Mabes
mabes3.bsky.social
Mabes
@mabes3.bsky.social
Your favorite aspiring lawyer, history nerd, pedantic as culture
PNW, Cascadia
Cringe is dead and I'm still breathing
Is it a fantasy, or a truth that beggars the soul to admit?
She/Her
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Confirmed Lives: 3
I remain adamant in the semi mystical belief that posters madness is like exposure to the warp, and the longer you are a micro celebrity or the larger the count, the more aggravated and severe the corruption.
You gotta be made in a lab or be a blank (special autistic type) to be immune
why did this guy with 29 thousand followers on here just DM me the word "trans" and then block me. why can't dudes just be normal
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We among the godliest of women, the the Order of our Punctured Fridays, report a painless (shockingly so) injection

I must air my sins
I almost never switch legs
I genuinely forget
And also I'm not sure I've once had bruising enough to that I even notice once I stopped *slowly pushing it in*
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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🥺🥺🥺
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I do not long to only drink of love as wine, bereft and ignored in the dark for the sake of some fleeting sweetness.
I would rather drink deep, terrible, wanton, unseemly. Do not ask me to be fair in my fervent, nor our communion to be draped in linen.
Spill over me, paint me and claim me
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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New cover song “Moon River” out now! 🌖

Available on our online store, streaming services and other digital distributors.

Lyric video on YouTube: youtu.be/wRCZaZaFNDI?...

#steampoweredgiraffe #moonriver #ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀsᴏɴɢ #audryhepburn #andywilliams
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Job interview went well, but I've been wrong before.

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November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
LET'S GO GETTING BLOCKED BY AN ATLANTIC WRITERRRR
Cowards Settings
but also
only a little over 1/10 americans live in the top 50 largest cities numb nuts
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Dye my hair blue?

Look what happened last time!
September 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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hell yeah brother
The issue isn't who gets representation, it's that once you start unwinding federalism, why stop at presidential elections? Why bother having "states" at all other than as national administrative boundaries?
And why keep the Senate at all? Why not just a giant House, proportionally elected?
Sorry, but this is nonsensical. Federalism isn't a binary. Elect the President by national popular vote and both the little and the big empty states STILL get overrepresented in the Senate, which, need I remind you, confirms judicial and other nominations.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Cowards Settings
but also
only a little over 1/10 americans live in the top 50 largest cities numb nuts
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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adding a stop on our travel plan
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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art is a tool to express yourself
May 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
this is rather surprising given how many i was milquetoast on or "...I'd be fine with that. i guess.... *look away hurt and insecure* 🥲"
I think the thrust of the difference was
Casual poly/open/swinging: pretty big no
committed, and usually multi axis connected poly: YES
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Reze Arc let's fucking gooooo
I am gonna read Chainsaw Man for several hours today and also get my brows and lashes done and also probably hit on my coworker after I get him drunk
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
There is a consistent through-line in thumbs up and thumbs down in terms of absolutely insane nerds making up history what ifs, and the easiest way to explain is to say "Crusader Kings 2, or HOI4"
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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this is nothing, obviously, but def cool that at this point in history, 86 Democrats were like, you know what we agree, fuck the guy who is one of the most popular figures in our party
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I was inspired
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
*going about my day*
"Oh look that final version for the porn project i've moderately been aware of for 3ish years is finally out"
*42 Minutes*
"...it's fiiiiine"
*50 minutes later*
"...well fuck my productivity for the day is shot"
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I’m a progressive who did bear pregnancy, and I still think the whole thing is absurd
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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bear pregnancy
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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being a girl is a trap designed to make you waste time staring at yourself in the mirror and giggling
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM