Cookerguy
@cookerguy.bsky.social
San Francisco Giants (F' the Dodgers) 49ers, Warriors, and Sacramento Kings Fan. Humor is medicine. Life is precious, respect Women's right to healthcare. Double Lung transplant recipient. Masking advocate.
I listened to Cake as a kitchen rat. I still love them. "The Distance" is a great song.
The band Cake has announced that cofounder & original guitarist Greg Brown has died after a brief illness. He was 59. Brown wrote or co-wrote several songs on Cake's first two albums, including their most popular single, "The Distance."
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February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I listened to Cake as a kitchen rat. I still love them. "The Distance" is a great song.
This is sickening.
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This is sickening.
I did not know about this. Stunning.
A stunning photo of dark clouds topped with a bright rainbow, a rare event called cloud iridescence
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I did not know about this. Stunning.
Don't tell us, warn your toilet.
I just ate 4 burgers from mcdonalds
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Don't tell us, warn your toilet.
Good fun.
Stephen Colbert gifted his wife Evie McGee Colbert with a $250k Tiffanys necklace on The Late Show Thursday night. Just one catch...
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Good fun.
I hope we see more of this.
Team USA skier: Just because I wear the flag doesn’t mean I represent everything that’s going on in the US.
February 7, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I hope we see more of this.
Lindsey Vonn is an animal. No ACL and flying down a downhill run.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Lindsey Vonn is an animal. No ACL and flying down a downhill run.
What's up Salty? Do you have a good weekend planned?
I was looking at the moon early Tuesday a.m. Beautiful. While looking at it I opened my car door into my shin. It drew blood. What a dork. 😬
I was looking at the moon early Tuesday a.m. Beautiful. While looking at it I opened my car door into my shin. It drew blood. What a dork. 😬
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
What's up Salty? Do you have a good weekend planned?
I was looking at the moon early Tuesday a.m. Beautiful. While looking at it I opened my car door into my shin. It drew blood. What a dork. 😬
I was looking at the moon early Tuesday a.m. Beautiful. While looking at it I opened my car door into my shin. It drew blood. What a dork. 😬
Douche bag.
He doesn’t even try to hide the fact that whether people in a particular state get disaster relief from the federal government depends entirely on partisan politics.
February 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Douche bag.
Holy cow!
February 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Holy cow!
He has no redeeming qualities. That's the best I can do without using every swear word I know.
February 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He has no redeeming qualities. That's the best I can do without using every swear word I know.
This is very good news.
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
This is very good news.
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👀Now that ICE/DHS are planning to buy ‘mega’ warehouse detention centers across the US to house human beings you might want to listen to this gentleman’s history lesson that he delivered at a city council meeting in AZ. Congress needs to have hearings on this like yesterday.
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
👀Now that ICE/DHS are planning to buy ‘mega’ warehouse detention centers across the US to house human beings you might want to listen to this gentleman’s history lesson that he delivered at a city council meeting in AZ. Congress needs to have hearings on this like yesterday.
@xsaltsicle.bsky.social
Start them out right.
Start them out right.
February 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
@xsaltsicle.bsky.social
Start them out right.
Start them out right.
Perfect.
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Perfect.
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Good time to reup this post from last month.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Good time to reup this post from last month.
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About Sums it up....
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
About Sums it up....
Nice creative sign.
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Nice creative sign.
Folks, it was beer!
At a restaurant last night sitting near the kitchen and we heard,
"What's in that cup? It better not be beer in that cup."
"What's in that cup? It better not be beer in that cup."
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Folks, it was beer!
A very sick joke.
ARE YOU JOKING?!?
No, really.
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
Oh
My
God.
No, really.
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
Oh
My
God.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
A very sick joke.
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Best use of a beach award goes to the Ocean Beach protest folks in SF.
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Best use of a beach award goes to the Ocean Beach protest folks in SF.
@xsaltsicle.bsky.social Sounds like a great signing.
Luis Arraez is projected to lead MLB in batting average, per Steamer
He’s won batting titles with 3 teams in his career, the only player to win in 3 straight years w/3 diff tms
No player in MLB history has won batting titles with 4 different teams at any point (@EliasSports)
He’s won batting titles with 3 teams in his career, the only player to win in 3 straight years w/3 diff tms
No player in MLB history has won batting titles with 4 different teams at any point (@EliasSports)
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
@xsaltsicle.bsky.social Sounds like a great signing.
I don't want them there either.
I do hope they play the fool and get their asses handed to them by elite foreign soldiers. ICE will get NO respect in Italy.
I do hope they play the fool and get their asses handed to them by elite foreign soldiers. ICE will get NO respect in Italy.
Why the hell would ICE go to Italy? Italy doesn't share a border with the US.
So either ICE is engaged in activities solely regarding immigration in the US or something else.
Trying to send them to Italy is the "something else".
Keep them OUT.
So either ICE is engaged in activities solely regarding immigration in the US or something else.
Trying to send them to Italy is the "something else".
Keep them OUT.
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I don't want them there either.
I do hope they play the fool and get their asses handed to them by elite foreign soldiers. ICE will get NO respect in Italy.
I do hope they play the fool and get their asses handed to them by elite foreign soldiers. ICE will get NO respect in Italy.
Kitchen Humor Valentines.
Hey there are you a mandolin?
Cause your looking sharp as hell and you scare the shit out of me.
You remind me of the walk in cooler.
Cause every time I see you I completely forget what I'm doing.
@charminggrump.bsky.social
Hey there are you a mandolin?
Cause your looking sharp as hell and you scare the shit out of me.
You remind me of the walk in cooler.
Cause every time I see you I completely forget what I'm doing.
@charminggrump.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Kitchen Humor Valentines.
Hey there are you a mandolin?
Cause your looking sharp as hell and you scare the shit out of me.
You remind me of the walk in cooler.
Cause every time I see you I completely forget what I'm doing.
@charminggrump.bsky.social
Hey there are you a mandolin?
Cause your looking sharp as hell and you scare the shit out of me.
You remind me of the walk in cooler.
Cause every time I see you I completely forget what I'm doing.
@charminggrump.bsky.social