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I’m calling it now. 2025 World Series: Seattle Mariners vs. Seattle Pilots (now known as Milwaukee Brewers).
The #Mariners are absolutely rolling, and it's showing up in the standings in a big way.

Here's a close look at where Seattle sits in the wild card, division and AL races after two straight sweeps and seven wins in a row.

sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Playoff Chase: Seattle Mariners make big move in standings
The Seattle Mariners moved up a spot in the AL wild card standings and are breathing down Houston's neck after a second straight sweep.
sports.mynorthwest.com
August 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m calling it now. 2025 World Series: Seattle Mariners vs. Seattle Pilots (now known as Milwaukee Brewers).
This sweep for the Mariners marked the 10th time the Rays have been swept by Seattle in franchise history, and the first sweep by Seattle over Tampa Bay since June 17th-20th, 2021 at T-Mobile Park in a series that featured 3 walk-off losses.

#TridentsUp
Matt Brash slams the door shut, and the Seattle Mariners complete a three-game sweep of Tampa Bay.

⚾️7-game winning streak
⚾️9-1 homestand
⚾️Half game back for top spot in AL West
⚾️Holding the top Wild Card spot

#TridentsUp  #SeattleMariners
August 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I knew this would happen when they stopped making muscle cars
Is there a level of death of expertise that is beyond death? Because we have reached it @radiofreetom.bsky.social
RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.

WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?

RFK JR: That's right
April 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
At least she used “you’re” instead of “your.”
Oh, to have to confidence of a Trump supporter who has no clue what she’s talking about.
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Trump Admin will restore funding only if school’s name is changed to White University
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They need time to build the debtors’ prisons
Taking bets on when martial law will be declared in America. I'm guessing two months. They gotta do it before the midterms at least.
April 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Working against Trump and working against the U.S. are different things
Karoline Leavitt has proclaimed that she believes there are "evil forces" working against U.S.
Leavitt says 'evil forces' working against Trump in spooky 'spiritual warfare'
www.irishstar.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
No different from everything that comes out of her mouth
April 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This was the only remaining idea they had to get Americans to buy Tesslers again
COLLINS: All foreign-made car imports are getting a 25% tariff starting at midnight. That's hard to turn around overnight. So what would you say to people in the auto industry who are worried about that timeline?

BESSENT: Buy American
April 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Price off Antarctic penguins is already taking off . . . well, swimming off
COLLINS: Prices will go up for Americans in the short term, right?

BESSENT: They could
April 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Must have used AI. Nobody on that team is capable of long division
james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country

"...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."
April 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Did they bring Mike Waltz over to come up with this?
This is incredible. The "reciprocal tariffs" were calculated without actually looking at anything to do with tariffs.

This is the most amateur-hour crap you can imagine and it's going to straight tank the global economy.
james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country

"...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."
April 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Dunning-Kruger Tariff Act of 2025.
Economic Suicide by Dipshittery
April 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Musk has been the more prolific fertilizer anyway
Despite dubbing himself the “Father of IVF,” Donald Trump actually WILL NOT be funding federal infertility research.

Trump has fired an entire infertility research team at the CDC.
“Fertilization President” Trump Just Gutted Fertility Research
An entire research team at the CDC has been dismissed, thanks to Donald Trump’s cuts.
newrepublic.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Radical opacity.
When RFK Jr. took the helm of the Department of Health and Human Services in February, he promised “radical transparency.” But when the Trump administration laid off thousands of employees on Tuesday, the targets included the very people who communicated the health department’s work to Americans.
Kennedy Guts Teams That Share Health Information With the Public
The health secretary had promised “radical transparency,” but fired communications teams in the Health and Human Services Department.
www.nytimes.com
April 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Every day is April Fools Day for the foreseeable future
And they claim they’re fighting antisemitism?
The U.S. Naval Academy has confirmed that officials there removed items commemorating female Jewish graduates from a historic display ahead of a visit to the school by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday.
April 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I can only afford domestic penguins from now on
Welcome to Idiocracy.
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
So far I’m unimpressed with America’s new golden era
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt unexpectedly ended a Wednesday news conference early.
Humiliated Karoline Leavitt abruptly cuts short press conference and runs away
www.irishstar.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trump 2.0 presidency teetering between Dr. Strangelove and idiocracy
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Mar 26
A House Intelligence Committee hearing devolved into fury after Trump administration intelligence officials were questioned about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's "drinking habits."
"Offensive line of questioning": House Intel hearing erupts over Hegseth drinking question
CIA Director John Ratcliffe and Democratic Rep. Jimmy Gomez got into several testy exchanges.
www.axios.com
March 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Agree. The intent was to benefit all players. I appreciate what Phee and Stewie created, but would have respected them even more if they would have left the prize money to the others.
To be honest, I don't think Stewie should've thrown her name in the ring either. It may not be rigged, but when launching something new, perception is everything.
February 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I don’t think it was rigged, and Phee was talented and skilled enough to win. But I agree it’s a bad look when one of the founders of a new league also takes home the biggest prize money.
Phee winning 200k from a league she helped found while a lot of these players aren't making her base salary is a bad look. I'm not saying she isn't great, but sometimes you gotta sit shit out & let everyone else have their moment. #unrivaled
February 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I would gladly watch a whole tournament of this, with all matches best of 3. #unrivaled
February 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Challenge in 1v1 needs to be officially called a Karen Kard. #unrivaled
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM