Critters
@lunaeclipseowo.bsky.social
A collection of weird animals just trying to live. Plural. Non-human. Trans and Queer. Terminally fucked up brain desperately hoping things can get better. Also massive nerd :3 18
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i think goals is to be able to have people look at you and think ”that thing used to be human”
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i think goals is to be able to have people look at you and think ”that thing used to be human”
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A colossal dragon appears before you, its lithely muscular body shrouded in invulnerable scales, the majesty of its size overwhelming your very senses to render you a mouse next to a bison, its eyes like twin orbs of flame and its teeth sharp as swords.
It rolls over onto its back and says "weh"
It rolls over onto its back and says "weh"
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A colossal dragon appears before you, its lithely muscular body shrouded in invulnerable scales, the majesty of its size overwhelming your very senses to render you a mouse next to a bison, its eyes like twin orbs of flame and its teeth sharp as swords.
It rolls over onto its back and says "weh"
It rolls over onto its back and says "weh"
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uniburi yuri nsfw (they are mating)
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
uniburi yuri nsfw (they are mating)
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#bakedrhymes
Divinity is stuffed brutally
Into fragile bodies
Unable to contain
What we were
Moments before
Yet still
Pieces of the void linger
The Deafening Unknown
And The Unknowable
I look into her bright black eyes
Her tiny hand squeezes mine
I feel something looking back
She Screams
Divinity is stuffed brutally
Into fragile bodies
Unable to contain
What we were
Moments before
Yet still
Pieces of the void linger
The Deafening Unknown
And The Unknowable
I look into her bright black eyes
Her tiny hand squeezes mine
I feel something looking back
She Screams
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
#bakedrhymes
Divinity is stuffed brutally
Into fragile bodies
Unable to contain
What we were
Moments before
Yet still
Pieces of the void linger
The Deafening Unknown
And The Unknowable
I look into her bright black eyes
Her tiny hand squeezes mine
I feel something looking back
She Screams
Divinity is stuffed brutally
Into fragile bodies
Unable to contain
What we were
Moments before
Yet still
Pieces of the void linger
The Deafening Unknown
And The Unknowable
I look into her bright black eyes
Her tiny hand squeezes mine
I feel something looking back
She Screams
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they all love biblical law until you bring up debt jubilee
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
they all love biblical law until you bring up debt jubilee
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a lot of mentally ill people and professional therapist etc have hangups about the word "broken".
I think this reflects disposable non-fix-it culture.
Just because something is broken doesn't mean it can't be repaired, or used for something else or even used for original purpose with challenges
I think this reflects disposable non-fix-it culture.
Just because something is broken doesn't mean it can't be repaired, or used for something else or even used for original purpose with challenges
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
a lot of mentally ill people and professional therapist etc have hangups about the word "broken".
I think this reflects disposable non-fix-it culture.
Just because something is broken doesn't mean it can't be repaired, or used for something else or even used for original purpose with challenges
I think this reflects disposable non-fix-it culture.
Just because something is broken doesn't mean it can't be repaired, or used for something else or even used for original purpose with challenges
yes please
A dark romance where a sinister lesbian chemist creates an addictive, extremely potent HRT and lets her egg henchm(?)n try it.
The henchm(?)n is quickly addicted to their transition and has to keep working for the chemist to keep access to their new, powerful HRT.
The henchm(?)n is quickly addicted to their transition and has to keep working for the chemist to keep access to their new, powerful HRT.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
yes please
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November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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So many queer people are so desperate for intimacy the very concept of good boundaries feels unobtainable for us.
It's not until we have and hold them that we begin to recognize having good boundaries makes us safer and more appealing to be around. It's so important to learn
It's not until we have and hold them that we begin to recognize having good boundaries makes us safer and more appealing to be around. It's so important to learn
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
So many queer people are so desperate for intimacy the very concept of good boundaries feels unobtainable for us.
It's not until we have and hold them that we begin to recognize having good boundaries makes us safer and more appealing to be around. It's so important to learn
It's not until we have and hold them that we begin to recognize having good boundaries makes us safer and more appealing to be around. It's so important to learn
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You all take your lives too seriously- so much that you lose sight of the beauty and humor in the world around you! Critters like me, we just exist to make sure you loosen up, don’t mistake your artifice for all there is!
Dance in the rain, mortals. It’s good for your soul~ 💛✨
Dance in the rain, mortals. It’s good for your soul~ 💛✨
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You all take your lives too seriously- so much that you lose sight of the beauty and humor in the world around you! Critters like me, we just exist to make sure you loosen up, don’t mistake your artifice for all there is!
Dance in the rain, mortals. It’s good for your soul~ 💛✨
Dance in the rain, mortals. It’s good for your soul~ 💛✨
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The age old transbian question of "Do i want her or to be her" has been answered and its twinning selfcest, you agree
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The age old transbian question of "Do i want her or to be her" has been answered and its twinning selfcest, you agree
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the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
May 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
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#bakedrhymes
Sometimes our best
Isn't enough
I too
Often struggle to admit
When perseverance
Has become folly
Sometimes
A thing must be amputated
So that we can limp away
Thank you
For teaching lessons
I will carry Forever
Sometimes our best
Isn't enough
I too
Often struggle to admit
When perseverance
Has become folly
Sometimes
A thing must be amputated
So that we can limp away
Thank you
For teaching lessons
I will carry Forever
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
#bakedrhymes
Sometimes our best
Isn't enough
I too
Often struggle to admit
When perseverance
Has become folly
Sometimes
A thing must be amputated
So that we can limp away
Thank you
For teaching lessons
I will carry Forever
Sometimes our best
Isn't enough
I too
Often struggle to admit
When perseverance
Has become folly
Sometimes
A thing must be amputated
So that we can limp away
Thank you
For teaching lessons
I will carry Forever
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#bakedrhymes
If you love a poet
You mustn't cage her
The heart of a poet
Is a timid thing
Prone to depression
And loneliness
If you love a poet
You must love yourself
Watch her come
Bask in your warmth
If you love a poet
Treat her well
For it is a precious thing
To be loved
By a poet
If you love a poet
You mustn't cage her
The heart of a poet
Is a timid thing
Prone to depression
And loneliness
If you love a poet
You must love yourself
Watch her come
Bask in your warmth
If you love a poet
Treat her well
For it is a precious thing
To be loved
By a poet
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
#bakedrhymes
If you love a poet
You mustn't cage her
The heart of a poet
Is a timid thing
Prone to depression
And loneliness
If you love a poet
You must love yourself
Watch her come
Bask in your warmth
If you love a poet
Treat her well
For it is a precious thing
To be loved
By a poet
If you love a poet
You mustn't cage her
The heart of a poet
Is a timid thing
Prone to depression
And loneliness
If you love a poet
You must love yourself
Watch her come
Bask in your warmth
If you love a poet
Treat her well
For it is a precious thing
To be loved
By a poet
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#bakedrhymes
I am no simpering angel
Begging my way
Past the gates of heaven.
By what right,
Do they keep you out?
By what right,
Do they deny you
Divinity?
There are many ways
To become a Goddess.
Anyone can bite
The forbidden fruit.
When the time comes
Do not whimper...
Scream
I am no simpering angel
Begging my way
Past the gates of heaven.
By what right,
Do they keep you out?
By what right,
Do they deny you
Divinity?
There are many ways
To become a Goddess.
Anyone can bite
The forbidden fruit.
When the time comes
Do not whimper...
Scream
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
#bakedrhymes
I am no simpering angel
Begging my way
Past the gates of heaven.
By what right,
Do they keep you out?
By what right,
Do they deny you
Divinity?
There are many ways
To become a Goddess.
Anyone can bite
The forbidden fruit.
When the time comes
Do not whimper...
Scream
I am no simpering angel
Begging my way
Past the gates of heaven.
By what right,
Do they keep you out?
By what right,
Do they deny you
Divinity?
There are many ways
To become a Goddess.
Anyone can bite
The forbidden fruit.
When the time comes
Do not whimper...
Scream
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Your new witchy girlfriend assures you the ritual went exactly as planned, though you don't notice any visible changes at first.
However, as the day goes on, you feel her pull at you with invisible strings, moving you this way and that. No biggie. You can still move around independently. For now.
However, as the day goes on, you feel her pull at you with invisible strings, moving you this way and that. No biggie. You can still move around independently. For now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Your new witchy girlfriend assures you the ritual went exactly as planned, though you don't notice any visible changes at first.
However, as the day goes on, you feel her pull at you with invisible strings, moving you this way and that. No biggie. You can still move around independently. For now.
However, as the day goes on, you feel her pull at you with invisible strings, moving you this way and that. No biggie. You can still move around independently. For now.
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Force feminize your friends into being empty headed puppy girls. They’ll be happier that way
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Force feminize your friends into being empty headed puppy girls. They’ll be happier that way
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the six words *I* long to say
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
the six words *I* long to say
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i believe in crop top + boyshorts supremacy
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i believe in crop top + boyshorts supremacy
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Lesbian at the bar who won’t give you her number until you beat her 1v1 3-stock no items Final Destination in Smash Bros Melee.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lesbian at the bar who won’t give you her number until you beat her 1v1 3-stock no items Final Destination in Smash Bros Melee.
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holding and hugging and squeezing a girl so hard she can't even breathe and then kissing her and telling her i love her and hugging her into my chest and loving her and squeezing her like a plushie and biting on her until she whimpers and licking her gently on the neck while she's shaking against me
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
holding and hugging and squeezing a girl so hard she can't even breathe and then kissing her and telling her i love her and hugging her into my chest and loving her and squeezing her like a plushie and biting on her until she whimpers and licking her gently on the neck while she's shaking against me
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call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
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And all the posters and queer accounts will look up and shout "register us!!" and we'll look down and whisper "meow"
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
And all the posters and queer accounts will look up and shout "register us!!" and we'll look down and whisper "meow"