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Mad May, 🏴‍☠️the Empress of Jupiter in Exile!!!
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Rip Grrrr Cat... best, just the best friend and love of my life

Absolutely crushed he's gone.


There I did that...
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yes we are sci-fi action lesbians this book was made for us
I’m just saying … an animation studio could go totally bonkers bananas adapting This Is How You Lose The Time War.

(If you do this please hire me and @tillybridges.bsky.social to write for it okay thank you)
Name a book that should be made into a movie or TV series
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Anti-Somali smear artist Nick Shirley has been sniffing around Baltimore. Starve his lie machine.
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Crap, its negative temps, and I have to go outside... yuck... at least theres no sno.... crap!!
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Just checked and not only does this still work but it works even better the bigger they get
Favourite part of being a girl now is how if my friends are sad, I can show them my boobs to cheer them up. Immensely powerful
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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She’s just like me FR FR FR
idk why its so hard for me to internalize that people like me and find me attractive and want me around, i feel like im learning object permanence all over again.
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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This thread has been an amazing wake up thread. Me running around the house shouting "mucho ruido y pocas nueces!" at 7am does not make for a thrilled wife haha
The best way of describing someone who’s all talk and no action that I’ve ever heard in the UK, by far, is “they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia.”

* read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Had temporary crowns on both my canines, and asked my dentist if she could make them look more like actual fangs, and she said she do it as much as she could!! So, this bitch getting vampire teeth!! Yay!! Vampire Witch right here!!
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 AM
CRAP!!! ITS SNOWING!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

(Just kidding, but seriously, its fucking cold!!!)

Crap!!! Gotta put the wipers up on Bluey!!!

Crap! That means ive gotta go out INTO the cold...

(I'm going to continue to bitch about this...)
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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If you can help out Marla, please help out Marla!
I'm still so far behind 😞

Calls for late car payment gave started again and i need to make 450 for rent by Saturday 1/24. Please help/reskeet if you can ♥️

www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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See, I think trans people have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe trans people have done good things for us, do me a favour: go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs, and burn 'em.
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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That seems very relevant to me too!
January 23, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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OUR tax 💵 belong to us.

When will the people deserve the benefits we pay for?

Because ICE ain’t it!
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Just watched The People's Joker, and i LOVED IT!! Now ive got to have my girlfriend watch it!!! She"ll love it!!!
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Big news
Last year a whistleblower said DOGE had illegally accessed a Social Security database. SSA now acknowledges it's true—& that DOGE employees had secret agreement w/ unidentified political advocacy group to use SocSec data to help overturn election results. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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I am at my happiest on wheels. ✨🦇🖤
August 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Good morning 😊
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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Trans in the Machine: Chronicling the New Cyberpunk Canon

A first-of-its-kind book exploring transness in cyberpunk.

Featuring interviews with @jessiegender.bsky.social & @tillybridges.bsky.social & insights from dozens of Trans+ creators.

Crowdfunder launching 1 Feb. Sign up now!

#Booksky 💙📚
Get Ready for Trans in the Machine: Chronicling the New Cyberpunk Canon
From Stefanie Carter Cuthbert - Get Ready for Trans in the Machine: Chronicling the New Cyberpunk Canon
www.backerkit.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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Ebike food delivery folks violating virtually every traffic law and risking their lives to bring you a sandwich is precisely the cyberpunk dystopia we were promised actually.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
So.... cant think of a good caption for this...
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Also get a load at this from the guys website. I feel like I’m having a stroke
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM