Maisie Banana🇨🇦
@maisiebanana.bsky.social
Frumious bandersnatch.
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Time Magazine quoting a @thebeaverton.com article about the US shooting a "patriot missile" at Parliament Hill like it's something Pete Hoekstra actually said might be my favourite moment of the week. Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social, you very serious reporter! www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Thank you @drjengunter.bsky.social
This is oddly not discussed in the media and it should be. It’s dangerous.
This is oddly not discussed in the media and it should be. It’s dangerous.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thank you @drjengunter.bsky.social
This is oddly not discussed in the media and it should be. It’s dangerous.
This is oddly not discussed in the media and it should be. It’s dangerous.
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Dear Mr. Poilievre,
Why do you continue to push for a trade deal with an untrusted partner when there are so many viable options on the table?
It’s truly stunning.
I honestly have to wonder where your allegiances lie.
Sincerely,
Canada
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Why do you continue to push for a trade deal with an untrusted partner when there are so many viable options on the table?
It’s truly stunning.
I honestly have to wonder where your allegiances lie.
Sincerely,
Canada
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November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Dear Mr. Poilievre,
Why do you continue to push for a trade deal with an untrusted partner when there are so many viable options on the table?
It’s truly stunning.
I honestly have to wonder where your allegiances lie.
Sincerely,
Canada
🍁
Why do you continue to push for a trade deal with an untrusted partner when there are so many viable options on the table?
It’s truly stunning.
I honestly have to wonder where your allegiances lie.
Sincerely,
Canada
🍁
Please let Piggy know that in order to celebrate an arrest for hate speech, and our gay friend's new job, my friend's and I, will be jumping in a Chinese EV and going out for free abortions.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Please let Piggy know that in order to celebrate an arrest for hate speech, and our gay friend's new job, my friend's and I, will be jumping in a Chinese EV and going out for free abortions.
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youtube.com/shorts/xGqk3... ya. Just go away…..
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
youtube.com/shorts/xGqk3... ya. Just go away…..
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Alberta Prosperity Project based in Thailand.
Alberta Proud based in Ireland.
Alberta Secession based in the US.
Danielle’s separatist UCP is supported by foreigners.
But 456,388 loyal Canadians who signed the #ForeverCanadian petition are based in #Alberta.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Alberta Proud based in Ireland.
Alberta Secession based in the US.
Danielle’s separatist UCP is supported by foreigners.
But 456,388 loyal Canadians who signed the #ForeverCanadian petition are based in #Alberta.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Alberta Prosperity Project based in Thailand.
Alberta Proud based in Ireland.
Alberta Secession based in the US.
Danielle’s separatist UCP is supported by foreigners.
But 456,388 loyal Canadians who signed the #ForeverCanadian petition are based in #Alberta.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Alberta Proud based in Ireland.
Alberta Secession based in the US.
Danielle’s separatist UCP is supported by foreigners.
But 456,388 loyal Canadians who signed the #ForeverCanadian petition are based in #Alberta.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Awful and hilarious.😸🙄😸
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Awful and hilarious.😸🙄😸
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Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
Piggy is threatening us again. Also, most democratic countries.
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Trump!
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Piggy is threatening us again. Also, most democratic countries.
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Trump!
This is insane. The U.S. is no longer a serious country.
Witkoff and Vance pushing Russian talking points. Complicit fools.
Doubt Trump even read them. Fool in chief.
Rubio seems to have slept all week and is now unsure which side to take.
Confused fool.
How embarrassing for the Americans!
Witkoff and Vance pushing Russian talking points. Complicit fools.
Doubt Trump even read them. Fool in chief.
Rubio seems to have slept all week and is now unsure which side to take.
Confused fool.
How embarrassing for the Americans!
"US senators say they spoke with Rubio about Trump’s Ukraine peace plan who denied it is a US plan." Welcome to the Topsy Turvy administration in which six or seven people are pursuing their own private foreign policy, and much of it is scripted by a hostile foreign power.
US senators say they spoke with Rubio about Trump’s Ukraine peace plan who denied it is a US plan
U.S. senators critical of President Donald Trump’s approach to ending the Russia-Ukraine war say they spoke with U.S.
apnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is insane. The U.S. is no longer a serious country.
Witkoff and Vance pushing Russian talking points. Complicit fools.
Doubt Trump even read them. Fool in chief.
Rubio seems to have slept all week and is now unsure which side to take.
Confused fool.
How embarrassing for the Americans!
Witkoff and Vance pushing Russian talking points. Complicit fools.
Doubt Trump even read them. Fool in chief.
Rubio seems to have slept all week and is now unsure which side to take.
Confused fool.
How embarrassing for the Americans!
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Kevin O’Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
#Cdnpoli #Uspoli #Bazinga
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/kevi...
#Cdnpoli #Uspoli #Bazinga
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/kevi...
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Kevin O’Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
#Cdnpoli #Uspoli #Bazinga
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/kevi...
#Cdnpoli #Uspoli #Bazinga
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/kevi...
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Standing up against Piggy seems much more successful than abject capitulation to his insane demands.
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Standing up against Piggy seems much more successful than abject capitulation to his insane demands.
This is what the Americans refuse to acknowledge.
Russia is the bad guy.
Russia is the bad guy.
Former Finnish PM Sanna Marin put it bluntly: “To end the conflict, Russia must leave Ukrainian territory.”
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is what the Americans refuse to acknowledge.
Russia is the bad guy.
Russia is the bad guy.
Canada could be a big player in this. Why aren't we?
Solar capacity is expected to triple based on new projects in the pipeline.
Total global solar capacity, including all projects in construction and planned, is expected to reach almost 3 terawatts, with 80% concentrated in just 15 countries.
Data @globalenergymon.bsky.social
Total global solar capacity, including all projects in construction and planned, is expected to reach almost 3 terawatts, with 80% concentrated in just 15 countries.
Data @globalenergymon.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Canada could be a big player in this. Why aren't we?
Have the Epstein files been released?
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Have the Epstein files been released?
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Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star
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Whoa she said it 🤯 good for her #OntarioNDP #FordIsCorrupt
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whoa she said it 🤯 good for her #OntarioNDP #FordIsCorrupt
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I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
Hoekstra is an asshole. He should leave Canada. Fucking gerontocracy and its miserable old twat waffles.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Hoekstra accuses Canada of meddling in U.S. politics, says restarting trade talks ‘not going to be easy' | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra continued to lash out against the ad campaign that infuriated his president and abruptly ended trade negotiations while on stage in Ottawa Wednesday, accusing C...
www.cbc.ca
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hoekstra is an asshole. He should leave Canada. Fucking gerontocracy and its miserable old twat waffles.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
In case we weren't Clare, we are not coming (Clare is a national treasure).
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November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In case we weren't Clare, we are not coming (Clare is a national treasure).
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The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.
"In our country, there has never been a swifter or steeper political decline.
Since then, Poilievre has been on a political death watch."
Since then, Poilievre has been on a political death watch."
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"In our country, there has never been a swifter or steeper political decline.
Since then, Poilievre has been on a political death watch."
Since then, Poilievre has been on a political death watch."