Uschi Kneeface
@m2oskie.bsky.social
Childless cat lady pleased to have found this Xitterless place.
Worcester, MA
Worcester, MA
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Uschi Kneeface
@m2oskie.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Since I'm new here, I thought I should post a picture.
These are my cats. I have a lot of cats.
That's it! To anyone reading this, I am happy to have found you.
These are my cats. I have a lot of cats.
That's it! To anyone reading this, I am happy to have found you.
City Planner Gets Halfway Through Designing City Before Realizing He’s Just Doing Philadelphia Again — theonion.com/city-planner...
City Planner Gets Halfway Through Designing City Before Realizing He’s Just Doing Philadelphia Again
DES MOINES, IA—Saying that his designs felt oddly familiar as he was drafting them, urban planner William Reston confirmed Monday that while envisioning a revitalized downtown for Des Moines, IA, he h...
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November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
City Planner Gets Halfway Through Designing City Before Realizing He’s Just Doing Philadelphia Again — theonion.com/city-planner...
Tomorrow. I promised them i would bring nuts tomorrow. #Worcester
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tomorrow. I promised them i would bring nuts tomorrow. #Worcester
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just killed my first Spotted Lanternfly. #Worcester
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just killed my first Spotted Lanternfly. #Worcester
Wowo coming through for me today.
October 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wowo coming through for me today.
Why is the army circling our fair city?
September 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why is the army circling our fair city?
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Rudy Giuliani stopped on the side of a busy highway. He sensed something was wrong, and begged his driver, 'Just pull over! Pull over!' The driver complied. Rudy stepped out of the car, and discovered a litter of kittens, a sheep with its head stuck in a bucket, and a dog giving birth to puppies.
August 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Rudy Giuliani stopped on the side of a busy highway. He sensed something was wrong, and begged his driver, 'Just pull over! Pull over!' The driver complied. Rudy stepped out of the car, and discovered a litter of kittens, a sheep with its head stuck in a bucket, and a dog giving birth to puppies.
Like a bear hibernating thru winter our cat, Artie, napped this entire summer day away.
July 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Like a bear hibernating thru winter our cat, Artie, napped this entire summer day away.
Watching the news unfold today has left me feeling like it ought to be Friday already. It's barely past 2:00. On Monday.
February 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Watching the news unfold today has left me feeling like it ought to be Friday already. It's barely past 2:00. On Monday.
Got the year wrong but, otherwise, a well deserved award.
Congratulations Trevor.
Congratulations Trevor.
December 31, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Got the year wrong but, otherwise, a well deserved award.
Congratulations Trevor.
Congratulations Trevor.
Just asked the cat if he might be a raccoon and... he's getting very defensive.
December 9, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Just asked the cat if he might be a raccoon and... he's getting very defensive.
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In all my years in the internet this might be the funniest thing I have seen
December 1, 2024 at 2:40 AM
In all my years in the internet this might be the funniest thing I have seen
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I was born a male. I identify as a male. But according to the Kraft Mac & Cheese box, I'm a family of four.
November 18, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I was born a male. I identify as a male. But according to the Kraft Mac & Cheese box, I'm a family of four.
Saw this on Pleasant Street today. 🙂
October 31, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Saw this on Pleasant Street today. 🙂
stART on the Street Landshark #Worcester
September 15, 2024 at 5:33 PM
stART on the Street Landshark #Worcester
You can provide a Libertarian with water but you can't make him wash his hands.
June 19, 2024 at 7:49 PM
You can provide a Libertarian with water but you can't make him wash his hands.
