Luke Thompson
@luketscribe.bsky.social
Yakima Herald-Republic outdoors/sports reporter, runner, referee. He/him.
It's a lot of gross and terrible things, but it's not sexual harassment when Laura Loomer loves him saying stuff like this, which she definitely does. Just check her Twitter feed (actually don't, but trust me she leaves no doubt).
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It's a lot of gross and terrible things, but it's not sexual harassment when Laura Loomer loves him saying stuff like this, which she definitely does. Just check her Twitter feed (actually don't, but trust me she leaves no doubt).
There's still some good on the other site.
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
There's still some good on the other site.
Is Assembly Hall going to be empty for a noon tipoff tomorrow? ππ
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Is Assembly Hall going to be empty for a noon tipoff tomorrow? ππ
A wildly inaccurate thing for him to type on any day, but especially a day after 17 Republicans crossed the aisle to vote with the Dems on extending the ACA subsidies.
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
A wildly inaccurate thing for him to type on any day, but especially a day after 17 Republicans crossed the aisle to vote with the Dems on extending the ACA subsidies.
So that would mean all the Miami players enter the transfer portal after they win the title, right?
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
So that would mean all the Miami players enter the transfer portal after they win the title, right?
At least Tech's defense looked good most of the game.
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
At least Tech's defense looked good most of the game.
I can't even process what's happening in this photo. Does that help your golf swing or no?
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I can't even process what's happening in this photo. Does that help your golf swing or no?
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Followed by a trip to #1 Arizona....what could go wrong? π¬
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Followed by a trip to #1 Arizona....what could go wrong? π¬
Sounds like you went to the right church.
a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it
ALT: a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Sounds like you went to the right church.
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Me: I donβt see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if itβs professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if itβs professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I donβt see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if itβs professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if itβs professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
What are OM fans doing there when their team plays in eastern France on Sunday?
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What are OM fans doing there when their team plays in eastern France on Sunday?
One of my friends just said Mahomes could use a little more Alex Smith energy this season. He's not wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
One of my friends just said Mahomes could use a little more Alex Smith energy this season. He's not wrong.
Kansas State's basketball teams are putting everyone in a bad mood this December.
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Kansas State's basketball teams are putting everyone in a bad mood this December.
I need to erase a 31-point deficit with Dallas Goedert vs. Ladd McConkey and Devonta Smith in a survivor league (last place team out every week).
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I need to erase a 31-point deficit with Dallas Goedert vs. Ladd McConkey and Devonta Smith in a survivor league (last place team out every week).
This morning I got my favorite voicemail of all time on my work phone.
"This is ***** ******* I have no idea who you are but you can reach me at 509-***-**** thank you"
"This is ***** ******* I have no idea who you are but you can reach me at 509-***-**** thank you"
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This morning I got my favorite voicemail of all time on my work phone.
"This is ***** ******* I have no idea who you are but you can reach me at 509-***-**** thank you"
"This is ***** ******* I have no idea who you are but you can reach me at 509-***-**** thank you"
How many of those interceptions bounced off of his receivers' hands? Gotta be close to half.
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
How many of those interceptions bounced off of his receivers' hands? Gotta be close to half.
Mitch might be the only person in the Chiefs organization who needs to retire even more than Kelce does.
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Mitch might be the only person in the Chiefs organization who needs to retire even more than Kelce does.
Certainly not Notre Dame
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Certainly not Notre Dame
It could be worse. Trust me. ππ
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It could be worse. Trust me. ππ
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So, uh, who's ready to run through a wall with me?
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
So, uh, who's ready to run through a wall with me?