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katzish.bsky.social
Everyone knows China’s #1 foreign policy objective is eliminating Canadian hockey
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just “take advantage of America!” What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
madmaw.bsky.social
Make sure I look completely batshit. Like a rabid goat trying to pass an entire cactus.
Jordan Peterson pictured advertising a scam he is running
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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amyremeikis.bsky.social
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All the power and love to @cathywilcox.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
madmaw.bsky.social
1. AI replace job
2. Unemployment go up
3. Fed cut rate
4. Share price go up
5. More data center
6. AI get better/cheaper
7. Go to 1
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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junlper.beer
donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
And yes, I am going to keep shitting on Ezra Klein until one of us is dead, and depending on fate and cosmology, probably after that.

It’s Ezra’s obligation to work to find common ground with me.
September 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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junlper.beer
coates is genuinely a generational writer
What are we to make of a man who called for the execution of the American president, and then was executed himself? What are we to make of an NFL that, on one hand, encourages us to "End Racism," and, on the other, urges us to commemorate an unreconstructed white supremacist? And what of the writers, the thinkers, and the pundits who cannot separate the great crime of Kirk's death from the malignancy of his public life? Can they truly be so ignorant to the words of a man they have so rushed to memorialize? I don't know. But the most telling detail in Klein's column was that, for all his praise, there was not a single word in the piece from Kirk himself.
September 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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michaelburns.bsky.social
to paraphrase Montell Jordan . . . THIS is how you do it.

www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
August 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
madmaw.bsky.social
That moment when you find out a new webgl shader trick and know it will destroy your entire life
August 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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existentialcomics.com
Does the left need their own Sauron the Deceiver to craft rings of power as gifts for all free folk – only to, in secret, craft a Master Ring to bind them to his will?
August 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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wajali.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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404evr.com
🌎 w o r l d s t a r 🌟
July 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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capatton.bsky.social
A drawing of a social media post. In it, Vegeta is in the foreground smiling at the camera with his shirt off and a pool behind him. In the background, Goku is drowning in the pool. Bulma posted a comment below the image stating “Goku is drowning “. Vegeta replies to Bulma’s comment saying “This ain’t about him”. The image is based on a popular meme.
July 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
LEX LUTHOR: but the thing is superman is from another PLANET, you know what i mean

JOE ROGAN: so you'd like superman if he was from earth

LEX LUTHOR: no, obviously not

JOE ROGAN: im having trouble understanding this
July 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
The actual public service chatgpt provides is in demonstrating the effect of never hearing the word no on the human psyche, it has made billionaire brain pudding a condition accessible to everyone irrespective of net worth
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
MAGA guy reading this and going, "This could really mean anything guys!"
July 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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robingphillips.bsky.social
we're gonna get the stupidest possible version of skynet
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Meanwhile, over on X:
The official account for Elmo has been hacked
July 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
madmaw.bsky.social
Had a dream I went to an underground restaurant where they, amongst other dishes, cut your hair and cooked it into your meal.

Wasn’t great
July 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
madmaw.bsky.social
Seems legit
July 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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meidastouch.com
This is some weird shit
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online
HOT COMMIE SUMMER
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
madmaw.bsky.social
Doomscrolling until WW3 breaks out or the caffeine kicks in. Whichever happens first
June 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
madmaw.bsky.social
Day 1 WFH: This is good. Monitors the way I like them. Cat. Comfy clothes. Nice chair. Temperature just right.
Day 2: I am literally going to KMS
June 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM