No hate to Dolly ever, but… why are LGBTQ folks always being lumped in with drunks and drug addicts. It’s like our very existence is a shameful sin that must be tolerated rather than embraced.
February 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
No hate to Dolly ever, but… why are LGBTQ folks always being lumped in with drunks and drug addicts. It’s like our very existence is a shameful sin that must be tolerated rather than embraced.
So this is the “democracy” we’ve been using military power to promote abroad. Huh.
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So this is the “democracy” we’ve been using military power to promote abroad. Huh.
Hey Netflix pretty please another season. Such a fun show and so many bops! I guess 2025 is the year I get into fake Movie/TV bands.
January 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey Netflix pretty please another season. Such a fun show and so many bops! I guess 2025 is the year I get into fake Movie/TV bands.
Worst part about being an elder millennial is watching the rise and fall of the internet in real time.
January 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Worst part about being an elder millennial is watching the rise and fall of the internet in real time.
Honestly think big grapefruit was behind all those fad diets in the 90s.
December 21, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Honestly think big grapefruit was behind all those fad diets in the 90s.
Had a lithotripsy today for kidney stones and now I have a 3 inch piece of black string jutting out of my pee hole for the next week. This is not ok. I am not ok.
November 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Had a lithotripsy today for kidney stones and now I have a 3 inch piece of black string jutting out of my pee hole for the next week. This is not ok. I am not ok.