Michael Campbell
@mainemikey.bsky.social
He/him. Dog lover, cupcake fanatic, outdoor enthusiast enjoying life on the coast of Maine. History/politics/current affairs junkie. Amateur photographer. 🏳️🌈
I have apparently ♥️ too many cat posts on here because now my entire feed is almost all cats.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I have apparently ♥️ too many cat posts on here because now my entire feed is almost all cats.
Well there, that hope and optimism after last Tuesday lasted less than a week. Nothing like snapping a defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Well there, that hope and optimism after last Tuesday lasted less than a week. Nothing like snapping a defeat from the jaws of victory.
Fuck these three pieces of absolute shit. Feckless cowards. Any Senator who votes for this bill needs to never know a moment's peace for the rest of their lives. Fucking traitorous cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fuck these three pieces of absolute shit. Feckless cowards. Any Senator who votes for this bill needs to never know a moment's peace for the rest of their lives. Fucking traitorous cowards.
It's nice to have leaders who stand with the trans community instead of demonizing them.
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's nice to have leaders who stand with the trans community instead of demonizing them.
So when are all the NYC billionaires going to flee the city? I'm happy to help y'all move for some pizza.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So when are all the NYC billionaires going to flee the city? I'm happy to help y'all move for some pizza.
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Reposted by Michael Campbell
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
Very happy that Spanberger's coattails were able to pull Jay Jones across the finish line. Bring on Virginia redistricting!
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Very happy that Spanberger's coattails were able to pull Jay Jones across the finish line. Bring on Virginia redistricting!
Looking forward to Little Mike Johnson answering "I haven't seen or read anything about that" when he's asked about tonight's election results.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Looking forward to Little Mike Johnson answering "I haven't seen or read anything about that" when he's asked about tonight's election results.
Make Pizza Hut Great Again
November 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Make Pizza Hut Great Again
Love my new sticker that arrived in the mail today. @pagespeaches.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Love my new sticker that arrived in the mail today. @pagespeaches.bsky.social
I'm so sad to have just finished this book. I wanted to linger with these characters forever, and in a way I will. I won't stop thinking about this story for a long, long time. #booksky
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm so sad to have just finished this book. I wanted to linger with these characters forever, and in a way I will. I won't stop thinking about this story for a long, long time. #booksky
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tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
No, thank you.
Breaking News: Janet Mills, the Democratic governor of Maine, is running for Senate, aiming to unseat Senator Susan Collins, a Republican.
Gov. Janet Mills of Maine to Run for Senate, Aiming at Senator Susan Collins
A two-term Democratic governor, Ms. Mills called herself “battle tested” in an interview. But she faces a Democratic primary before she can challenge the Republican incumbent.
nyti.ms
October 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
No, thank you.
Where was this love of jokes when everyone was posting memes about his couchfucking?
October 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Where was this love of jokes when everyone was posting memes about his couchfucking?
Subtly downgrade a band.
Queen Consort
Queen Consort
Subtly downgrade a band.
Displeasure Against the Machine
Displeasure Against the Machine
Subtly downgrade a band.
The Mall Cops
The Mall Cops
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Subtly downgrade a band.
Queen Consort
Queen Consort
Share your favorite black and white movie
All About Eve (1950)
All About Eve (1950)
September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie
All About Eve (1950)
All About Eve (1950)
The worst thing about getting a new phone is having to re-train my keyboard for all the swear words I use
September 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The worst thing about getting a new phone is having to re-train my keyboard for all the swear words I use
Fuck everyone who voted for this fascist administration and fuck all the cowardly people who care more about money than they do about fairness
Emory announces it is closing its DEI offices.
And, they put the responsibility for announcing it on Leah Ward Sears, former Georgia Supreme Court justice and the new interim president of Emory as of yesterday.
"The standards are clear, and we must act accordingly."
Well, not really, but.
And, they put the responsibility for announcing it on Leah Ward Sears, former Georgia Supreme Court justice and the new interim president of Emory as of yesterday.
"The standards are clear, and we must act accordingly."
Well, not really, but.
September 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Fuck everyone who voted for this fascist administration and fuck all the cowardly people who care more about money than they do about fairness
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Yup. Even if they continued to support and broaden DEI initiatives, you can't get past a crappy shopping experience like this — my local Target store tonight. Meanwhile, twenty employees run around collecting items for online orders while the line is 10 - 15 deep at the only two open registers.
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Yup. Even if they continued to support and broaden DEI initiatives, you can't get past a crappy shopping experience like this — my local Target store tonight. Meanwhile, twenty employees run around collecting items for online orders while the line is 10 - 15 deep at the only two open registers.
What gif pops up when you type your name?
August 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Let me know where I can donate to this guy's legal defense fund.
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Let me know where I can donate to this guy's legal defense fund.
DC statehood now!
August 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
DC statehood now!