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Lydia! ⭐
@lydiastaremoji.bsky.social
the eye in the pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight

chaotic transsexual mid-40s AOL goth & genuine Discordian dirt witch obsessed with camping, country music, and the good ol' grateful dead
Pinned
'tis the season
last night i learned that ~24 hours after a missed progesterone dose i get an impending sense of doom and a generalized anxiety so bad i can barely function. so that's cool
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
one thing about me is i can fold a pizza box so fast yr head will spin
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
new handle. i liked my custom domain on here but i don't think i use this site enough anymore to pay for that lol. especially while a bunch of functionality is locked behind age verification
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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a whole new world to explore
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Me: I can't believe you talked me into getting stuck in a Chinese penis trap with you

Performative guy who listens to cumtown: personally I call them regular penis trans woman, that's how sino-feminist my mind has gotten
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
it takes a lot to leave me speechless or feel aghast in everyday conversation but when i tell you i felt dirty for HOURS. i still do
i'm a filthy loudmouth pervert of a woman but it's still a hell of a thing when an older gentleman with whom i work comes up to me unprompted and goes "I've got 'She-Bop' stuck in my head... and of course i used to 'bop' it to Cyndi Lauper in high school..."

me: "oh..."
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i'm a filthy loudmouth pervert of a woman but it's still a hell of a thing when an older gentleman with whom i work comes up to me unprompted and goes "I've got 'She-Bop' stuck in my head... and of course i used to 'bop' it to Cyndi Lauper in high school..."

me: "oh..."
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i was walking into the dispensary and this woman was walking out, a little younger than me, looked very normie and professional, comes right up to me practically yelling "you are so CUTE! your coat! your hair! ugh! i love everything about you!" 🥴
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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one thing about me is I'm ⭐ a vibe ⭐
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
wait is there really no vacuum cleaner emoji 😞
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
one thing about me is I'm ⭐ a vibe ⭐
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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i hope i get to reincarnate backwards i wanna be a transexual scythian archer-priestess so fu\ckken badly.... brimming with mare piss and demanding tributes of livestock from the lowlanders on behalf of my clan
December 11, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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[aqualung voice]

piss-ing on her vulva
May 12, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.

CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
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November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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yeah im poly. poly gonna smoke this weed
July 29, 2023 at 1:01 AM
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let women be lesbians that smoke weed
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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this might be controversial but i think girls should fall in love with girls
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
employee at a store says "i hope you didn't commit any crimes in that coat because it's the only one i ever saw!!"
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
why am i so horny lately lol
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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me: idk i might maybe be a bottom. idk. i could see it

also me: it would be a lot fun to make myself free use for a weekend with the right group of people
March 29, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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free use! at the tranny campout
April 4, 2024 at 11:03 PM
one thing about me is i fucking love Christmas and our family got our tree from the usual nursery last night and we're decorating today and it's my first day off after the hell week that is Thanksgiving in the grocery industry and yeah. yes
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
the cure, joy division, romeo void, things of this nature
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM