i had a couple but the real contender was Mary-Beth. the reality is i kept vacillating between a few but once i had the eureka moment of Lydia i knew i was done searching and that was that. still sometimes wish i went with Irene Goodnight though...

i was too anxious to play video games! but luckily i was able to bust a nut and go to sleep with a proper dose in me, and feel more or less fine today. now to do my shot...

she puts the proggers in her ass or else the brain goes full-cunt-sass

i went over a decade without ever folding one and still have the muscle memory for it. "thanks" papa johns

$45 a year is not that much money but its still money and i still need to start christmas shopping ⭐

he's always been so friendly too. we were fb friends for a few months. I've met his wife!

yiiiikessss

no it was unmistakeable in tone and vibe and he's only like ten years older than me. "i used to *bop it* to Cyndi Lauper in high school" with *that* intonation and cadence. and he acted like he fucked up as soon as i went "oh..."

this feels grosser the further i get from it. like what a thing to say out of the blue

well. yes,

i'm cute as the dickens which is ironic since i want the dick OUTTA HEAH

yeah! yeah