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Shouting thousands of years of wisdom into the void. Have you seen my giant ball of rats?
A vacation with barf bags? No thank you, cruises.
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
A vacation with barf bags? No thank you, cruises.
I’m curious if anyone behind the scenes of dating shows like love island, the bachelor, etc. knows how humiliating and harmful it is to put human beings in a lineup and have people pick them out. But I am curious if Chad will pick Sarah or Jessica. Critical thinking ruins everything!
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I’m curious if anyone behind the scenes of dating shows like love island, the bachelor, etc. knows how humiliating and harmful it is to put human beings in a lineup and have people pick them out. But I am curious if Chad will pick Sarah or Jessica. Critical thinking ruins everything!
The fact that artificial intelligence is spitting out apologies should scare everyone
A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The fact that artificial intelligence is spitting out apologies should scare everyone
I want to give zohran mamdani a kiss
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I want to give zohran mamdani a kiss
What they don’t tell you about brothers is that they will call you and text you saying it’s an emergency just to ask you a stupid fucking question like how a tampon works
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What they don’t tell you about brothers is that they will call you and text you saying it’s an emergency just to ask you a stupid fucking question like how a tampon works
It’s an unwritten rule that you’re allowed to wear your ugliest comfiest outfit in front of your neighbors
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
It’s an unwritten rule that you’re allowed to wear your ugliest comfiest outfit in front of your neighbors
The fact that you have to get a referral to see a doctor is a great example of the kind of culture we live in. Insane how little hard skills matter in the real world and how important networking is. What the fuck? I’m shy I don’t want to network and I don’t want to wait for a referral!
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The fact that you have to get a referral to see a doctor is a great example of the kind of culture we live in. Insane how little hard skills matter in the real world and how important networking is. What the fuck? I’m shy I don’t want to network and I don’t want to wait for a referral!
Personally I think the problem with liberals is that they are too busy complaining instead of sucking politician dick (it’s me I’m liberals)
January 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Personally I think the problem with liberals is that they are too busy complaining instead of sucking politician dick (it’s me I’m liberals)
I’m starting a stranger things thread
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I’m starting a stranger things thread
I know I sound like a boomer but why are people whining about data centers potentially being built in the middle of the desert? Like yeah some people live here but it’s really just a lot of sagebrush, casinos, and leftover radiation. I will double down that the Wild West is tough and will be fine.
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I know I sound like a boomer but why are people whining about data centers potentially being built in the middle of the desert? Like yeah some people live here but it’s really just a lot of sagebrush, casinos, and leftover radiation. I will double down that the Wild West is tough and will be fine.
What the actual fuck is going on with the planet fitness party hats in NYC for NYE?? We are quite literally living in Idiocracy. Everything is a damn advertisement. They used to just say the year it was going to be!
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
What the actual fuck is going on with the planet fitness party hats in NYC for NYE?? We are quite literally living in Idiocracy. Everything is a damn advertisement. They used to just say the year it was going to be!
People are talking about how dumb the kids in Hawkins are but anyone who grew up in a small town will tell you it’s accurate! These are folks who chug raw milk and think vaccines cause autism while meth and measles rage through their towns irl, so no maybe they wouldn’t know about the upside down.
December 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
People are talking about how dumb the kids in Hawkins are but anyone who grew up in a small town will tell you it’s accurate! These are folks who chug raw milk and think vaccines cause autism while meth and measles rage through their towns irl, so no maybe they wouldn’t know about the upside down.
Only a SENILE fuck would talk like this!! You DEMENTED old man, you must not remember being Epstein’s BEST BUD!! He cant recall the many PHOTOS and correspondence coming out about them TOGETHER!!
Trump says the Epstein Files are a Democrat hoax, but only Democrats were guilty of crimes with Epstein.
He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes.
This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.
He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes.
This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Only a SENILE fuck would talk like this!! You DEMENTED old man, you must not remember being Epstein’s BEST BUD!! He cant recall the many PHOTOS and correspondence coming out about them TOGETHER!!
I literally hate so many parts of America. Like I love that I can go out and buy my little trinkets (capitalism) but holy fuck things are so bad!!
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I literally hate so many parts of America. Like I love that I can go out and buy my little trinkets (capitalism) but holy fuck things are so bad!!
Sometimes my cat looks deceased when she sleeps so I have to call her name until her ears twitch (she still ignores me but at least I know she’s alive)
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Sometimes my cat looks deceased when she sleeps so I have to call her name until her ears twitch (she still ignores me but at least I know she’s alive)
I will never forget when an older classmate of mine said the vibes were off and I looked him in the eyes and said “it’s the waxing gibbous” and he really believed in magic after that
December 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I will never forget when an older classmate of mine said the vibes were off and I looked him in the eyes and said “it’s the waxing gibbous” and he really believed in magic after that
Something that people forget about the whole “buy everything, own nothing” era we’re in is that it was always this way. People used to go to the movies or rent from a video store. Now you’re essentially just renting movies for $14.99/mo. Not saying it should be this way but it was always this way.
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Something that people forget about the whole “buy everything, own nothing” era we’re in is that it was always this way. People used to go to the movies or rent from a video store. Now you’re essentially just renting movies for $14.99/mo. Not saying it should be this way but it was always this way.
It’s winter. Time for my fingers to get skinnyyyyy!!
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It’s winter. Time for my fingers to get skinnyyyyy!!
Fucking everything is polyester now
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Fucking everything is polyester now
I want to be a comedian so badly but I have stage fright
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I want to be a comedian so badly but I have stage fright
It’s so funny hearing “the type to bring home to your parents” ummmmmmmm my family has a confederate flag hanging in their living room so no I will not be bringing anyone home for their own safety. We are not from the South.
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s so funny hearing “the type to bring home to your parents” ummmmmmmm my family has a confederate flag hanging in their living room so no I will not be bringing anyone home for their own safety. We are not from the South.
Nothing better than hitting the wrapping paper G spot with the scissors
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nothing better than hitting the wrapping paper G spot with the scissors
Most people think I’m being sarcastic but really I just have brain damage
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Most people think I’m being sarcastic but really I just have brain damage
We can’t keep being upset that cartman ate all the skins
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We can’t keep being upset that cartman ate all the skins
Ryan Reynolds can fuck off and stop trying to sell me shit
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ryan Reynolds can fuck off and stop trying to sell me shit