Macaroni Prince
@macaroniprince.bsky.social
The highlight of the low lifes.
https://www.twitch.tv/themacaroniprince
https://www.twitch.tv/themacaroniprince
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I couldn't think of how to describe a meme recently so I sent this and said "this meme" and they said "this is the meme now"
baby when i met you there was peace on earth, i set out to get you with a fine tooth curth
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
baby when i met you there was peace on earth, i set out to get you with a fine tooth curth
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"I watched it so you don't have to"
I don't have to watch anything, I watched a sexy Italian murder mystery from 1972 on Tubi, I didn't know what you were watching, sounds bad
I don't have to watch anything, I watched a sexy Italian murder mystery from 1972 on Tubi, I didn't know what you were watching, sounds bad
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
"I watched it so you don't have to"
I don't have to watch anything, I watched a sexy Italian murder mystery from 1972 on Tubi, I didn't know what you were watching, sounds bad
I don't have to watch anything, I watched a sexy Italian murder mystery from 1972 on Tubi, I didn't know what you were watching, sounds bad
@durrymusic.bsky.social 's Big Boy is one of the best songs ever made IMHO
January 31, 2026 at 10:03 AM
@durrymusic.bsky.social 's Big Boy is one of the best songs ever made IMHO
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well well well if it isn't the assmann associates
January 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
well well well if it isn't the assmann associates
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if you look at this and say "actually I'm neither" you've fallen for my trap and you are bovril
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 AM
if you look at this and say "actually I'm neither" you've fallen for my trap and you are bovril
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are you a yard broad or an ass mann
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
are you a yard broad or an ass mann
I'm so sick I could munchausen a horse
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I'm so sick I could munchausen a horse
When @llnkrsys.bsky.social is at her most tired and most irritable, that, dear reader, that is when I most often pretend to have fallen out of bed and beg for her help to get back in.
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 PM
When @llnkrsys.bsky.social is at her most tired and most irritable, that, dear reader, that is when I most often pretend to have fallen out of bed and beg for her help to get back in.
its mad just how badly starmer is shitting the bed hey
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 AM
its mad just how badly starmer is shitting the bed hey
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I'm just Ben, bong bong bong bong it's ten.
November 7, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I'm just Ben, bong bong bong bong it's ten.
new cryptid anyone? anyone got a new cryptid?
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 PM
new cryptid anyone? anyone got a new cryptid?
Woah they made a sequel to tictacs
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Woah they made a sequel to tictacs
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"A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having. If there won't be dancing at the revolution, I'm not coming."
- Emma Goldman
- Emma Goldman
Can't even go out for a dance without these guys having an opinion!
Gorton & Denton is Greens Vs Reform.
We must make sure hope wins.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Gorton & Denton is Greens Vs Reform.
We must make sure hope wins.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 AM
"A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having. If there won't be dancing at the revolution, I'm not coming."
- Emma Goldman
- Emma Goldman
masterchef but its literally just toasties. cmon. we must.
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
masterchef but its literally just toasties. cmon. we must.
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Some of us have always been here:
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Some of us have always been here:
my (35m) workmates (1000m) (965f) (356m) are trying to summon the great god mortolk, should i tell hr
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 AM
my (35m) workmates (1000m) (965f) (356m) are trying to summon the great god mortolk, should i tell hr
We should've known Brooklyn Beckham was going to kick off at his parents when they named him Brooklyn. Wait til their daughter finds out her middle name.
January 24, 2026 at 8:47 AM
We should've known Brooklyn Beckham was going to kick off at his parents when they named him Brooklyn. Wait til their daughter finds out her middle name.
Starmer is a worm, man.
January 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Starmer is a worm, man.
speed but its a guy on an escooter doing laps of the tesco carpark
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 AM
speed but its a guy on an escooter doing laps of the tesco carpark
hey i'm going to be unemployed soon!!!!!!!!!!
which means unless i get immensely lucky my main source of income is going to be streaming and i know that's not for everyone if youve any interest in such a thing can you throw me a follow and see if you enjoy watching me!
www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...
which means unless i get immensely lucky my main source of income is going to be streaming and i know that's not for everyone if youve any interest in such a thing can you throw me a follow and see if you enjoy watching me!
www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 PM
hey i'm going to be unemployed soon!!!!!!!!!!
which means unless i get immensely lucky my main source of income is going to be streaming and i know that's not for everyone if youve any interest in such a thing can you throw me a follow and see if you enjoy watching me!
www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...
which means unless i get immensely lucky my main source of income is going to be streaming and i know that's not for everyone if youve any interest in such a thing can you throw me a follow and see if you enjoy watching me!
www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...
lifes that thing you do when you cant face scouting on football manager
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
lifes that thing you do when you cant face scouting on football manager
most people i know of who support farage are influenced by their timelines and don't do any research so just do what i've started doing and tell them you also like him and like his "no more monarchy" policy and watch them start to slowly unravel without being willing to do a cursory google
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 AM
most people i know of who support farage are influenced by their timelines and don't do any research so just do what i've started doing and tell them you also like him and like his "no more monarchy" policy and watch them start to slowly unravel without being willing to do a cursory google
It's so funny Fergie's first big single was featuring Will.I.Am. Like when you're too shy to go to the school disco solo
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
It's so funny Fergie's first big single was featuring Will.I.Am. Like when you're too shy to go to the school disco solo
a cutaway in traitors thats james trying to drink a big bottle marked poison and the producers trying to yank it off him
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
a cutaway in traitors thats james trying to drink a big bottle marked poison and the producers trying to yank it off him
Ben Waine is going to break my heart, I just know it. I love him so much and if he falls off again I'm going to struggle to take it. #PVFC
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Ben Waine is going to break my heart, I just know it. I love him so much and if he falls off again I'm going to struggle to take it. #PVFC