Noah Sans Ark
@lunchbox23.bsky.social
I used to drink beer in the shower, now I’m a dad. High Priest to the Hockey Gods. Montrealer in Ottawa. Check out our pod! https://bsky.app/profile/incrediblesports.bsky.social
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Noah Sans Ark
@lunchbox23.bsky.social
· Nov 13
It’s much calmer over here. I think I’ll do more hockey talk here.
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Wearily gestures at the sign.
Heading into tonight’s Game 4, I keep thinking about this passage from a post I wrote in 2021.
There’s been so much talk about this year’s Leafs and whether anything’s really changed. Hard to imagine any bigger evidence that something’s different than “actually doing it the easy way for once”.
There’s been so much talk about this year’s Leafs and whether anything’s really changed. Hard to imagine any bigger evidence that something’s different than “actually doing it the easy way for once”.
May 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wearily gestures at the sign.
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Zach and Kay have your Habs vs Leafs postgame!
Another chance for the Habs to clinch tonight - can the Leafs play spoiler?
@zachpayne41.bsky.social and @linecomposition.bsky.social will team up on the Game Over Toronto channel later tonight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BLl...
@zachpayne41.bsky.social and @linecomposition.bsky.social will team up on the Game Over Toronto channel later tonight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BLl...
Maple Leafs vs Canadiens Post Game | Reaction, Analysis, & Highlights | April 12, 2025
YouTube video by Game Over Toronto
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April 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Zach and Kay have your Habs vs Leafs postgame!
I have such a soft spot in my heart for Pat Maroon.
April 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I have such a soft spot in my heart for Pat Maroon.
I saw Demidov yawning in the press box. Is this a sign the season is wearing him down? Click here to find out!
April 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I saw Demidov yawning in the press box. Is this a sign the season is wearing him down? Click here to find out!
Montreal, I am in you.
Good to be home
Good to be home
April 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Montreal, I am in you.
Good to be home
Good to be home
Nick Suzuki is 6th in scoring for centres in the league.
April 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Nick Suzuki is 6th in scoring for centres in the league.
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Nick Kypreos: “When the Habs contend for the Stanley Cup, I’m not even sure Nick Suzuki is a #1 centre for me.”
Justin Bourne: “Yeah you’re probably right…He’s probably the 25th best centre in the league or something you know?”
Nick Suzuki is 8th in points among NHL centres.
Justin Bourne: “Yeah you’re probably right…He’s probably the 25th best centre in the league or something you know?”
Nick Suzuki is 8th in points among NHL centres.
March 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Nick Kypreos: “When the Habs contend for the Stanley Cup, I’m not even sure Nick Suzuki is a #1 centre for me.”
Justin Bourne: “Yeah you’re probably right…He’s probably the 25th best centre in the league or something you know?”
Nick Suzuki is 8th in points among NHL centres.
Justin Bourne: “Yeah you’re probably right…He’s probably the 25th best centre in the league or something you know?”
Nick Suzuki is 8th in points among NHL centres.
“Nick Suzuki isn’t a real 1C”
-Idiots
-Idiots
April 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Nick Suzuki isn’t a real 1C”
-Idiots
-Idiots
All Habs fans right now
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April 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
All Habs fans right now
Connor Murphy is a hater
April 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Connor Murphy is a hater
If the refs truly loved hockey they’d give Washington 30 power plays tonight.
April 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If the refs truly loved hockey they’d give Washington 30 power plays tonight.
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Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock
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With two points today, Ivan Demidov in his KHL rookie season with SKA 🔥
- 19 goals
- 23 assists
- 42 points in 50 games
Demidov has tied the KHL record for the most points scored by a U-20 player, set by Kirill Kaprizov in 2017 (42P in 49GP).
- 19 goals
- 23 assists
- 42 points in 50 games
Demidov has tied the KHL record for the most points scored by a U-20 player, set by Kirill Kaprizov in 2017 (42P in 49GP).
February 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
With two points today, Ivan Demidov in his KHL rookie season with SKA 🔥
- 19 goals
- 23 assists
- 42 points in 50 games
Demidov has tied the KHL record for the most points scored by a U-20 player, set by Kirill Kaprizov in 2017 (42P in 49GP).
- 19 goals
- 23 assists
- 42 points in 50 games
Demidov has tied the KHL record for the most points scored by a U-20 player, set by Kirill Kaprizov in 2017 (42P in 49GP).
Half n Half jerseys are only cool during alumni games
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Half n Half jerseys are only cool during alumni games
The Utahns and the mascot is a Taunton.
Or
The Utah Wampas and the mascot is eating a Taunton.
This is the way.
Or
The Utah Wampas and the mascot is eating a Taunton.
This is the way.
January 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Utahns and the mascot is a Taunton.
Or
The Utah Wampas and the mascot is eating a Taunton.
This is the way.
Or
The Utah Wampas and the mascot is eating a Taunton.
This is the way.
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NEW EPISODE DROP
Today Matt drags Noah laughing into an episode of “is this team name real or fake?
Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, some will astound you! #incredible
Today Matt drags Noah laughing into an episode of “is this team name real or fake?
Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, some will astound you! #incredible
January 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
NEW EPISODE DROP
Today Matt drags Noah laughing into an episode of “is this team name real or fake?
Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, some will astound you! #incredible
Today Matt drags Noah laughing into an episode of “is this team name real or fake?
Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, some will astound you! #incredible
The reason the Habs are losing are the fans prematurely chirping when up 3-0.
Hockey Gods 101: never chirp prematurely
Hockey Gods 101: never chirp prematurely
January 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The reason the Habs are losing are the fans prematurely chirping when up 3-0.
Hockey Gods 101: never chirp prematurely
Hockey Gods 101: never chirp prematurely
Nedelkovic not dropping the gloves to complete the Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a travesty
January 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Nedelkovic not dropping the gloves to complete the Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a travesty
Benched Laine. PP goal. Hell yeah
January 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Benched Laine. PP goal. Hell yeah
My boy is destined to start a Weezer cover band
January 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My boy is destined to start a Weezer cover band
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NEW EPISODE DROP
Nobody was harmed in the posting of this image!
But listen to the guys this week as Matt shocks Noah with the tale of Ted Williams’ later years and the skullduggery that was foisted upon him!
#incredible #baseball
Nobody was harmed in the posting of this image!
But listen to the guys this week as Matt shocks Noah with the tale of Ted Williams’ later years and the skullduggery that was foisted upon him!
#incredible #baseball
January 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
NEW EPISODE DROP
Nobody was harmed in the posting of this image!
But listen to the guys this week as Matt shocks Noah with the tale of Ted Williams’ later years and the skullduggery that was foisted upon him!
#incredible #baseball
Nobody was harmed in the posting of this image!
But listen to the guys this week as Matt shocks Noah with the tale of Ted Williams’ later years and the skullduggery that was foisted upon him!
#incredible #baseball
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“We got no quit in this team right now. There’s so much confidence throughout the whole group. Everyone’s feeling good. It’s an absolute blast to win. We’re getting that feeling of what it’s like now that we’ve won a few…I think everyone’s just hungry right now.”
- Kaiden Guhle yesterday
- Kaiden Guhle yesterday
January 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“We got no quit in this team right now. There’s so much confidence throughout the whole group. Everyone’s feeling good. It’s an absolute blast to win. We’re getting that feeling of what it’s like now that we’ve won a few…I think everyone’s just hungry right now.”
- Kaiden Guhle yesterday
- Kaiden Guhle yesterday
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Coach Marty be coachin’
January 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Coach Marty be coachin’
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Raise your hand if you're officially "In The Mix"
January 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Raise your hand if you're officially "In The Mix"
Lane Hutson now has more points than Michkov
January 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Lane Hutson now has more points than Michkov