Samisamsam
@samisamsamtheham.bsky.social
Hi! I’m Sami! She/they/it
Leaf blowers are the derveil, SAVE HUDSONBENDISTAN!!!
Leaf blowers are the derveil, SAVE HUDSONBENDISTAN!!!
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Im so sorry for the people who know me to be respectable, this is where I firmly post nonsense and a lot of very rude things. I want to warn friends that following me will bring them famine for 1000 years, and a lot of 18+ and crude jokes and posts.
Maybe I’m wuffing and barking up the wrong leg
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Maybe I’m wuffing and barking up the wrong leg
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Can confirm that this was true even if you didn't know at the time
man being a trans kid in high school fuckin sucked holy shit
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can confirm that this was true even if you didn't know at the time
I kind of just log on every few days, see if dog girl Jesus has posted anything good, reply if it’s relevant to my own condition or beliefs, and then log off
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I kind of just log on every few days, see if dog girl Jesus has posted anything good, reply if it’s relevant to my own condition or beliefs, and then log off
It really did, there was just such a profound sense of isolation :(
man being a trans kid in high school fuckin sucked holy shit
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It really did, there was just such a profound sense of isolation :(
but like actually not even a passing resemblance
men cannot stop comparing me to trans characters i look and act nothing like
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
but like actually not even a passing resemblance
I feel so so so so so so so so so sick to my stomach like I feel so ill thinking aboht that woman
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I feel so so so so so so so so so sick to my stomach like I feel so ill thinking aboht that woman
Holy fuck, you pawsitively have that shit on
accidentally put this sweater thru the dryer so its a crop top now
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Holy fuck, you pawsitively have that shit on
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Oh yeah woo yeah Mothspace.net be popping off oh yeah woo yeah doing numbers (I added silly fake ads from @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social )
Mothspace.net
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Oh yeah woo yeah Mothspace.net be popping off oh yeah woo yeah doing numbers (I added silly fake ads from @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social )
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Send these enemies of dogkind to the guillotine.
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Send these enemies of dogkind to the guillotine.
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There’s a blue haired woman with the most southern voice I’ve ever heard with black lipstick and a piercing… fuckkkkkkk dude I am NOT presentable
September 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There’s a blue haired woman with the most southern voice I’ve ever heard with black lipstick and a piercing… fuckkkkkkk dude I am NOT presentable
Centaurii asked Nell Oenthera what they thought of the Tayshan revolution, to which she replied 'It's too soon to tell'
Oenthera thought Centaurii was talking about the Tayshan revolution of 2552
Centaurii's humanist brain was thoroughly impressed by the Tayshan long view of history.
Oenthera thought Centaurii was talking about the Tayshan revolution of 2552
Centaurii's humanist brain was thoroughly impressed by the Tayshan long view of history.
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Centaurii asked Nell Oenthera what they thought of the Tayshan revolution, to which she replied 'It's too soon to tell'
Oenthera thought Centaurii was talking about the Tayshan revolution of 2552
Centaurii's humanist brain was thoroughly impressed by the Tayshan long view of history.
Oenthera thought Centaurii was talking about the Tayshan revolution of 2552
Centaurii's humanist brain was thoroughly impressed by the Tayshan long view of history.
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Modern princesses dont even go forth and conquer eachother('s fiefs) anymore, and it's disgusting.
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Modern princesses dont even go forth and conquer eachother('s fiefs) anymore, and it's disgusting.
The official doctrine of this republic
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The official doctrine of this republic
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September 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I haven’t seen it rain in many places tbh
September 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I haven’t seen it rain in many places tbh
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There’s this woman I like who keeps teasing me and poking fun at me and calls that “throwing me a bone,” and I don’t know how to feel about that
September 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
There’s this woman I like who keeps teasing me and poking fun at me and calls that “throwing me a bone,” and I don’t know how to feel about that
theres's this rock i found when i was little that was the same colors as my eyes are now and sometimes I think that when i lost it, it became part of me
September 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
theres's this rock i found when i was little that was the same colors as my eyes are now and sometimes I think that when i lost it, it became part of me
I feel such an intense, pathetic, heart throbbing desire which I know will not be soon fulfilled, and everyone I feel it towards is teasing me and poking me and exacerbating the feeling and I can’t honestly say I don’t want it, because saying I don’t want it would be a lie: I’m enthralled by it.
September 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I feel such an intense, pathetic, heart throbbing desire which I know will not be soon fulfilled, and everyone I feel it towards is teasing me and poking me and exacerbating the feeling and I can’t honestly say I don’t want it, because saying I don’t want it would be a lie: I’m enthralled by it.
I’m in Texas again, vut fake Texas (Dallas)
September 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m in Texas again, vut fake Texas (Dallas)
