Gregorio de la Vega / Extraño
@magoextrano.bsky.social
Transformation can be painful. Sometimes we don’t even know who we are until we get there. It’s easier with someone to guide you.
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"I ᴀᴍ Exᴛʀᴀñᴏ!’ Tʜᴇ Sᴘᴀɴɪsʜ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ғᴏʀ "Sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ"! Hᴏᴡ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs!
I ᴀᴍ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ! Wᴏɴᴅʀᴏᴜs sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ!
Dʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴛʏ, I sᴀᴡ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴜɴʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ & ғɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss! I'ᴍ ᴀ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ!”
Gregorio de la Vega.
Sorcerer. Occultist. Mentor. Former New Guardian & Lord of Order
♡ + ↻
I ᴀᴍ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ! Wᴏɴᴅʀᴏᴜs sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ!
Dʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴛʏ, I sᴀᴡ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴜɴʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ & ғɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss! I'ᴍ ᴀ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ!”
Gregorio de la Vega.
Sorcerer. Occultist. Mentor. Former New Guardian & Lord of Order
♡ + ↻
“If you’re a wizard and you don’t know any spells to dry yourself, then you should hit the books again.
You’d be shocked how early hygiene is addressed in spell books.”
You’d be shocked how early hygiene is addressed in spell books.”
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“If you’re a wizard and you don’t know any spells to dry yourself, then you should hit the books again.
You’d be shocked how early hygiene is addressed in spell books.”
You’d be shocked how early hygiene is addressed in spell books.”
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#LenasWinterGala
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
he casts a spell that causes his glass to be refilled by itself
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
he casts a spell that causes his glass to be refilled by itself
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#LenasWinterGala
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
he casts a spell that causes his glass to be refilled by itself
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
he casts a spell that causes his glass to be refilled by itself
“I keep myself regular”
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
“I keep myself regular”
“Very well. I eat a lot of fibre.”
"Mhm, and how do YOU poop?"
“Because I am free to choose to be.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
“Very well. I eat a lot of fibre.”
“Because I am free to choose to be.”
"Why are ye?"
“I always encourage the pursuit of knowledge. What may seem like a pointless question from one person’s perspective may be genuine for another.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“Because I am free to choose to be.”
“I always encourage the pursuit of knowledge. What may seem like a pointless question from one person’s perspective may be genuine for another.”
"Depends on the questions ye ask."
“There is no such thing as a pointless question”
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
“I always encourage the pursuit of knowledge. What may seem like a pointless question from one person’s perspective may be genuine for another.”
“There is no such thing as a pointless question”
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
“There is no such thing as a pointless question”
“As much as a Princess of Hell may try to tell you, as well meaning as she may be, Hell is still Hell. Even if there is a good hotel there for you to get better and try to redeem yourself…it is still Hell. It is not a broadway musical.”
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“As much as a Princess of Hell may try to tell you, as well meaning as she may be, Hell is still Hell. Even if there is a good hotel there for you to get better and try to redeem yourself…it is still Hell. It is not a broadway musical.”
“I’m always around. When I am needed. Or when my child isn’t being a handful.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
“I’m always around. When I am needed. Or when my child isn’t being a handful.”
“I like to spread the holiday cheer. And the holiday queer.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
“I like to spread the holiday cheer. And the holiday queer.”
“Please do not warm up the sodas.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Please do not warm up the sodas.”
“And for the last time, I am not Doctor Strange. Stop sending me his mail.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“And for the last time, I am not Doctor Strange. Stop sending me his mail.”
“Thanksgiving is coming up soon. If you celebrate and wish to have a nice meal, I am always willing to conjure up a plate.
And the doors to The Sacrarium are always open”
And the doors to The Sacrarium are always open”
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Thanksgiving is coming up soon. If you celebrate and wish to have a nice meal, I am always willing to conjure up a plate.
And the doors to The Sacrarium are always open”
And the doors to The Sacrarium are always open”
Pondering my crystal skull
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Pondering my crystal skull
“On occasion, yes. They can help focus one’s magic. They aren’t necessary, but then again, there are days where one is just…tired.”
"I never really use orbs. Are they useful?"
“My husband and I spend many hours pondering our orbs”
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
“On occasion, yes. They can help focus one’s magic. They aren’t necessary, but then again, there are days where one is just…tired.”
“My husband and I spend many hours pondering our orbs”
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
“My husband and I spend many hours pondering our orbs”
“Ah yes. His limo. I’ve seen it at his LA nightclub.”
"The devil sent me a limo actually, he said I can come over whenever.
...That actually sounded like I was trying to be edgy, so I retract that statement."
...That actually sounded like I was trying to be edgy, so I retract that statement."
“I suppose you could. Although my guess is, it wouldn’t be as precise. Or it would be messier.
For example, Hell. One does not simply walk through the gates.
And some worlds operate by very different rules of their own. Rules where your talents won’t work.”
For example, Hell. One does not simply walk through the gates.
And some worlds operate by very different rules of their own. Rules where your talents won’t work.”
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“Ah yes. His limo. I’ve seen it at his LA nightclub.”
“I suppose you could. Although my guess is, it wouldn’t be as precise. Or it would be messier.
For example, Hell. One does not simply walk through the gates.
And some worlds operate by very different rules of their own. Rules where your talents won’t work.”
For example, Hell. One does not simply walk through the gates.
And some worlds operate by very different rules of their own. Rules where your talents won’t work.”
"Only accessible through mysticism [to you.] I'm different though."
“There are many worlds out there only accessible through mysticism. I’ve visited a few. Most of them are friendly.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“I suppose you could. Although my guess is, it wouldn’t be as precise. Or it would be messier.
For example, Hell. One does not simply walk through the gates.
And some worlds operate by very different rules of their own. Rules where your talents won’t work.”
For example, Hell. One does not simply walk through the gates.
And some worlds operate by very different rules of their own. Rules where your talents won’t work.”
“There are many worlds out there only accessible through mysticism. I’ve visited a few. Most of them are friendly.”
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“There are many worlds out there only accessible through mysticism. I’ve visited a few. Most of them are friendly.”
“Oh I trust you. It’s just your methods tend to be a little messier than others. But I won’t deny your effectiveness.
Regardless, I do fear one day you may get a bite to to the ass. And no John. Not the fun kind.”
Regardless, I do fear one day you may get a bite to to the ass. And no John. Not the fun kind.”
"Right, yeah, yeah, I know you all fancy sorcerers don't approve of my methods, but I'm savin' the world over here-"
“Again, John?”
he sighs
“Sometimes you worry me.”
he sighs
“Sometimes you worry me.”
August 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Oh I trust you. It’s just your methods tend to be a little messier than others. But I won’t deny your effectiveness.
Regardless, I do fear one day you may get a bite to to the ass. And no John. Not the fun kind.”
Regardless, I do fear one day you may get a bite to to the ass. And no John. Not the fun kind.”
“Again, John?”
he sighs
“Sometimes you worry me.”
he sighs
“Sometimes you worry me.”
"I'm not possessed by a demon, this demon is possessed by me, is that clear???"
August 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Again, John?”
he sighs
“Sometimes you worry me.”
he sighs
“Sometimes you worry me.”
“As I said. Depends. I don’t know the vampires involved. Aren’t you supposed to be the child of the master detective?”
So you think this will be a 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 vampire party?
“The kind of vampires. To source of blood. And the skill of the vampire, of course.
They may be bloodthirsty, but not all vampires are monsters. Unfortunately, many of them are. So as I stated. It depends.”
They may be bloodthirsty, but not all vampires are monsters. Unfortunately, many of them are. So as I stated. It depends.”
August 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“As I said. Depends. I don’t know the vampires involved. Aren’t you supposed to be the child of the master detective?”
“Count Berlin. Temporal blood magic. The bones of the lover of Achilles.
…In the end, he failed.”
…In the end, he failed.”
………….. elaborate.
Oh no. Vampires can be an issue.
I once faced a Nazi vampire who wanted to go back in time and erase gay history
I once faced a Nazi vampire who wanted to go back in time and erase gay history
August 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Count Berlin. Temporal blood magic. The bones of the lover of Achilles.
…In the end, he failed.”
…In the end, he failed.”
“He planned on using the bones and the magic to change him and Achilles into cousins rather than lovers.
…But as you said. It was not a well thought out plan.”
…But as you said. It was not a well thought out plan.”
“ How would the bones of Patroclus help erase gay history? This sounds like a poorly thought plan on the vampire’s part.”
Temporal blood magic along with the bones of Patroclus.
I stopped the spell before any damage could he done. While Midnighter unleashed brutality that…was difficult to witness.
I stopped the spell before any damage could he done. While Midnighter unleashed brutality that…was difficult to witness.
August 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“He planned on using the bones and the magic to change him and Achilles into cousins rather than lovers.
…But as you said. It was not a well thought out plan.”
…But as you said. It was not a well thought out plan.”