magi processioner
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People should hate conservatives more imo
This begs the question.
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This begs the question.
Linking to the article in part because of the photo, but I think Pope Leo would enjoy Alice Rohrwacher’s fantastic 2018 film Lazzaro Felice (“Happy As Lazarro”). www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
Pope Leo Urges Cinema Notables to Redouble Focus on Social Justice
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Linking to the article in part because of the photo, but I think Pope Leo would enjoy Alice Rohrwacher’s fantastic 2018 film Lazzaro Felice (“Happy As Lazarro”). www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
The 2004 remake of the Manchurian Candidate was not a particularly good movie, but casting Jon Voight as a longtime progressive senator was a good bit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The 2004 remake of the Manchurian Candidate was not a particularly good movie, but casting Jon Voight as a longtime progressive senator was a good bit.
Of course, this outcome is better than the alternative and a good sign for 2026 and 2028, but *everything* that voters hate about the trump administration and Republican policies was predictable (or at least within the realm of possibility) if you were a moderately informed voter in 2024.
NYT: “.. Hispanic areas that shifted the most to the left in 2025 were virtually a mirror image of the places that had swung the farthest to the right ..
“Trump’s surge .. may have been fleeting, or at least not transferable to other candidates ..”
@nytimes.com
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“Trump’s surge .. may have been fleeting, or at least not transferable to other candidates ..”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/u...
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Of course, this outcome is better than the alternative and a good sign for 2026 and 2028, but *everything* that voters hate about the trump administration and Republican policies was predictable (or at least within the realm of possibility) if you were a moderately informed voter in 2024.
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Every so often I see posts about something that I’ve got no awareness of and come (back) to the comforting realization that while I’m online, I’m not *that* online
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Every so often I see posts about something that I’ve got no awareness of and come (back) to the comforting realization that while I’m online, I’m not *that* online
I’m convinced that the now you see me films are some sort of elaborate tax dodge. A franchise of caper films about magicians featuring an ensemble cast of famous actors that no person I’ve spoken to has ever seen or, seemingly, even heard of.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m convinced that the now you see me films are some sort of elaborate tax dodge. A franchise of caper films about magicians featuring an ensemble cast of famous actors that no person I’ve spoken to has ever seen or, seemingly, even heard of.
Would it be funnier if this was 1,000 words by Ross Douthat arguing that Sydney Sweeney needs to do a topless scene or 1,000 words by Ross Douthat arguing literally anything else
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Would it be funnier if this was 1,000 words by Ross Douthat arguing that Sydney Sweeney needs to do a topless scene or 1,000 words by Ross Douthat arguing literally anything else
Pedocons
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Pedocons
I don’t disagree with this point in principle, but this tweet is *still* up
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t disagree with this point in principle, but this tweet is *still* up
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As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
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November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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It’s still funny to me that Jeff Bezos and his ex-Murdoch rag editor fired Kessler without (seemingly) understanding that his moronic “fact-checking” was powerful tool of conservative propaganda.
I just remembered this from Glenn Kessler 3 months ago
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It’s still funny to me that Jeff Bezos and his ex-Murdoch rag editor fired Kessler without (seemingly) understanding that his moronic “fact-checking” was powerful tool of conservative propaganda.
It took Chris Hayes three posts to get to “people were obsequious to Epstein because he was wealthy”
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It took Chris Hayes three posts to get to “people were obsequious to Epstein because he was wealthy”
This email was released by House Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This email was released by House Democrats.
Peter Baker has no opinion on whether this is good or bad.
House Democrats release Epstein emails, including one in which he flatly asserted that Trump “knew about the girls,” many of whom were later found by investigators to have been underage. @migold.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
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November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Peter Baker has no opinion on whether this is good or bad.
Republican President Donald Trump, longtime leader of the conservative movement, is a pedophile.
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Republican President Donald Trump, longtime leader of the conservative movement, is a pedophile.
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Epstein ain’t going away!!
October 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Epstein ain’t going away!!
Nico Harrison getting fired after (a) winning the Cooper Flagg lottery bailed him out of his (b) braindead decision to trade Luka Doncic for Anthony Davis gives me hope that (c) trump will ultimately face cosmic justice
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are expected to fire Nico Harrison, sources tell The Athletic.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nico Harrison getting fired after (a) winning the Cooper Flagg lottery bailed him out of his (b) braindead decision to trade Luka Doncic for Anthony Davis gives me hope that (c) trump will ultimately face cosmic justice
Fuck this guy and definitely fuck trump, but an interesting fact from the article is that his sentence was commuted in 2020 because his family had a connection to Jared kushner and hired Alan Dershowitz lobby on his behalf, but he was represented by a federal defender in his recent case.
A felon whose sentence President Trump commuted in the final hours of his first term was sentenced to 27 months in prison on Monday after being accused of a range of criminal conduct — including physical and sexual assault — since Trump freed him. nyti.ms/3LSL8nC
Jonathan Braun, Felon Freed by Trump, to Be Sentenced Again in Brooklyn
A Brooklyn federal judge found that Jonathan Braun had violated the rules of his release by assaulting a nanny, swinging an IV pole at a nurse and dodging tolls in luxury cars.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fuck this guy and definitely fuck trump, but an interesting fact from the article is that his sentence was commuted in 2020 because his family had a connection to Jared kushner and hired Alan Dershowitz lobby on his behalf, but he was represented by a federal defender in his recent case.
“Hey fellas, hey fellas // Lauren Bacall” in Car Jamming by the Clash is a really fantastic lyric.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Hey fellas, hey fellas // Lauren Bacall” in Car Jamming by the Clash is a really fantastic lyric.
Checking in on the how the economic realignment within the parties is going
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Checking in on the how the economic realignment within the parties is going
It’s no wonder Bush’s second term ended in disaster given this brain drain.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s no wonder Bush’s second term ended in disaster given this brain drain.
If we don’t put a stop to the New York Times, we’ll soon get an article by Kenji Lopez-Alt describing in painstaking detail how to make the perfect smack barm pea wet. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/m...
The Weeknight-Friendly Dish That’s Good With Just About Anything
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November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If we don’t put a stop to the New York Times, we’ll soon get an article by Kenji Lopez-Alt describing in painstaking detail how to make the perfect smack barm pea wet. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/m...
On the latest Know Your Enemy, they play the clip of trump on the 2024 campaign trail telling Christian voters that if they vote for him this time, they’ll never have to vote again, and I didn’t realize (or forgot) that trump says at one point “I love you, Christians. I’m not Christian” lmao
I think it’s trump saying the phrase “our cherished christians,” three words he has never uttered in that order until this very moment.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
On the latest Know Your Enemy, they play the clip of trump on the 2024 campaign trail telling Christian voters that if they vote for him this time, they’ll never have to vote again, and I didn’t realize (or forgot) that trump says at one point “I love you, Christians. I’m not Christian” lmao
I didn’t realize that the wolves had a Slurm sponsorship
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I didn’t realize that the wolves had a Slurm sponsorship
I revisited Ed Moloney’s criticism of Say Nothing (authoritative, exacting, personal for better and worse) after seeing his obituary, and you have to admire someone who was this passionate about the Chicago manual of style:
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I revisited Ed Moloney’s criticism of Say Nothing (authoritative, exacting, personal for better and worse) after seeing his obituary, and you have to admire someone who was this passionate about the Chicago manual of style: