I literally cannot go home because of this shit. I did everything I could to prevent it. I don’t want to hear how you hate all Americans now.

If you don’t personally want to take responsibility for the public policy decisions your own government makes, I really don’t want to hear it

Big time. It was a few feet above like 3 feet of fresh snow. Can confirm the Aria-shaped hole in the snow a la looney tunes.

I think the ski lift guy probably still thinks I’m awful because of how hard I laughed at that

If you can’t back in right maybe just don’t do that

Catch me in the movie theater, silently weeping as I use all the willpower in my body to not sing along to defying gravity