Alyssa
@lyssamarie.bsky.social
Lesbian (she/they) 🏳️🌈 crystal girlie 🔮 not that kind of psychologist 👩🏻🔬 forever an emo kid at heart 💜
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Alyssa
@lyssamarie.bsky.social
· Feb 1
As an L, if you’re not including the T, leave me the fuck out of it.
How many gun deaths are “unfortunately worth it” now, Charlie?
September 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How many gun deaths are “unfortunately worth it” now, Charlie?
Wild how many people seem super comfortable straight up hating ordinary American citizens now. We don’t actually have a real say in this y’all.
Study: Politicians listen to rich people, not you
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April 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Wild how many people seem super comfortable straight up hating ordinary American citizens now. We don’t actually have a real say in this y’all.
Perhaps time to acknowledge that we can make a better system to create and distribute resources than basing everything on a bunch of made up numbers that can change in an instant when the mysterious money men get upset.
April 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Perhaps time to acknowledge that we can make a better system to create and distribute resources than basing everything on a bunch of made up numbers that can change in an instant when the mysterious money men get upset.
Can we bring back gaucho pants please I need a socially acceptable way to wear pajama pants in public again
March 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Can we bring back gaucho pants please I need a socially acceptable way to wear pajama pants in public again
Don’t know if people in the states are aware but labels on products made in Canada have sprung up virtually everywhere overnight. They’re all over the grocery store. Canadians are serious about this y’all.
March 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Don’t know if people in the states are aware but labels on products made in Canada have sprung up virtually everywhere overnight. They’re all over the grocery store. Canadians are serious about this y’all.
How dare you make me agree with DOUG FORD for fucks sake
March 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
How dare you make me agree with DOUG FORD for fucks sake
“I’m a centrist. I don’t like the right because of their policies and I don’t like the left because teenagers called me problematic on tumblr once” - some guy on reddit who thinks he’s the king of logic
February 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“I’m a centrist. I don’t like the right because of their policies and I don’t like the left because teenagers called me problematic on tumblr once” - some guy on reddit who thinks he’s the king of logic
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the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
Petition to remake twilight but everyone is lesbians
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Petition to remake twilight but everyone is lesbians
Update this week she’s meeting with the union to discuss the layoffs clause in our collective agreement lmao uh oh
Upside to having a comically tech-illiterate boomer boss: she doesn’t know how to make her outlook calendar private and now I know she’s meeting with a labor relations attorney today.
February 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Update this week she’s meeting with the union to discuss the layoffs clause in our collective agreement lmao uh oh
If there are mints in my home, I will consume all of them within 24 hours. Theoretically there’s an upper limit on the number of mints this phenomenon applies to, but I’ve yet to find it.
February 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If there are mints in my home, I will consume all of them within 24 hours. Theoretically there’s an upper limit on the number of mints this phenomenon applies to, but I’ve yet to find it.
What if we kissed in the trade war between both countries I have to pay taxes to
February 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
What if we kissed in the trade war between both countries I have to pay taxes to
As an L, if you’re not including the T, leave me the fuck out of it.
February 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
As an L, if you’re not including the T, leave me the fuck out of it.
Upside to having a comically tech-illiterate boomer boss: she doesn’t know how to make her outlook calendar private and now I know she’s meeting with a labor relations attorney today.
January 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Upside to having a comically tech-illiterate boomer boss: she doesn’t know how to make her outlook calendar private and now I know she’s meeting with a labor relations attorney today.
What’s the level of people pleasing where I’m trying really hard to come up with critical feedback for my therapist because I can tell she’s disappointed when I don’t have any because she thinks I’m people pleasing but I really just don’t have any
December 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
What’s the level of people pleasing where I’m trying really hard to come up with critical feedback for my therapist because I can tell she’s disappointed when I don’t have any because she thinks I’m people pleasing but I really just don’t have any
Nothing makes me aware of masculinity norms more than Christmas shopping. Tell me why I’m scrolling through multiple Etsy pages trying to find a mug with a sufficiently masculine font for my brother.
December 9, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Nothing makes me aware of masculinity norms more than Christmas shopping. Tell me why I’m scrolling through multiple Etsy pages trying to find a mug with a sufficiently masculine font for my brother.
Good luck with your cheaper gas though
November 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Good luck with your cheaper gas though
Canadian drivers ed must really focus on backing into parking spaces based on the number of people who will hold up every other car in the parking lot to back into a spot at the speed of molasses
November 24, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Canadian drivers ed must really focus on backing into parking spaces based on the number of people who will hold up every other car in the parking lot to back into a spot at the speed of molasses
Hoping that the wicked movie doesn’t reactivate my inner sleeper theater kid.
November 24, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Hoping that the wicked movie doesn’t reactivate my inner sleeper theater kid.
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today is finn’s 2nd birthday 🥰 he brings me immeasurable joy, look at him
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
today is finn’s 2nd birthday 🥰 he brings me immeasurable joy, look at him
I’m 95% sure Elon is calling it the department of government efficiency so that the abbreviation is a reference to the doge meme. We’ve fallen into clown hell.
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I’m 95% sure Elon is calling it the department of government efficiency so that the abbreviation is a reference to the doge meme. We’ve fallen into clown hell.
Having to stay in the pharmacy for 15 minutes after getting a shot is so weird like what are you gonna do if I faint, refuse to give me my Ritalin?
November 16, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Having to stay in the pharmacy for 15 minutes after getting a shot is so weird like what are you gonna do if I faint, refuse to give me my Ritalin?
Happy for everyone who has their career stuff all over their social media but then where do you put your Nonsense™️
November 16, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Happy for everyone who has their career stuff all over their social media but then where do you put your Nonsense™️
Unfortunately, it is, in fact, quite difficult to move to Canada for those of you who are wondering.
November 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Unfortunately, it is, in fact, quite difficult to move to Canada for those of you who are wondering.
Amped to have a space to scream into the digital void again. Here’s a picture of my dog.
November 15, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Amped to have a space to scream into the digital void again. Here’s a picture of my dog.