Wizard Cal 🕯️✨
@mageofsolitude.bsky.social
Absent-minded hermit and accumulator of books
https://linktr.ee/mageofsolitude
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@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social A distant cousin of yours?
Hawk sneaks into Colorado Springs library
The Pikes Peak Library District said they had a surprise visitor on Thursday.
www.kktv.com
June 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social A distant cousin of yours?
I hate so much that when you google "palantir" now, the results for pages and pages are about the software company instead of the seven seeing-stones 🧐 They are not even all accounted for
June 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I hate so much that when you google "palantir" now, the results for pages and pages are about the software company instead of the seven seeing-stones 🧐 They are not even all accounted for
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If you still have X, would you mind retweeting this? Meta’s active sabotaging of our anti-trafficking work has been a source of tremendous harm. x.com/theexodusroa...
May 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you still have X, would you mind retweeting this? Meta’s active sabotaging of our anti-trafficking work has been a source of tremendous harm. x.com/theexodusroa...
Therapist: those feelings are completely normal to have
Me: damn it I want to be special
Me: damn it I want to be special
March 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Therapist: those feelings are completely normal to have
Me: damn it I want to be special
Me: damn it I want to be special
My 12-year-old nephew introduced me to his friend as, "my aunt, the one I told you is really good at Minecraft" so now I know I've made it in life
February 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My 12-year-old nephew introduced me to his friend as, "my aunt, the one I told you is really good at Minecraft" so now I know I've made it in life
I don’t know why there are so many articles on how to dress for your body type when literally everyone looks good in wizard robes
February 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I don’t know why there are so many articles on how to dress for your body type when literally everyone looks good in wizard robes
Me early in every Dragon Age game: ehhh I don't know about this, not really feeling it
Me 10-20% into every Dragon Age game: this is my life now
Me 10-20% into every Dragon Age game: this is my life now
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Me early in every Dragon Age game: ehhh I don't know about this, not really feeling it
Me 10-20% into every Dragon Age game: this is my life now
Me 10-20% into every Dragon Age game: this is my life now
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
Been busy coping with reality and deliberating over important things like whether to romance the demon-possessed assassin who loves coffee or the most perfect adorable dwarf
February 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Been busy coping with reality and deliberating over important things like whether to romance the demon-possessed assassin who loves coffee or the most perfect adorable dwarf
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millennials—we won't check texts or DMs, but send us a cursed spirit from the darkest depths of the ocean and...
major life update: went to the beach following high tide and found a message in a bottle.
January 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
millennials—we won't check texts or DMs, but send us a cursed spirit from the darkest depths of the ocean and...
Ending the year on the high note of having worked up to politely asking a stylist to go a little easier on the comb that she was jerking through my hair instead of suffering in silence. Next up, world domination 👹
December 30, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Ending the year on the high note of having worked up to politely asking a stylist to go a little easier on the comb that she was jerking through my hair instead of suffering in silence. Next up, world domination 👹
Merry Christmas etc. from my wizard lair
December 25, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Merry Christmas etc. from my wizard lair
My Christmas wish is to wander into a forest where leafless branches glisten under the weight of icicles and the dark blur of a crow out of the corner of my eye leads me to a glade where the shadow of something ancient and monstrous and wise waits under the moonlight
December 24, 2024 at 8:22 PM
My Christmas wish is to wander into a forest where leafless branches glisten under the weight of icicles and the dark blur of a crow out of the corner of my eye leads me to a glade where the shadow of something ancient and monstrous and wise waits under the moonlight
This is purely personal but looking up a fantasy novel and finding the protagonist is named something like Josh or Sarah kills my desire to read it so fast even if it's set in our world. I don't need to relate to the main character's name; I want them be a little weird! 😭
December 24, 2024 at 8:13 PM
This is purely personal but looking up a fantasy novel and finding the protagonist is named something like Josh or Sarah kills my desire to read it so fast even if it's set in our world. I don't need to relate to the main character's name; I want them be a little weird! 😭
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On this Winter Solstice, may your candles glow golden & your hearths burn bright, may your mittened hands stay warm holding hot spiced wine, & may your resplendent crown of holly & mistletoe catch the cold but admiring eye of the ancient god who dwells deep within the winter woods
December 22, 2024 at 12:37 AM
On this Winter Solstice, may your candles glow golden & your hearths burn bright, may your mittened hands stay warm holding hot spiced wine, & may your resplendent crown of holly & mistletoe catch the cold but admiring eye of the ancient god who dwells deep within the winter woods
I have what I like to call a weak tether to the physical realm (the peasants refer to this as "clumsiness")
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I have what I like to call a weak tether to the physical realm (the peasants refer to this as "clumsiness")
Healing can be a long, slow process. Don't rush it. Rest, drink something warm. Have a little vengeance. Organize the skulls of your enemies on your desk. Then get back to it when you're ready. 😌
November 29, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Healing can be a long, slow process. Don't rush it. Rest, drink something warm. Have a little vengeance. Organize the skulls of your enemies on your desk. Then get back to it when you're ready. 😌
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I love to settle into a place, to become boring socially but interesting from afar like a strangely shaped log to be briefly investigated while on a walk for other purposes
November 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I love to settle into a place, to become boring socially but interesting from afar like a strangely shaped log to be briefly investigated while on a walk for other purposes
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Wizards will literally harness sinister magicks in a bid to attain godhood instead of going to therapy
November 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Wizards will literally harness sinister magicks in a bid to attain godhood instead of going to therapy
A raven is like a writing desk because they both go in my dream home in a dark-wood study at the end of a hall of swords
November 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM
A raven is like a writing desk because they both go in my dream home in a dark-wood study at the end of a hall of swords
"Go touch grass" Some of you should stay inside, actually
November 20, 2024 at 1:47 AM
"Go touch grass" Some of you should stay inside, actually
I hope that if there's an afterlife our ancestors can watch us from, then there's a multi-generational delay before they're allowed to. Mind your own business, mom
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I hope that if there's an afterlife our ancestors can watch us from, then there's a multi-generational delay before they're allowed to. Mind your own business, mom
Last night I dreamed someone put a dirty flip-flop on my hat and that I had to fight an evil demon-god (roughly equivalent horrors)
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Last night I dreamed someone put a dirty flip-flop on my hat and that I had to fight an evil demon-god (roughly equivalent horrors)
I like listening to classical music and wearing velvet while cripplingly depressed...if I'm going to feel this way, I may as well cultivate my moody vampire or artist dying of angst vibes at the same time
November 19, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I like listening to classical music and wearing velvet while cripplingly depressed...if I'm going to feel this way, I may as well cultivate my moody vampire or artist dying of angst vibes at the same time
It's tough not having the kitchen counter space for a bunch of functionally-useless glass bottles in a myriad of shapes carved with arcane runes and filled with mysterious colored liquids
November 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
It's tough not having the kitchen counter space for a bunch of functionally-useless glass bottles in a myriad of shapes carved with arcane runes and filled with mysterious colored liquids