Lynn Bixenspan
lynnbixenspan.bsky.social
Lynn Bixenspan
@lynnbixenspan.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, singer.
I once died on Celebrity Ghost Stories.
Horror and game liker.
No cavities!
Pinned
This might be a little too inside baseball, but!
My storytelling and onstage therapy show, Relationshit, is this Saturday at 5 at QED in Astoria!

Featuring:
Erin Rose Chan
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
Hattie Hayes
@caitlinreese.bsky.social

Come if you want to have perfect mental health!
(Or just like, enjoy a show)
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Relationsh*t!
Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE. Featuri...
qedastoria.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Honestly you'll know if I like u cause I'll accidentally go "hummina, hummina" under my breath and then fall down a well
October 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My sex life is boring but my sex death is fascinating
October 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you talk really quickly and passionately for 30 seconds onstage about anything, you WILL get an applause break
September 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
U guys ever heard of neural impulses?

Really makes u think.
August 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh hey!

Relationshit, my storytelling and onstage therapy show with real therapists is happening this Saturday the 23rd at 5pm at QED in Astoria!

Featuring:
David Lawson
@mattstorrs.bsky.social
@maxfine.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut

AND MORE?!

qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Relationsh*t!
Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE. Featuri...
qedastoria.com
August 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ernie is an abuser, full stop. Bert deserves better
August 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Me when I
July 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by Lynn Bixenspan
Oh my God.

I just realized.

HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.

That's...insane.
Hulk's N Word Racist Rants Caught On Tape –– Foul, Disgusting Tirade Leaks
Hulk Hogan has been captured on tape spewing foul-mouthed racial slurs -- including the N-word.
radaronline.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Saturday at 5 at QED Astoria!

Storytelling and onstage therapy with real therapists, featuring:
@sharonspell.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
@mattgrote.bsky.social
and more!

Hosted by me and Morgan Pielli!

Buy tickets here, babe:
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Relationsh*t!
Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE. Be a vo...
qedastoria.com
July 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I wish someone would hug my voodoo doll
July 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My only real platform now is running into the street screaming
July 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Not enough therapy accounts for the fact that you really MIGHT be an annoying idiot everyone hates
June 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh hi read my Substack where I talk about the internal pressure to be responsive at all times

Lynnbixenspan.substack.com
June 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Reposted by Lynn Bixenspan
full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around
June 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
OH NO I found the perfect curse:
“May you be loved by people who know how to show up… and may it terrify you every time.”
June 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Today at 5PM at QED in Astoria!
May 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Whoa. EPIC shade!!!
May 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Call me anything but late for capitalism!
May 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Screaming "I WAS BIG ON TWITTER" at people waiting in my dentist's office as they slowly back away
May 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm sorry but I'm gonna keep saying "Bernie and Ert" every time by accident and honestly that's just the way it is
May 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The singular of anus is anu
May 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The only way to fight a Bad Guy With Mental Health Problems is a Good Guy With Mental Health Problems
May 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Lynn Bixenspan
May 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM