Hatter 🇪🇺 🍁🍂 RDC8 🦌🫀🔪
@madhatter8725.bsky.social
38. 🔞 MINORS DNI. 🌈🍖Fannibal🤡. Animal lover. Cat mom. AuDHD. Also actually a cat.
Will Graham's brat sister.
I eat the rude.
#RenewHannibal
Will Graham's brat sister.
I eat the rude.
#RenewHannibal
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I've done this lots of times lol
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I've done this lots of times lol
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The only thing that grows stronger within me is the visceral need to go full Hannibal Lecter on all those useless doctors and specialists.
November 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The only thing that grows stronger within me is the visceral need to go full Hannibal Lecter on all those useless doctors and specialists.
A little louder for all the doctors pretending not to hear at the back
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
A little louder for all the doctors pretending not to hear at the back
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![>>Satire
Patient Excited To Find Out Doctor Has Finally Found A New Way To Dismiss Her Symptoms
[woman talking to her doctors]
MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreictolpafplj5dtvfabf34s737iejmexvmh2me2m6qgisrbqq22wpa@jpeg)
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"Wow! Look at that gigantic medical binder you brought with you!", says the grimacing nurse who wishes you'd die so she wouldn't have to ever see your medical binder again.
August 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Wow! Look at that gigantic medical binder you brought with you!", says the grimacing nurse who wishes you'd die so she wouldn't have to ever see your medical binder again.
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We decided the word for arranging Halloween skeletons into various scenes in the front yard is “Necroscaping”
October 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We decided the word for arranging Halloween skeletons into various scenes in the front yard is “Necroscaping”
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The great actress Diane Keaton has left us at the age of 79. Too soon to say good-bye to the woman who made us smile at the quirky Annie Hall, and who broke our hearts in Reds. Your charm and talent will be sorely missed.
October 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The great actress Diane Keaton has left us at the age of 79. Too soon to say good-bye to the woman who made us smile at the quirky Annie Hall, and who broke our hearts in Reds. Your charm and talent will be sorely missed.
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THEM: Are you okay?
ME: Yeah, but change the topic before my body figures it out
*a flare has entered the chat*
ME: Yeah, but change the topic before my body figures it out
*a flare has entered the chat*
October 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
THEM: Are you okay?
ME: Yeah, but change the topic before my body figures it out
*a flare has entered the chat*
ME: Yeah, but change the topic before my body figures it out
*a flare has entered the chat*
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I have learned that someone going by the handle Barry Gratitude and/or KJ Walker on the Hannibal TV subreddit (and who knows where else) is claiming to own Hannibal props and is selling them, except I OWN THREE OF THE ITEMS he claims he has. Be aware of the scammer! #Hannibal
October 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have learned that someone going by the handle Barry Gratitude and/or KJ Walker on the Hannibal TV subreddit (and who knows where else) is claiming to own Hannibal props and is selling them, except I OWN THREE OF THE ITEMS he claims he has. Be aware of the scammer! #Hannibal
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My digestive system tolerates a lot, just not food.
October 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My digestive system tolerates a lot, just not food.
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Doctor: What triggers your symptoms
Me: Breathing
Me: Breathing
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Doctor: What triggers your symptoms
Me: Breathing
Me: Breathing
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Doctor: What brings you here today?
Me, having a bad brain fog day: Bold of you to assume I remember.
Me, having a bad brain fog day: Bold of you to assume I remember.
October 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Doctor: What brings you here today?
Me, having a bad brain fog day: Bold of you to assume I remember.
Me, having a bad brain fog day: Bold of you to assume I remember.
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Me: I'm going out
Chronic Illness: Let me get my coat
Chronic Illness: Let me get my coat
October 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Me: I'm going out
Chronic Illness: Let me get my coat
Chronic Illness: Let me get my coat
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I think I speak for everyone with chronic illness when I say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
September 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I think I speak for everyone with chronic illness when I say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language
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![when you're already struggling to cope with your illness and start having new symptoms [Michael Scott: [softly] Don't]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreid7kvy6orgu6d6duq643ctwbxcayfdwldu5r6mj3lrumoecmzy52a@jpeg)
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When you're in sensory overload and nobody will leave you alone... murder is okay.
September 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
When you're in sensory overload and nobody will leave you alone... murder is okay.
ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE RUDE
September 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE RUDE
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Nobody sighs louder than an uninterested doctor asked to run a few tests.
March 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Nobody sighs louder than an uninterested doctor asked to run a few tests.