@maddiefallsover.bsky.social
If someone called me quirky with any degree of sincerity I would simply have to die
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
If someone called me quirky with any degree of sincerity I would simply have to die
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Sally Rooney, Intermezzo (Faber & Faber, 2024)
I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Sally Rooney, Intermezzo (Faber & Faber, 2024)
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I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
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I LOVE YOU, YOU LABRADOR THAT GOT CURSED WITH THE WEIGHT OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I LOVE YOU, YOU LABRADOR THAT GOT CURSED WITH THE WEIGHT OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
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Went on Hinge last night….a portal to hell
January 12, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Went on Hinge last night….a portal to hell
Yeah so I hate Bugonia quite a bit actually. Maybe the smartest movie I’ve ever seen build to such a boring and stupid conclusion, throwing away everything that’s good about it in the process.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yeah so I hate Bugonia quite a bit actually. Maybe the smartest movie I’ve ever seen build to such a boring and stupid conclusion, throwing away everything that’s good about it in the process.
Running a 5k and playing two netball matches when I’m supposed to be tapering for the Cardiff half on Sunday and my hamstring’s been playing up like…
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Running a 5k and playing two netball matches when I’m supposed to be tapering for the Cardiff half on Sunday and my hamstring’s been playing up like…
Cynthia Erick’s version of No
Good Deed (a song I don’t really care about normally) is going to fucking rip.
Good Deed (a song I don’t really care about normally) is going to fucking rip.
September 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Cynthia Erick’s version of No
Good Deed (a song I don’t really care about normally) is going to fucking rip.
Good Deed (a song I don’t really care about normally) is going to fucking rip.
I am simply too good at Wordle, a fundamentally useless skill
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September 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I am simply too good at Wordle, a fundamentally useless skill
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Up to 5 people from high school who I still inexplicably follow on insta reposting the Taylor Swift engagement post (all fellow white gals ofc)
August 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Up to 5 people from high school who I still inexplicably follow on insta reposting the Taylor Swift engagement post (all fellow white gals ofc)
Just finished A Beginners Guide to Breaking and Entering by @andrewhunterm.bsky.social which -
A) was delightful
B) got me out of a protracted reading slump
C) made me giggle out loud 3 on three separate tube journeys
Shout out to the Herne Hill Oxfam for continuing a GOAT-streak on book finds
A) was delightful
B) got me out of a protracted reading slump
C) made me giggle out loud 3 on three separate tube journeys
Shout out to the Herne Hill Oxfam for continuing a GOAT-streak on book finds
August 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just finished A Beginners Guide to Breaking and Entering by @andrewhunterm.bsky.social which -
A) was delightful
B) got me out of a protracted reading slump
C) made me giggle out loud 3 on three separate tube journeys
Shout out to the Herne Hill Oxfam for continuing a GOAT-streak on book finds
A) was delightful
B) got me out of a protracted reading slump
C) made me giggle out loud 3 on three separate tube journeys
Shout out to the Herne Hill Oxfam for continuing a GOAT-streak on book finds
Me and my gal pal watching The Materialists with a bottle of wine on a Monday. Dream.
August 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me and my gal pal watching The Materialists with a bottle of wine on a Monday. Dream.
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a murder of crows aka caw & order
July 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
a murder of crows aka caw & order
I truly believe in my bones I’d be a good theatre producer and no one can tell me otherwise
What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at?
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
July 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I truly believe in my bones I’d be a good theatre producer and no one can tell me otherwise
Chloe Kelly moves like a girl who’s been banned from Liverpool St Be At One in a previous life (complementary) #lionesses
July 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Chloe Kelly moves like a girl who’s been banned from Liverpool St Be At One in a previous life (complementary) #lionesses
Genuinely very funny that after weeks of ‘London has fallen’ type articles lamenting the death of community/law and order, this is the scene I’m met with on my local green this morning
July 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Genuinely very funny that after weeks of ‘London has fallen’ type articles lamenting the death of community/law and order, this is the scene I’m met with on my local green this morning
I’m an AI skeptic in general (and doomer on 99% of its applications in creative fields) but the medical technology stuff is genuinely insanely revolutionary and it’s mad we don’t talk about it more
July 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m an AI skeptic in general (and doomer on 99% of its applications in creative fields) but the medical technology stuff is genuinely insanely revolutionary and it’s mad we don’t talk about it more
Turns out you can only be a sex pest if you’re winning podiums 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Christian Horner sacked by F1 team Red Bull
Christian Horner sacked by F1 team Red Bull
Red Bull team principal Christian Horner has been sacked.
news.sky.com
July 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Turns out you can only be a sex pest if you’re winning podiums 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
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Christian Horner???? I barely kno- legal have asked me not to finish this
July 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Christian Horner???? I barely kno- legal have asked me not to finish this
In case we needed anymore evidence that Gen X/elderly millennials have replaced the boomers in the cultural role of ‘just not getting it’.
Imagine complaining about the lack of live vocals at a Charli XCX set 😂😂😂
Imagine complaining about the lack of live vocals at a Charli XCX set 😂😂😂
Was looking forward to #charlixcx but she’s not… singing? Or it’s just playback karaoke. Don’t approve.
June 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In case we needed anymore evidence that Gen X/elderly millennials have replaced the boomers in the cultural role of ‘just not getting it’.
Imagine complaining about the lack of live vocals at a Charli XCX set 😂😂😂
Imagine complaining about the lack of live vocals at a Charli XCX set 😂😂😂
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had four glasses of rosé in my friends' garden this evening and assuming I now need to drink 70 litres of water to counteract those, given the [gestures at weather]
June 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
had four glasses of rosé in my friends' garden this evening and assuming I now need to drink 70 litres of water to counteract those, given the [gestures at weather]
To be embarrassing earnest for a second - Lorde is probably the most important musical artist to me on a deeply personal level and I’m so grateful for this album.
June 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
To be embarrassing earnest for a second - Lorde is probably the most important musical artist to me on a deeply personal level and I’m so grateful for this album.
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“I Quit,” Haim’s new album, “is about submitting to the wild and mercurial whims of the universe—accepting that we can’t control when love comes, or when it goes,” Amanda Petrusich writes. “In a way, the album’s primary feeling is one of deep relief.”
Haim Sets Off on a Rampage
The band members discuss when to leave a relationship, hoping people slide into their D.M.s, and their new album, “I Quit.”
www.newyorker.com
June 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“I Quit,” Haim’s new album, “is about submitting to the wild and mercurial whims of the universe—accepting that we can’t control when love comes, or when it goes,” Amanda Petrusich writes. “In a way, the album’s primary feeling is one of deep relief.”
Unlocked a new form of ID called looking tired and saying I’m 29 when I get asked.
100% success rate.
100% success rate.
June 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Unlocked a new form of ID called looking tired and saying I’m 29 when I get asked.
100% success rate.
100% success rate.