Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog
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I thought I would be a hero, turns out I’m just a lollipop’s worst nightmare. || Roleplay Account / OC / 23 y.o. ||
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Nettle was an aspiring biologist, working his way through high school when cosmic radiation from a meteorite changed him forever!
Now, gifted with less-than-ideal abilities, Nettle must protect the planet he loves while discovering who he truly is!
Now, gifted with less-than-ideal abilities, Nettle must protect the planet he loves while discovering who he truly is!
…and an apple fritter!
Cake? I'll get cake... And donuts!
…go steal some snacks from the bakery.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
…and an apple fritter!
…go steal some snacks from the bakery.
Oh. Okay!
Oh, we’re watching Sonic.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
…go steal some snacks from the bakery.
Oh, we’re watching Sonic.
Who—or what—is Sonic the Hedgehog?
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Oh, we’re watching Sonic.
SONIC IS REAL?!
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
SONIC IS REAL?!
I hope it’s Sonic the Hedgehog.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I hope it’s Sonic the Hedgehog.
I mean, am I wrong?
Oh.
I don’t want our baby shunted through the shadow dimension.
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I mean, am I wrong?
I don’t want our baby shunted through the shadow dimension.
If we get really technical, I could teleport it out of me.
Hey, you never know, maybe it’ll just… slide out.
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don’t want our baby shunted through the shadow dimension.
Hey, you never know, maybe it’ll just… slide out.
When I have this baby I'm going to psychically transfer the pain over to you.
Ugh, you’re such a pushover. I thought I was going to be the fun but yet irresponsible parent.
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hey, you never know, maybe it’ll just… slide out.
Ugh, you’re such a pushover. I thought I was going to be the fun but yet irresponsible parent.
They have really big eyes and they said "please"...
You’re the one that gave them the sticky snacks. I told you not to.
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ugh, you’re such a pushover. I thought I was going to be the fun but yet irresponsible parent.
You’re the one that gave them the sticky snacks. I told you not to.
You know if they have sticky hands, it'll be your fault, right?
…if our kid has sticky hands, they’re not touching my stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You’re the one that gave them the sticky snacks. I told you not to.
…if our kid has sticky hands, they’re not touching my stuff.
Oh. Well, yeah, I guess.
Yeah, but that’s ours.
Other kids have sticky hands.
Other kids have sticky hands.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
…if our kid has sticky hands, they’re not touching my stuff.
Yeah, but that’s ours.
Other kids have sticky hands.
Other kids have sticky hands.
I'M LITERALLY PREGNANT? WITH OUR CHILD?
Kids.
Gross.
Gross.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yeah, but that’s ours.
Other kids have sticky hands.
Other kids have sticky hands.
Kids.
Gross.
Gross.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kids.
Gross.
Gross.
Sorry, the people deserved to know.
My career is over.
Blue Beetle? More like poo beetle. Gottem.
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sorry, the people deserved to know.
Blue Beetle? More like poo beetle. Gottem.
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Blue Beetle? More like poo beetle. Gottem.
I’d still love you.
Actually relating to this personally cuz if I don't tone down power usage I used to transform into a gangly glowing gremlin that would terrorize the sewers.
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’d still love you.
I love my fiancé.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I love my fiancé.
“Ugh. Nap. Now.”
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Ugh. Nap. Now.”
Riddle me this: what has incel energy and looks bad in green?
The Riddler is an idiot.
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Riddle me this: what has incel energy and looks bad in green?
I miss my girlboss fiancé.
October 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I miss my girlboss fiancé.
Ugh, all evening spent searching a sewer and nothing to show for it.
Why were Gotham Sewers like that???
Why were Gotham Sewers like that???
August 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ugh, all evening spent searching a sewer and nothing to show for it.
Why were Gotham Sewers like that???
Why were Gotham Sewers like that???
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// might be going to hell for this one.
August 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
// might be going to hell for this one.
I agree, honey!
Sex on the beach? ❌
Sex on a squeaky bed frame? ❌
Sex in a hotel room with paper thin walls? ❌
Sex in a gorgeous cabin retreat with no one for miles in any direction so no one can hear you scream? ❌ That's a horror movie
Sex where both parties are comfortable and consent? ✅
Sex on a squeaky bed frame? ❌
Sex in a hotel room with paper thin walls? ❌
Sex in a gorgeous cabin retreat with no one for miles in any direction so no one can hear you scream? ❌ That's a horror movie
Sex where both parties are comfortable and consent? ✅
August 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I agree, honey!