Alyssa
@lyssquire.bsky.social
She/her • Mama to the most perfect 🌈 babies • Labor & Employment attorney • I leave a little glitter wherever I go ✨
what do you mean my newborn is already 6 months old 😭
June 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
what do you mean my newborn is already 6 months old 😭
I really need Jake Tapper to shut the fuck up. He was real quiet about the orange menace and all his (to put it lightly) flaws leading up to the election so please zip it when it comes to Biden.
May 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I really need Jake Tapper to shut the fuck up. He was real quiet about the orange menace and all his (to put it lightly) flaws leading up to the election so please zip it when it comes to Biden.
Honestly I do not want to hear a single fucking thing about President Biden and the choices that were made. Can we focus on the fucking catastrophe at hand and our spineless congress?
May 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Honestly I do not want to hear a single fucking thing about President Biden and the choices that were made. Can we focus on the fucking catastrophe at hand and our spineless congress?
If you feel the need to go through your partners phone, it’s time to leave. We don’t stay with people we don’t trust.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If you feel the need to go through your partners phone, it’s time to leave. We don’t stay with people we don’t trust.
Remember when the queen died and my dumbass self kept waiting for smoke to be emitted from the palace bc I confused that with the pope stuff? 🤦🏼♀️
May 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Remember when the queen died and my dumbass self kept waiting for smoke to be emitted from the palace bc I confused that with the pope stuff? 🤦🏼♀️
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Human chain forming around schools in DC to prevent masked ICE goons from kidnapping kids and their parents.
They’re asking for volunteers and help to continue to do this the rest of the week. More info in the comments.
They’re asking for volunteers and help to continue to do this the rest of the week. More info in the comments.
DC restaurants are on alert but ICE is also targeting schools. There is currently ICE presence at the Mondo Verde school on P Street -- parents are forming a human chain and plan to do so for the rest of the week. If you're in DC and able to, they would like help
🚨ALERT 🚨ICE reported at 5300 South Dakota Ave NE in the last couple of hours. 4 agents and 2 cars confirmed. At least one person detained.
🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
May 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Human chain forming around schools in DC to prevent masked ICE goons from kidnapping kids and their parents.
They’re asking for volunteers and help to continue to do this the rest of the week. More info in the comments.
They’re asking for volunteers and help to continue to do this the rest of the week. More info in the comments.
Rihanna being pregnant makes me nervous bc I’ve always gotten knocked up a few months after her and lord Jesus I am not ready to do it again. I do want that third tho 😅
May 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Rihanna being pregnant makes me nervous bc I’ve always gotten knocked up a few months after her and lord Jesus I am not ready to do it again. I do want that third tho 😅
#metmonday just feels fucking gross with the country burning down around us.
May 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
#metmonday just feels fucking gross with the country burning down around us.
Tell me what vitamins/supplements you take that help with energy. Bc ya girl is gonna die of exhaustion.
May 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tell me what vitamins/supplements you take that help with energy. Bc ya girl is gonna die of exhaustion.
NJ is having a normal one🫠
May 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
NJ is having a normal one🫠
Ice raided an apartment complex in a nearby town this morning and I honestly just want to throw up. I will never understand how people voted for this shit.
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ice raided an apartment complex in a nearby town this morning and I honestly just want to throw up. I will never understand how people voted for this shit.
I think we need to start bullying more people who choose not to vaccinate themselves or their kids.
April 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think we need to start bullying more people who choose not to vaccinate themselves or their kids.
When the hell is he gonna die
April 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
When the hell is he gonna die
My children are being watched by their grandma & aunt so I am going to nap for the foreseeable future. Blessed.
a cartoon of a cat sleeping in a chair
ALT: a cartoon of a cat sleeping in a chair
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April 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My children are being watched by their grandma & aunt so I am going to nap for the foreseeable future. Blessed.
Having two kids 18 months apart is LUNACY. They are so cute but holy good lord.
April 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Having two kids 18 months apart is LUNACY. They are so cute but holy good lord.
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You should hear this.
April 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You should hear this.
I need cocaine or something. Vyvanse & coffee isn’t cutting it anymore.
April 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I need cocaine or something. Vyvanse & coffee isn’t cutting it anymore.
I’m already tired of shedeur sanders tbh
April 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m already tired of shedeur sanders tbh
Having a toddler is just arguing with a tiny human about whether they can bring a giant Halloween decoration to bed for naptime
April 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Having a toddler is just arguing with a tiny human about whether they can bring a giant Halloween decoration to bed for naptime
Week 7: 17 lbs gone. (I still look exactly the same tho so don’t get too excited)
This is my sixth week of mounjaro and I am down 13 lbs. I haven’t even started exercising or changing my diet that much yet.
a woman is holding a bottle of water and saying i 'm going to be thin .
ALT: a woman is holding a bottle of water and saying i 'm going to be thin .
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April 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Week 7: 17 lbs gone. (I still look exactly the same tho so don’t get too excited)
My children are refusing to pipe down so I can watch the Karen Read trial 😒
April 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My children are refusing to pipe down so I can watch the Karen Read trial 😒
My first baby is going to be two tomorrow and I am UNWELL. Also for those of you who followed me from the bad place, yesterday was the two year anniversary of the Foley Balloon Incident.
April 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My first baby is going to be two tomorrow and I am UNWELL. Also for those of you who followed me from the bad place, yesterday was the two year anniversary of the Foley Balloon Incident.
Damnit this is the wrong obituary
a little girl in a red and purple shirt is holding a toothbrush and making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple shirt is holding a toothbrush and making a funny face .
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April 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Damnit this is the wrong obituary
I need the science behind why I have 37 chins in every photo but not when I look in the mirror even if I’m doing the exact same facial expression. Being fat is such a nuisance I stg. (It’s fine I’m working on it)
April 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I need the science behind why I have 37 chins in every photo but not when I look in the mirror even if I’m doing the exact same facial expression. Being fat is such a nuisance I stg. (It’s fine I’m working on it)