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Lajewjew
@macajoeni.bsky.social
Non-Practicing Intellectual | Axolotl Enthusiast™
As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug: “This is a one woman show!”
instagram.com/macajoeni
📍Las Vegas
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@starbucks what is the meaning of this
March 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gay guys ******* ****
I WANT ROPES
March 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Might save a life.
March 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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It’s lent so actually it’s fatchristfriday now
March 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
good morning lil gay ppl in my phone it’s my Friday buy me coffee
February 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One thing about me is I’m absolutely going to type a pick-me reply-guy response under your thirst trap and then delete it
February 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The gays that interact with you only on -their- tweets & never yours. I see you.
February 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The way it’s been a struggle to keep weight off because I’ve had no “end goal” to look forward to lately… but The CC Tour changes that. Assless chaps here I come.
February 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Beyonce. That’s it. That’s the skeet.
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
If you bring a mechanical keyboard to your in-office job I just want you to know that I think you don’t deserve to be alive 🥰
February 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Guys we did it IT’S NOT JANUARY ANYMORE holy shit
February 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
All caucasians™ to the back of the room. IMMEDIATELY.
February 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
THERE’S AN AXOLOTL ON THE PINK. STAIRS.
January 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
the axolotl song feels like a warm hug and has gone triple platinum in my earbuds
January 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This could be us but u playin
Me and oomf sittin in a tree
January 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Media : why were people cheering for Luigi

People :
22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: Lawsuit
Cole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How it feels constantly “tweeting” on BlueSky despite only like two people ever engaging with me:
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A little hint of spiciness
A little hint of soy sauce
A little hint of the tomato
January 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Let me hear YOU neigh 🤨
January 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Guys it finally happened. I am now an elite employee!
January 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What I named the kitten: Henry

What I call the kitten: Henrito Pawdalupe Furnandez
January 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Good morning and happy #humpday to ONLY men who say nice things about my butt.
January 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Speak not to fill the silence, but to fortify it with purpose and reason—let your words be echoes of wisdom, not whispers of impulse.
January 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Because what’s good for the goose… is bad for the duck.
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In the clerb, we all not tan
January 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM