Maxime La Guillotine
@madamelaguillotine.bsky.social
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I'll unironically lean forward and put a hand behind my ear to try and pick up what people are saying in like restaurants
shes a 10 but everytime she has trouble hearing u she lifts a section of her fur up as if its a dogs big floppy ear and says "could u repeat that pawhaps?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I'll unironically lean forward and put a hand behind my ear to try and pick up what people are saying in like restaurants
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we as a community have reached the point where "do your own research" is going to result in misinformation and falling face furst into the alt-right pipeline
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
we as a community have reached the point where "do your own research" is going to result in misinformation and falling face furst into the alt-right pipeline
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"We're living through unprecedented times," says expert living through incredibly precedented times.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"We're living through unprecedented times," says expert living through incredibly precedented times.
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whats a little cuddling between friends? and if it slips in, it slips in
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
whats a little cuddling between friends? and if it slips in, it slips in
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girls spitting in my mouth is gender affurming care rn
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
girls spitting in my mouth is gender affurming care rn
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all gen z stares are prey stares if ur milf enough
Prey stare > "gen z stare"
Its basic math.
Its basic math.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
all gen z stares are prey stares if ur milf enough
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#Kinktober2025 Day 14: Slime/Slime Girl
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#Kinktober2025 Day 14: Slime/Slime Girl
Forced not to cum for like two weeks, not even a weird kink thing, I just haven’t had the time…
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Forced not to cum for like two weeks, not even a weird kink thing, I just haven’t had the time…
I maybe have a sugar mommy???
August 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I maybe have a sugar mommy???
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literally hit her with the "sorgy i only have 90 dollars btw i also dont have insurance can i get my hormones anyway tho"
August 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
literally hit her with the "sorgy i only have 90 dollars btw i also dont have insurance can i get my hormones anyway tho"
Honestly I feel like I have a very retro kind of beauty that maybe isn’t heavily appreciated right now
August 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Honestly I feel like I have a very retro kind of beauty that maybe isn’t heavily appreciated right now
I love my big sis so so so so much she’s so pretty and hot and she moans in my ear and talks about kissing and cuddling me when I’m gonna see her and it’s like fjdbebfbdjdb
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I love my big sis so so so so much she’s so pretty and hot and she moans in my ear and talks about kissing and cuddling me when I’m gonna see her and it’s like fjdbebfbdjdb
archiveofourown.org/works/695028...
I FUCKING DID IT!!!! raaaagh now i get to post chapter two and three wholesale
I FUCKING DID IT!!!! raaaagh now i get to post chapter two and three wholesale
archiveofourown.org
August 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/695028...
I FUCKING DID IT!!!! raaaagh now i get to post chapter two and three wholesale
I FUCKING DID IT!!!! raaaagh now i get to post chapter two and three wholesale
Fanficing this hard should get me a Medal of Honor and a pethood (like a knighthood but instead of becoming a knight, I become a pet).
August 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Fanficing this hard should get me a Medal of Honor and a pethood (like a knighthood but instead of becoming a knight, I become a pet).
The Foolish herring carelessly trusted the norwegian sailor and took a nap in this tin. Now i am eain thie herring, foolish herring
August 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Foolish herring carelessly trusted the norwegian sailor and took a nap in this tin. Now i am eain thie herring, foolish herring
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I think ebeing brainelss and drooling wjhile standding at attention while naked for a good cfuple of hours would fix me
August 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think ebeing brainelss and drooling wjhile standding at attention while naked for a good cfuple of hours would fix me
What's even the point of building a fantasy world if you don't get to dress the characters like they're from 1793 but still have more futuristic technology than the present day? (Oh also they get brainwashed :D!!! )
August 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What's even the point of building a fantasy world if you don't get to dress the characters like they're from 1793 but still have more futuristic technology than the present day? (Oh also they get brainwashed :D!!! )
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I just finished reading HDG "No Gods, No masters," what a genuinely fucking amazing story, this might just be the evil estrogen (the evil kind), but it made me cry like a handful of times over the course of the reading (which i managed in a day).
August 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I just finished reading HDG "No Gods, No masters," what a genuinely fucking amazing story, this might just be the evil estrogen (the evil kind), but it made me cry like a handful of times over the course of the reading (which i managed in a day).
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the HDG fanfic WILL have boring Committee politics and diplomacy and you WILL like it.
August 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
the HDG fanfic WILL have boring Committee politics and diplomacy and you WILL like it.
Tried talking about robespierre, they said he looked like the crystal skull and i got really sad
August 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Tried talking about robespierre, they said he looked like the crystal skull and i got really sad
I need to be dronified so fucking bad I need to lose my sense of self I need to be put into a machine that is designed to overwhelm and train my body into a useful, happy, productive toy holy moly
July 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I need to be dronified so fucking bad I need to lose my sense of self I need to be put into a machine that is designed to overwhelm and train my body into a useful, happy, productive toy holy moly
I bet I moan more cutely than you
I bet I cum more like a girl than you
I bet I squirm more pathetically than you
I bet i beg more like a dog than you
I bet I whine with more desire than you.
I bet I cum more like a girl than you
I bet I squirm more pathetically than you
I bet i beg more like a dog than you
I bet I whine with more desire than you.
July 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I bet I moan more cutely than you
I bet I cum more like a girl than you
I bet I squirm more pathetically than you
I bet i beg more like a dog than you
I bet I whine with more desire than you.
I bet I cum more like a girl than you
I bet I squirm more pathetically than you
I bet i beg more like a dog than you
I bet I whine with more desire than you.