Cookerguy
@cookerguy.bsky.social
San Francisco Giants (F' the Dodgers) 49ers, Warriors, and Sacramento Kings Fan. Humor is medicine. Life is precious, respect Women's right to healthcare. Double Lung transplant recipient. Masking advocate.
This is very good news.
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
This is very good news.
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👀Now that ICE/DHS are planning to buy ‘mega’ warehouse detention centers across the US to house human beings you might want to listen to this gentleman’s history lesson that he delivered at a city council meeting in AZ. Congress needs to have hearings on this like yesterday.
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
👀Now that ICE/DHS are planning to buy ‘mega’ warehouse detention centers across the US to house human beings you might want to listen to this gentleman’s history lesson that he delivered at a city council meeting in AZ. Congress needs to have hearings on this like yesterday.
@xsaltsicle.bsky.social
Start them out right.
Start them out right.
February 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
@xsaltsicle.bsky.social
Start them out right.
Start them out right.
Perfect.
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Perfect.
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Good time to reup this post from last month.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Good time to reup this post from last month.
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About Sums it up....
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
About Sums it up....
Nice creative sign.
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Nice creative sign.
Folks, it was beer!
At a restaurant last night sitting near the kitchen and we heard,
"What's in that cup? It better not be beer in that cup."
"What's in that cup? It better not be beer in that cup."
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Folks, it was beer!
A very sick joke.
ARE YOU JOKING?!?
No, really.
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
Oh
My
God.
No, really.
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
Oh
My
God.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
A very sick joke.
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Best use of a beach award goes to the Ocean Beach protest folks in SF.
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Best use of a beach award goes to the Ocean Beach protest folks in SF.
@xsaltsicle.bsky.social Sounds like a great signing.
Luis Arraez is projected to lead MLB in batting average, per Steamer
He’s won batting titles with 3 teams in his career, the only player to win in 3 straight years w/3 diff tms
No player in MLB history has won batting titles with 4 different teams at any point (@EliasSports)
He’s won batting titles with 3 teams in his career, the only player to win in 3 straight years w/3 diff tms
No player in MLB history has won batting titles with 4 different teams at any point (@EliasSports)
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
@xsaltsicle.bsky.social Sounds like a great signing.
I don't want them there either.
I do hope they play the fool and get their asses handed to them by elite foreign soldiers. ICE will get NO respect in Italy.
I do hope they play the fool and get their asses handed to them by elite foreign soldiers. ICE will get NO respect in Italy.
Why the hell would ICE go to Italy? Italy doesn't share a border with the US.
So either ICE is engaged in activities solely regarding immigration in the US or something else.
Trying to send them to Italy is the "something else".
Keep them OUT.
So either ICE is engaged in activities solely regarding immigration in the US or something else.
Trying to send them to Italy is the "something else".
Keep them OUT.
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I don't want them there either.
I do hope they play the fool and get their asses handed to them by elite foreign soldiers. ICE will get NO respect in Italy.
I do hope they play the fool and get their asses handed to them by elite foreign soldiers. ICE will get NO respect in Italy.
Kitchen Humor Valentines.
Hey there are you a mandolin?
Cause your looking sharp as hell and you scare the shit out of me.
You remind me of the walk in cooler.
Cause every time I see you I completely forget what I'm doing.
@charminggrump.bsky.social
Hey there are you a mandolin?
Cause your looking sharp as hell and you scare the shit out of me.
You remind me of the walk in cooler.
Cause every time I see you I completely forget what I'm doing.
@charminggrump.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Kitchen Humor Valentines.
Hey there are you a mandolin?
Cause your looking sharp as hell and you scare the shit out of me.
You remind me of the walk in cooler.
Cause every time I see you I completely forget what I'm doing.
@charminggrump.bsky.social
Hey there are you a mandolin?
Cause your looking sharp as hell and you scare the shit out of me.
You remind me of the walk in cooler.
Cause every time I see you I completely forget what I'm doing.
@charminggrump.bsky.social
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Thousands of People gathered
Copenhagen, Denmark, on Saturday, January 31, 2026, for an emotional silent march to protest comments made by U.S.
President Donald Trump regarding the role of non-U.S. NATO troops.
Copenhagen, Denmark, on Saturday, January 31, 2026, for an emotional silent march to protest comments made by U.S.
President Donald Trump regarding the role of non-U.S. NATO troops.
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Thousands of People gathered
Copenhagen, Denmark, on Saturday, January 31, 2026, for an emotional silent march to protest comments made by U.S.
President Donald Trump regarding the role of non-U.S. NATO troops.
Copenhagen, Denmark, on Saturday, January 31, 2026, for an emotional silent march to protest comments made by U.S.
President Donald Trump regarding the role of non-U.S. NATO troops.
This should be automatic. Unfortunately it's not. Also, use your turn signal.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This should be automatic. Unfortunately it's not. Also, use your turn signal.
Thank god. There needs to be accountability for jailing kids. Also, leaving young kids on their own after kidnapping a parent. It's bs. I hope they don't drag their feet on releasing them.
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Thank god. There needs to be accountability for jailing kids. Also, leaving young kids on their own after kidnapping a parent. It's bs. I hope they don't drag their feet on releasing them.
Nicely put.
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Nicely put.
Lawless assholes.
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Lawless assholes.
This is an amazing article of medical science.
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
This is an amazing article of medical science.
Shit is hitting the fan.
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Shit is hitting the fan.
Ha ha! Roasted. Hell yeah.
Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Ha ha! Roasted. Hell yeah.
Oh no! She was so talented.
Catherine O’Hara of Beetlejuice and Schitt’s Creek has died at age 71. RIP to one of the all-time greatest women in comedy. people.com/catherine-oh...
Catherine O'Hara, 'Schitt’s Creek' Star and Comedy Legend, Dies at 71
Catherine O'Hara has died at the age of 71. O'Hara was known for her appearances in movies including 'Beetlejuice' and 'Home Alone', as well as her Emmy-winning role as Moira Rose on the TV sitcom 'Sc...
people.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Oh no! She was so talented.