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Aspiring comedian shouting thousands of years of wisdom into the void. Have you seen my giant ball of rats?
Only a SENILE fuck would talk like this!! You DEMENTED old man, you must not remember being Epstein’s BEST BUD!! He cant recall the many PHOTOS and correspondence coming out about them TOGETHER!!
Trump says the Epstein Files are a Democrat hoax, but only Democrats were guilty of crimes with Epstein.
He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes.
This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.
He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes.
This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Only a SENILE fuck would talk like this!! You DEMENTED old man, you must not remember being Epstein’s BEST BUD!! He cant recall the many PHOTOS and correspondence coming out about them TOGETHER!!
I literally hate so many parts of America. Like I love that I can go out and buy my little trinkets (capitalism) but holy fuck things are so bad!!
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I literally hate so many parts of America. Like I love that I can go out and buy my little trinkets (capitalism) but holy fuck things are so bad!!
Sometimes my cat looks deceased when she sleeps so I have to call her name until her ears twitch (she still ignores me but at least I know she’s alive)
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Sometimes my cat looks deceased when she sleeps so I have to call her name until her ears twitch (she still ignores me but at least I know she’s alive)
I will never forget when an older classmate of mine said the vibes were off and I looked him in the eyes and said “it’s the waxing gibbous” and he really believed in magic after that
December 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I will never forget when an older classmate of mine said the vibes were off and I looked him in the eyes and said “it’s the waxing gibbous” and he really believed in magic after that
Something that people forget about the whole “buy everything, own nothing” era we’re in is that it was always this way. People used to go to the movies or rent from a video store. Now you’re essentially just renting movies for $14.99/mo. Not saying it should be this way but it was always this way.
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Something that people forget about the whole “buy everything, own nothing” era we’re in is that it was always this way. People used to go to the movies or rent from a video store. Now you’re essentially just renting movies for $14.99/mo. Not saying it should be this way but it was always this way.
It’s winter. Time for my fingers to get skinnyyyyy!!
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It’s winter. Time for my fingers to get skinnyyyyy!!
Fucking everything is polyester now
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Fucking everything is polyester now
I want to be a comedian so badly but I have stage fright
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I want to be a comedian so badly but I have stage fright
It’s so funny hearing “the type to bring home to your parents” ummmmmmmm my family has a confederate flag hanging in their living room so no I will not be bringing anyone home for their own safety. We are not from the South.
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s so funny hearing “the type to bring home to your parents” ummmmmmmm my family has a confederate flag hanging in their living room so no I will not be bringing anyone home for their own safety. We are not from the South.
Nothing better than hitting the wrapping paper G spot with the scissors
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nothing better than hitting the wrapping paper G spot with the scissors
Most people think I’m being sarcastic but really I just have brain damage
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Most people think I’m being sarcastic but really I just have brain damage
We can’t keep being upset that cartman ate all the skins
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We can’t keep being upset that cartman ate all the skins
Ryan Reynolds can fuck off and stop trying to sell me shit
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ryan Reynolds can fuck off and stop trying to sell me shit
Epic W from our best nastiest Reno guy tonight
Peyton Talbott really just took down Henry Cejudo after he called a BS eye poke on a nose poke. And now he is continuing to pummel. You deserve the win after that timeout. #ufc
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Epic W from our best nastiest Reno guy tonight
Peyton Talbott really just took down Henry Cejudo after he called a BS eye poke on a nose poke. And now he is continuing to pummel. You deserve the win after that timeout. #ufc
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Peyton Talbott really just took down Henry Cejudo after he called a BS eye poke on a nose poke. And now he is continuing to pummel. You deserve the win after that timeout. #ufc
It would just really hurt my feelings if I bought something in a size medium and when it shows up two days later it only fits my big toe
I might be a little slut for Amazon but I refuse to buy clothes from there simply because I do not want to be humbled by Asian sizing
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It would just really hurt my feelings if I bought something in a size medium and when it shows up two days later it only fits my big toe
I might be a little slut for Amazon but I refuse to buy clothes from there simply because I do not want to be humbled by Asian sizing
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I might be a little slut for Amazon but I refuse to buy clothes from there simply because I do not want to be humbled by Asian sizing
Everyone who is everyone in Hollywood got their start on Mad Men
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Everyone who is everyone in Hollywood got their start on Mad Men
The support provided by a group of frat boys is unmatched. Put them in the crowd at graduation and they cheer at the top of their lungs for every Tyler, Kyle, and Chad. This is a power that needs to be harnessed.
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The support provided by a group of frat boys is unmatched. Put them in the crowd at graduation and they cheer at the top of their lungs for every Tyler, Kyle, and Chad. This is a power that needs to be harnessed.
Imagine contracting oodles of money for space exploration while people on earth literally starve and suffer illness and die with nothing in their pockets. Wait. Wait. Hm. No that would be crazy.
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Imagine contracting oodles of money for space exploration while people on earth literally starve and suffer illness and die with nothing in their pockets. Wait. Wait. Hm. No that would be crazy.
It’s so easy to find blondes in a crowd at metal concerts
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It’s so easy to find blondes in a crowd at metal concerts
I feel really bad for babies who get kissed too much. Not because they’re getting too much love but because of the oral herpes. Seriously stop kissing babies.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I feel really bad for babies who get kissed too much. Not because they’re getting too much love but because of the oral herpes. Seriously stop kissing babies.
There’s something about a freshly baked loaf of bread that makes me go feral
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
There’s something about a freshly baked loaf of bread that makes me go feral
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
No one talks about how Chris Pratt was working his ass off on romcoms before guardians of the galaxy popped off
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No one talks about how Chris Pratt was working his ass off on romcoms before guardians of the galaxy popped off